1. This post is absolutely hilarious. Great story!
2. Anyone who is actually so tense in the **** to find this offensive in any manner should really pull their head out of their **** and lighten up a little. I mean really... Do you have friends, a social life, or any fun at all? I seriously doubt it. I know I wouldn't aquaint myself with such frigid prudes as yourselves. Your lives must really suck. Stop taking your displeasure with yourself out on others.
3. IT'S OK TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES*.
4. If none of what I said makes sense to you, please go watch an episode of "Mind of Mencia" and reference #3 again.
(* "ourselves" is used in the sense of meaning "people". I am not racist. I look at us as people. So do all of the Whites, Blacks, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Middle Easterners I work with. We have fun with our cultures every day. You should too.)
Enjoy humor! It's healthy!