Funny Noob Sayings. ^_^Follow

Great thread, here's one of mine.

Garlaige Citadel pt, levewling WHM.

32war/9mnk (Sword, no shield)
rdm32/14blm (terrible gear)
33whm/16blm (me)

Ok, we have 3 other normal smart people in the party that didn't talk much. So the leader starts running away and dia's something. His HP is dropping, (This is not a joke, this is around the lines he actually typed. Not trying to make him look dumb.

Me>> Come back
RDM>> no u com 2 me
WAR>> can i b tank
Me>> Of course you are.
(Pt runs to RDM)
(10 minute fight insues, 200 exp.)
RDM>> /cheer omg great exp
WAR>> l0l dood that was gret
Me>> ... lets find a camp, we should fight bats first.
RDM>> camp her
Me>> Beetle spawn
RDM>> stfu we kil it
Me>> ... k?
(20 min of Terrible exp, WAR wont voke keeps saying "cur pls")
(They pull a beetle, everyone dies besides me and rdm and thf.)
War>> rias plzz
Me>> Beetle over you, wait for it to get pulled
Rdm>> beetlez dun agro r u dum noob lol
Me>> Walk next to it then
Rdm>> kk lol
The Borer Beetle hits RDM for 104 points of damage.
Rdm>> omg!! healz! plz pls !!
/pcmd leave

It's all beside the point anyhow. Despite having claims I was going after taken more often than not, it's not someone else's MOB until its name turns purple. It always bothers me when people think that the game is going to hand them things simply because they've been waiting around for it. Yes, it sucks when you camp something for an hour and someone else runs over and tags it as it pops. But that's life. And anyone who can't handle that, well, I sure as hell don't want em in my party or my game.

So you were in the double-right. Heh.

Edited, Aug 15th 2006 at 11:33am EDT by adennak

I don't really thing reading Japanese at that point would have helped, but that was pretty funny none-the-less.

Okay, I've posted my share of "I was a noob" stories, so it's only fair that I get to share this Amazing Dunes Moment with you all. It's a generic Dunes party, not spectacular, but not awful. One of the members, the BLM, is a bit bossy, which I don't normally mind if they are saying things that help the party, but most of his advice is either things we were already doing or just plain wrong.

Whenever he gives bad advice (such as telling the WAR/MNK tank not too boost because it just makes him attack slower), I point out how very, very incorrect a philosophy that is. Of course, he has a ton of 75 jobs and knows exactly what he is doing. I point out that I've also made it to 75, and that's not always a mark of brilliance. . . but whatever.

Anyway, a subjob item drops (the apron). Now, there are one or two people in the party that need it, so we tell them to roll, and everyone else passes. When I went into the treasure pool, though, I happened to notice that the BLM has passed on all of the Beastman Seals. Now, I don't care HOW full one's inventory is, you can always make room for Beastman Seals. So we have a conversation that goes something like this.

Aden: You're passing on Beastman Seals?
Noob: yeah
Aden: Huh, okay.
Noob: i cant use em
Aden: Come on, BCNMs aren't that hard.
Noob: wtf ever. im not a beastman
Aden: . . . . . . . . . what?
Noob: read the item noob it says beastmen use them.

That sound, by the way? That's the sound of your brain slamming into a mental brick wall. Now, if he'd been a NICE new player, that would have been one thing. But since he was being a bossy little tart, and since he pretended to be a high ranking player to cover up his ignorance, I figured. . . ***** it. More Beastman Seals for me.

There will be dashes instead of a ? or number next to the person's name if they passed on it when you're viewing the treasure pool.

i know that this was posted a long time ago but i had to say thank you for making my day ^^ i rotflmao for 10 min. (while doing so i woke up my mom /sigh)
I'm now grounded and not able to use the comp for 2 days /cry

well I started at the beginning of FF11 in us and I never did any noob mistake until I join my first HNMLS. Was back two years ago, my macro werent reall ythat good at that moment and I was just accepted in a LS that I really wanted to go in, so it was the first evening and OMG we got fafnir claim XD was really excited and a bit nervous too, we start fighting everything went fine when I notice my SS was out, I was really nervous at that time since I didnt know what to do, so I recast it, going into my macro looking for Stone and I press it. Sadly as you all know macro have only 5 word in them and this wasnt my Stone -skin macro but rather my stone -ga III macro. So yeah I aggro everything, people start panicing and we wiped XD Since that time I dont have stonega macroed anymore XD and I changed the way my macro were named XD Lucky me, the HNMLS still accepted me and I had the best 4 month I ever had with any LS I was in. Early this year I was back from a break and I totaly forgot about the magic aggro weapon in Sky so I died while trying to re-cast sneak <.< well no biggy XD

Oh and yeah on my first 15 level I was throwing everything I got didnt know about selling stack and stuff.

I remember my first party ever, in the dunes of cause. :P
I had no chat filters on, no colors changed for better notification,
no idea how to target the engaged mob besides using the mouse...

As the first mob was brought to the camp i discovered a very valuable function:
Auto-Run. Needless to say I totally screwed up und died 50 meters from the camp.

/sigh

Using an "ability" sometimes is easier than actually controlling it.

Since Admin is locking this thread down, I started a new one here:

Funny Noob Sayings Part II

When this gets locked out feel free to use the new one to continue with the hilarity of n00bs.

That's why. ^^

Ok, that's enough advanced notice. Thread lock inc!