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#3577 Mar 20 2006 at 2:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Me thinks to himself : 1 month = fully leveled sub, full RDM af, rank 5 and level 60 RDM? I don't f'ing think so

To be perfectly honest its possible *IF* you had a leveled sub before hand, an LS to pull along to do AF quests the moment you were ready and it wasn't your first job to any decent level (or your gear is gimped). I have seen others do it. Thankfully as a RDM myself (most of the time) I don't have to party with them. Rank missions and AF don't really take all that much time. Only 3-3 takes a while to run up to the top of the tower, Magicite can be done faster then that. RDM AF keys dropped at an allright rate for me, at most the equivalent of a exp party in length to get one.

I did see a low level RDM, as in under 10, shouting in windy for a PL a month or two ago. Probably closer to two, I was a 61RDM at the time leveling BLM, somewhere around high 40's IIRC. He is now a 75 RDM. My BLM is 60 and RDM is 65. You can level some jobs amazingly fast when you don't focus on anything other then leveling. Not to say that he did or didn't buy or level the character, but as RDM and BRD especially, its more then possible.

Now then. I had a SAM in my party leveling BLM in Garliage, it was his first time there and he fell down a hole in the floor. Not to surprising, I did the same thing, and I still worry about doing that. I've never said what he said though. Along the lines of "OMG there are holes in the floor. I'm gonna die!" He was a good guy but damn that was funny. It impressed me too when he asked if there was someone else who could pull that was more used to the area then he was. Too mad more players weren't like that. Funny and decent. I went and escaped us, so he didn't even die.

I threw away tons of Beastman's seals, even after learning what they were for. If something I could sell dropped and there were a few taking up my inventory, well guess what the first to go was. Feel free to kick me for that. I know I still do.
#3578 Mar 21 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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That's why i don't like power levels. Some people, like above, tell people not to provoke.

If the PL has hate, whos taking damage? nobody.

so how's the PL maintaining his hate? He's not.

So once the PL loses hate, who's gonna take it back? The DD, the BLM, or at lower levels, the bard.

I won't even consider joining a PL party unless there is a designated tank who still provokes.



A designated tank for sure, but he shouldnt voke until hate is off you ^^
#3579 Mar 21 2006 at 8:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I immediattly disband, and safely watch my pt get owned from a reasonable distance.



This is why lower level ppl think higher level ppl are stuck up and snobish, you too good to go down with your party?
#3580 Mar 21 2006 at 8:05 AM Rating: Decent
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dustintherrien wrote:
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I immediattly disband, and safely watch my pt get owned from a reasonable distance.



This is why lower level ppl think higher level ppl are stuck up and snobish, you too good to go down with your party?


Don't link me with people like him.
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#3581 Mar 21 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Decent
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A few of the people where I work all play FFXI together on Ramuh, and we just had a recent addition to our group. He loves the game, but is still a little wet behind the ears.

One day, he was running around as a level 7 RDM and he said in LS chat:

"If I could stop dying, then I would get me a moghouse"

o.O
#3582 Mar 21 2006 at 8:30 AM Rating: Decent
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dustintherrien wrote:


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I immediattly disband, and safely watch my pt get owned from a reasonable distance.





This is why lower level ppl think higher level ppl are stuck up and snobish, you too good to go down with your party?




Don't link me with people like him.




What is so hard about staying with your party, that is where new players will learn teamwork
#3583 Mar 21 2006 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
OK i just joined allakhazam after using it for years to guide me through quest after quest. after reading these i remeber some good newb stories.

lvl 40 pld/thf (at the time i was not the sucesfull millionair teleporter i am today so wasent sure how to make gil yet) tryin to farm in giddeus. a newb aproaces me after following for 10 minutes.

newb: WTH!!!!
me: um can i help ya?
newb: i wanna kill yags for exp but u keep killing em!
me: duh i need cash.
newb: how much do u need?
me: well round 100k
newb: i dont have that much.
me: yea go figure.
newb: but its not fare i need exp.
me: well cant help ya there only way im moving is if ya pay me the 100k.
newb: ok so now ur charging me if i want to hunt yags.
me: >.> nooooo but i need cash really really bad.
newb: thats it im calling GM.

about 10 minutes pass when i get this tell.

friend: dude what did u do to upset my friend.
me: i nun no i told her i just needed 100k!
me: besides how do u know?
friend: she needed to know how to make a GM call.
#3584 Mar 23 2006 at 8:58 PM Rating: Good
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OMG i hate parties with PLs!! i know im in the minority here but people thing a PL is a tank!!! ITS NOT DAMMIT, they cant control hate worth a damn because they dont give out any damage etc. so i voke so that when then PL loses hate it comes back to me instead of the Mage or THF etc, all i get from the rest of the pt (lead by Rayan) is:
party :"dont provoke off the PL!"
me: "pl isnt a tank it cant keep hate"
other member: "lol yes it is"

im sorry but that f*cking retarded!

i have derived a formula: low lvl newb+PL= higher lvl n00b asshat

eg: lvl 34 RDM in my ls, PLed and spoiled with gil by previous ls leader, now at lvl 34 RDM has lvl 4 Enfeebling skill(we made him get it up to 18 so far) and is constantly begging for gil and refuses to farm. ><

Please if you are begged for a PL please, please say no. it will make then better players in then end, even if they have to die a few times to learn how.

Thanks for reading.
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#3585 Mar 23 2006 at 10:59 PM Rating: Decent
wow i must say this is an impressive thread. 72 pages! nice. anyways, i was partying in the dunes the other day, and had this drk in the party. he was was doin well other than the fact that he wasnt doing damage. this was probly because of the fact he was using a shield and an axe. he was trying to tell me that drk should use axe b/c there was an axe at some level just for the drk. and on the PL subject it can be a good thing if one has already leveled many jobs before up to a decent lvl and is just tryin to get another job up to par with the rest.
#3586 Mar 23 2006 at 11:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Well....... not sure if I can say this person is a Noob...... LS member about 3 weeks ago.....

"For god sake these stupid lightning clusters keep dropping and wasting my space"

She didnt know you can break them into 12 crystals........

Now..... the best bit is she is a L70 RDM.

She still hasnt heard the last of the digs from the LS. lol


How would breaking them into 12 crystals help for space conservation? A stack of 12 still takes up one slot, as a cluster does, unless I'm not getting something here.
#3587 Mar 24 2006 at 12:00 AM Rating: Decent
I was pt'ing with this taru war in the 20's the xp is flowing nicley then all of a sudden he says : well thats my momma!

disbands and leaves XD
#3588 Mar 24 2006 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Overheard from a level 75: "Wait, you mean I can buy a chocobo at the towns at level 15?!"
#3589 Mar 24 2006 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Ignore the space issue, that wasnt the point at all.

That is just how it came to our attention......

I see your point...... but she had thrown away LOADS of them and had no idea you could break them and use them to synth or sell (and yes I know you can sell clusters)

That was the point.

Bad description on my part. :)
#3590 Mar 26 2006 at 12:36 AM Rating: Decent
i remember i didn't know you could "heal" so every time i fought a creature i went back to my MH to heal.... made it to level 10 that way, lol

#3591 Mar 26 2006 at 2:29 AM Rating: Decent
I was in Jeuno showing a lvl 18 the town for the first time and there was so much lag all he saw was an arrow above my head when he click on me instead of my body. I told him 3 or four times that because of the amount of ppl in the area he won't see more then half of the ppl there and they will b invisible unless he stands close to them.
As i was trying to explain to him this situation he keeps screaming,
" WHY ARE YOU AN ARROW?!?!?!"
"I just told you."
" WHY ARE YOU A FLOATING ARROW?!?!?!"
" I JUST TOLD YOU"

This repeated for a while until i just gave up and told him to find everything on his own. He just... REFUSED to read what I was saying. It kind of makes me laugh at the people who play this game and are like that.
#3592 Mar 26 2006 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
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dustintherrien wrote:
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That's why i don't like power levels. Some people, like above, tell people not to provoke.

If the PL has hate, whos taking damage? nobody.

so how's the PL maintaining his hate? He's not.

So once the PL loses hate, who's gonna take it back? The DD, the BLM, or at lower levels, the bard.

I won't even consider joining a PL party unless there is a designated tank who still provokes.



A designated tank for sure, but he shouldnt voke until hate is off you ^^


********* A single voke is not going to pull hate off a BLM who has built it up with multiple nukes. You let the PLer take hate, he loses it, you voke, the mob doesn't even notice and finishes his nice meal of BLM. A PLer should NEVER take hate. Hate must stay on the party's designated tank, who should be able to hold it if he keeps 'voking.

#3593 Mar 26 2006 at 11:01 AM Rating: Decent
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I was messing around in Qufim with my friend farming Seals and for some reason my friend decided to alliance with two friends of his. I don't know why and it is pretty stupid.

After that, the other party invited someone else.
Him: Why are you in an allegiance?
Me: We're not. My allegiance is Bastok
Him: OMFG! n00b
Me: [Allegiance] [Alliance] Dictionary [Please check it]

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#3594 Mar 26 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
Yuhtunga Jungle last night. 6 person party, all 25-27, with all the niceties (WHM, BRD, PLD, etc.) fighting mandys. We're getting really crappy exp per fight and not chaining much (ie 100 exp from a chain 1 with empress band on).

Finally, I just have to ask, "Why are we in a two party alliance with 4 people in one party and 2 in another?"

"So we can head to Yhoator soon and use NPCs."

Edited, Sun Mar 26 17:13:59 2006 by ArthurGumby
#3595 Mar 26 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
I love this thread, makes me laugh after a terrible week :)

When I get another noob moment I'll be sure to post it :3
#3596 Mar 29 2006 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
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ok..... well in my defense I have NEVER leveled up on Worms before. Not even in Quifim.

So I attacked a worm from a distance and told my LS pty with me to run down the tunnel a bit out of its initial Aga, which they happily complied and I probably looked quite clever at this point.

30 secs pass and they ask what I am doing.

I said "I am waiting for it to chase me, when it goes underground and follows, it will pop up next to me in a sec"

They were laughing at me badly.....

Oh theres something I forgot to add...... this was last week getting a drop for the Opo Opo Crown.

I still wince when I think about it.
#3597 Mar 29 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread is the oldest running thread in FFXI allakhazam history. May it make it to 100pages long! (72/100)

It makes ya wonder doesn't it...
#3598 Mar 29 2006 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Technically, this is a "Funny Noob Saying."

I finally get my brother to join the game at the end of last month. I have farmed to be able to fund him for a while so that he can catch up to me in any of my jobs. I have some equipment for him before he joins.

But he needs to know some things before he logs on for the first time.

So, we're both visiting at our mother's house and I start spewing about the game, and what he needs to know.

"Don't throw away Beastmen's seals"

"Sort your inventory frequently"

"Always get Signet"

"Blahblahblah"

And then my last rule for avoiding general asshat-ery cracks him up something fierce:

"And never in your life do you call somebody a n00b."

It's the new catchphrase of our year.
#3599 Mar 29 2006 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
Story 1:
So i was shouting for people to help me with CoP 3-5 Diabolos Fight in Lower Jueno so yea.

me: CoP 3-5 Diabolos Fight Do you need it? Can I have it?Please. Help me out!
him: Hey I need that mission.
me:Want me to invite you?
him: yes
me: you're in a pt
him: oh let me finish garrison first.
me: ok...
him: i promise i will be back really quick

2hrs later...

me: you done yet?
him: alliance members getting off airship now.
me: @.@

One hour later I end up with 5/6 people and then:

me: CoP 3-5 Diabolos Fight Do you need it? Can I have it?Please. Help me out! Tank Can I have it?
Tank: I need it.
me: ok

I invite him...

tank:let me get some food first
me: sure

5mins later...

tank: Ok lets go.

We teleport to tele to Xarcabard. And we get all the way to the stone gate in Pso'xja. The tank cant enter and he is confused

party: are you on the right mission?
Tank: this is Riverne Site #A01 right.
me: >.< no its diabolos fight
Tank: oh....sorry....good bye

He leaves....
and we're all like omgwtf?
we waited for another hour before we could get a tank....
we finish the mission with me being stunner and then i return to jueno.I see the first person that went to garrison shout:

him: CoP 2-5 Can I have it? Please. Help me out! Thank You.

Two different people making the same mistake o.O


Story 2:
One day i was partying in Crawlers nest fighting beetles. Apparently the PLD didnt know how to tank so we had to teach him.
we start the fight and a mage dies.

pt member : Provoke!!!!
me: Provoke PLease
tank : ok

He provokes....and then he loses hate

pt member: dammit provoke!!
tank: ok

He provokes again...but he doesn't.
Luckily, beetle dies. Next up, we had a thf after one person left.

tank : What is SATA
pt: o.O

He provokes everytime thf is behind him.

pt : dont provoke when the thf is behind you.

Then he doesnt provoke at all.
Thf leaves because of that and we got a DRK. WE decide to teach him how to keep hate with constant flash.

puller : INC!

The tank gets ready with his flash.

"??? casts flash on the Caveberry"
pt: OMGWTF

and you guessed it, they all linked and half of us ran and funny thing is, the PLD still stayed and fought them. He died eventually and those little things ran after us. >.< PT disband afterwards.

Next up:
One time I asked a guy if he was busy and if he could help me with a CoP mission.

guy: How do I check what mission im on.
me: @.@

and he was a high level too.

Edited, Wed Mar 29 12:35:23 2006 by ltcellisr
#3600 Mar 30 2006 at 6:29 AM Rating: Decent
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I lol'd so much I cried =(

But here's some of mine... and yes they're very noobish =D.

I use to run around the mob till lvl 15 because I thaught it raised my evasion.

I didnt learn about AH, stack items till I had my sub-job.

And this one isnt really noobish. One of my friends played a cruel joke on me by shouting in Jeuno "Wuxik is giving away free gil!" So I get about 50 /tells {Gil} {Can I have it?}.
#3601 Mar 30 2006 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
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This is why lower level ppl think higher level ppl are stuck up and snobish, you too good to go down with your party?


If the party is wasting my time, yes. You'll feel that way too eventually.
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