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#177 Dec 23 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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The reasons behind all of this are clear: SE is merely preparing for the Apocolypse.

Think about it: The Quadavs are the most technically advanced of Beastmen(I think), and also the only one of the major three to detect by sound. Inevitably, they will realize there is an advantage to be had here, and will assault the sun itself... or suns, I'm not really sure how many this game has.

After blowing up the sun, everything will become a hellish nightmare of darkness, full of Quadavs, Anticans, and Sahagin to kill us all. And who will be our saviors in this time of horror? I'll give you a hint: it's the guys with the biggest ears, because, as Daredevil has taught us, sound is actually the best sense, and being blind is actually a good thing
#178 Dec 23 2005 at 3:18 PM Rating: Decent
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hahah superb ^_^


At first I thought, "Great here's another person that takes game too seriously and wants to call ACLU on SE," but it's so funny. perfect tone
#179 Dec 25 2005 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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Very Big Grin!

LOL!

Thanks!
#180 Dec 25 2005 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Outstanding! Very funny, I love it :)
#181 Dec 25 2005 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Even Altana favors us Elvaan, that's why she gave the first magic in Vana'diel to us - White Magic. That's why WHM and RDM centers around Sandy history. You should really read up on it.

It took you twisted little Taru to create the abomination that is Black Magic and it corrupted you and caused you to completely obliterate Sauromugue and Merphitad in the Great War. That's also what ruined the original city of Windurst and caused most of it to sink under water.

Don't blame us Elvaan because you self-righteous little MP hogs don't have the discipline and strength to control your own magic.

Never forget, Altana gave White Magic to us and we shared it with the rest of the world. We could not forsee the devastation it would bring once it was in the hands of such a vile race that would pervert it into the Black and Summoning Magics you selfishly unleashed in your bid for world Taru domination.

Oh, and anyone who's not a n00b knows that Elvaan make the best WHM, not Taru.
#182 Dec 25 2005 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:I'm a Sandorian hume, where do I fit in all of this? LOL



A spy,.. a hume spy in Sandy! ROFL


No San D'oreo has the spies, those missionary dudes from the church are really spies i tell you SPIES

Edited, Sun Dec 25 19:43:29 2005 by Kutsurabi
#183 Dec 25 2005 at 9:29 PM Rating: Decent
Pitlourde wrote:
...crap...

I don't know about the WHM AF story, but the red mage AF is not about San D'oreo history, its about corruption in the Church.

The age of Magic was started when a Taru girl got lost in the Horutotto ruins and stumbled upon the secret to magic and the Full Moon Fountain. The Ministries of Windurst sprung up out of what this girl learned and with their naturally high intelligence, the Taru Taru became the first of the 5 races and beastmen to practice magic in some time and created the 3 Mage jobs. Eventually it spread out from there.

Elvaan were the second to last of the races called the Children of Altana, and were subject to Windurst during the Age of Magic. In retaliation, the Kingdom of San D'oreo as their power grew after the Taru Taru had begun to remove themselves from interaction with the rest of the world, plundered and destroyed Taru settlements on the Quon continent.

The power the Kingdom acquired was short lived as a shaky alliance of the first and last races of the Children of Altana, the Galka and Hume, quickly grew and developed weapons and technology that the unprogressive Elvaan could not deal with. They withdrew to San D'oreo and the surrounding area to reminisce about past glories. Which is why so many Elvaan are jackasses.
#184 Dec 25 2005 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent
That is so funni yet so true :P also to add they give elvs a good ring to start. :( us humes / mithra / galkas / taru"Heros" dont get nothing. Hehe, Silly S-e
#185 Dec 26 2005 at 2:18 AM Rating: Decent
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That dramatic entrence into sandoria from the airshiop dock has always annoyed me :D (No Other city gets that 'special' entrence)
#186 Dec 26 2005 at 4:11 AM Rating: Decent
LOL

This is great! Its 2am and I'm laughing so hard.. Rate Up!
#187 Dec 26 2005 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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What about the AH? You Sandy Oreos get a second level to your AH. Even Jeuno dosen't have that. Listen Keeblers. Windy has your hollow tree, and we're not giving it back till our demands are met.
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