Spin for your information I am an IS Technician II (IS stands for Information Systems just so you don't hurt yourself trying to figure it out) and currently I'm in college for a degree in Computer Science.
And a six figure salary is not $1,000.00 the cents are not actually counted but a six figure salary would be $100,000.00 to $999,999.00.
And before you ask, no I don't want fries with that. So please go back to flipping patties.
As for your language, anyone can pick up a dictionary and read it like a book, assuming you can read, to learn new words. One does not need to go to college or graduate from high school even to broaden their vocabulary.
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I could give a rat's *** that you've got more degrees than anyone else
I knew you cared.
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in fact, it just makes your life that much more sad that you have to come here and act the way you do to get the attention you so desire.
Attention? Who needs that? I get more than I'd like to in my real life. I come here for entertainment. All of you are my personal amusement monkeys. A king needs his jesters you know.
I get to insult pretentious retards and make money at the same time. It's a win-win situation really.
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Sadly, all those degrees, all that money, can't get you the one thing that will make you happy in life. Someone who genuinely gives a crap about your thoughts, feelings and opinions.
I get plenty of that in real life too. There are people who are forced to care about my thoughts, feelings, and opinions (the best kind), and those who actually do care about my thoughts, feelings, and opinions.
Hell, even on this site, which matters not a damn, my PM inbox is filled to the brim with people lavishly praising my posts, and begging me to post more. These are the people too afraid to post this kind of thing in my threads because they'll get rated down.
In other words, I likely have more people caring about what I think just on the interweb than you do in all facets of life combined, and that's not even factoring in the real people who would give me a rimjob for free.
The truth sucks, doesn't it?
Time to give it up, Yasachiku. Hatred only makes Spin stronger. ;)
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currently I'm in college for a degree in Computer Science.
I'm sorry, was this line supposed to impress me? You do know that "computer science" degrees aren't special anymore and they aren't hard to get at all right? Some of the dumbest people I've ever met have these.
Quick! Tell me about your bachelor of arts in business and the circle of mediocrity will be complete!
A word of advice: if you find yourself in the position of bragging to accomplished friends (if you have any) about what degrees you have, I wouldn't mention that one as a crowning achievement.
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And a six figure salary is not $1,000.00 the cents are not actually counted but a six figure salary would be $100,000.00 to $999,999.00.
Is this honestly your idea of a clever flame? I'll bet it took you several minutes to come up with too.
I hereby nominate the above as the worst attempt at a burn on this site in at least the past 3 months.
Congratulations on your spectacular failure.
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And before you ask, no I don't want fries with that. So please go back to flipping patties.
Apparently you have a hard time reading. That's ok, you've already demonstrated yourself to be a complete and utter imbecile. I don't hold this against you, as it's really not your fault.
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As for your language, anyone can pick up a dictionary and read it like a book, assuming you can read, to learn new words. One does not need to go to college or graduate from high school even to broaden their vocabulary.
Interesting you bring this up, seeing as I hadn't even mentioned it. You were so impressed with my ability to speak english fluently, that you decided you just had to post how unimpressed you actually were.
And if it's really that easy, why have you not taken the time to do this yourself? Anybody can plainly see you're in need of a linguistic boost.
For the record, I don't need a dictionary nor a thesaurus to post the way I do. English is my primary language, and I'm able to use it effectively to say what I want. This is surely a stunning concept!
Apparently only someone with a dictionary in one hand, and a thesaurus in the other is able to speak at the same level as myself. Thanks for the unintentional compliment.
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Spin gotz burned
Not even remotely close.
Your right Computer Science degrees are easy to get if you are one of the following.
Prisoner
Indian (one from India)
Otherwise you have to get at minimum a C+ in the courses to advance to the end in which that actually stops morons like yourself from getting a degree.
My comment on the vocabulary was to someone else not you, you *********
I believe I speak for the majority of others when I say even your mother wishes you were not born. And as for your father, I'm sure he was just some one night stand with that ***** of a mother of yours.
I hardly doubt you even have a formal education. Hell I'm sure you didn't make it through high school. The use of "big words" doesn't mean jack. I used to think that the broader my vocabulary was the more intellegent I was and sounded. Problem is, if others don't comprehend what you are saying then it makes you look like a jackass.
As a matter of fact I found your picture on the net: Click here
Good day to you Spin. Nice talking to you today. Perhaps we can do this more tomorrow. But I must retire from here and head home for the evening.
P.S. Merry Christmas to those that click the above link.
Prisoner
Indian (one from India)
Otherwise you have to get at minimum a C+ in the courses to advance to the end in which that actually stops morons like yourself from getting a degree.
My comment on the vocabulary was to someone else not you, you *********
I believe I speak for the majority of others when I say even your mother wishes you were not born. And as for your father, I'm sure he was just some one night stand with that ***** of a mother of yours.
I hardly doubt you even have a formal education. Hell I'm sure you didn't make it through high school. The use of "big words" doesn't mean jack. I used to think that the broader my vocabulary was the more intellegent I was and sounded. Problem is, if others don't comprehend what you are saying then it makes you look like a jackass.
As a matter of fact I found your picture on the net: Click here
Good day to you Spin. Nice talking to you today. Perhaps we can do this more tomorrow. But I must retire from here and head home for the evening.
P.S. Merry Christmas to those that click the above link.
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Otherwise you have to get at minimum a C+ in the courses to advance to the end
Whoa! I have to get a whole C+ in a dumbed-down course for whatever idiot "university" you attend?! What stringent standards!
you mean to tell me that I have to "strive" for a lofty average grade in order to have a chance at a degree? That might be as hard as, say, zipping my fly after a ****. No, wait, I think it might be slightly HARDER!
I can't fail the class and advance? How outrageous!
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I believe I speak for the majority of others when I say even your mother wishes you were not born. And as for your father, I'm sure he was just some one night stand with that ***** of a mother of yours.
Oh, nice! you followed up your stellar "six-figure income" flame with a doozy of a generic sophomoric flame! Keep it up, Sparky, you might distract people from the fact that you lack the synapses to keep up with me.
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As a matter of fact I found your picture on the net: Click here
Your idiocy knows no bounds.
oooh, I have an idea! Link me to one of the overused fat person pictures on ebaumsworld and say it's me! That'll be really clever!
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My comment on the vocabulary was to someone else not you, you @#%^tard.
Let me give you a basic English lesson, my inept interweb pal. When you're speaking to someone, and then switch who it is you're addressing, you don't say this:
yasachiku the obtuse wrote:
As for your language...
...assuming you can
...assuming you can
This of course is assuming you really weren't talking to me, and that you saying so is not just an attempt to save face after making yourself look stupid.
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The use of "big words" doesn't mean jack
Apparently it does since you keep bringing it up. Don't feel bad that you have to stop to peruse a dictionary multiple times while reading anything I write. I said it before; it's not your fault that you're retarded. Don't feel bad.
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I used to think that the broader my vocabulary was the more intellegent I was and sounded.
Yeah, who needs to speak English competently? You sound "intellegent" enough as it is, right?
Sweet, sweet irony.
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Problem is, if others (Read: I) don't comprehend what you are saying then it makes you look like a jackass.
No, it means you're an illiterate dumb f[/i]uck.
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Perhaps we can do this more tomorrow
Oh sure thing my ********* friend. Maybe you can counter my verbal obliteration of you with an insult to my mother and make yourself look even more "intellegent" than you do now!
[i]Edited, Fri Dec 2 17:23:52 2005 by SpinShark
Hey back up there Spin. The peoples decide when you get burned, not you :p I says you gotz burned, but to be fair, you counter-burned well enough.
These pissing matches are fun to watch. I don't take any of you people too seriously, but I get the feeling that most of you at least halfway mean what you say. You're all equally ignorant in my eyes so I'll just keep making my own brand of laughter+pity on this side of ze monitor.
I come in peace though. Please accept this offering of good will-> ~ <- I plucked this hair from my ***. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it might. It carries all of my sentiments for teh intraweb peepulz. <You can have this.>
Please continue. There may be another *** hair in it for ya ;)
These pissing matches are fun to watch. I don't take any of you people too seriously, but I get the feeling that most of you at least halfway mean what you say. You're all equally ignorant in my eyes so I'll just keep making my own brand of laughter+pity on this side of ze monitor.
I come in peace though. Please accept this offering of good will-> ~ <- I plucked this hair from my ***. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it might. It carries all of my sentiments for teh intraweb peepulz. <You can have this.>
Please continue. There may be another *** hair in it for ya ;)
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