Holy crap! the two posters before frog are the dumbest, most worthless pieces of turdburgle I've ever seen!
Way to make our forum a little more like the FFXI forums....jerknockers..
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way to have a sense of humor jerkoff
YOU have become better at Gay Sex (243)
YOU have become better at Gay Sex (243)
I rest my case.
Well, yeah..come back. Just don't pick a monk.
Leave it SOE to nerf the monks....again!!!
To wit...
Flying kick now leaves us vunerable to Counterstrike/Cajones;
The only item an Iksar monk can now forage is listed as "a day old burrito" (x2 poison counter added).
Whirlwind Discipline is now linked to the "Whirl Till You Hurl", limiting it's usefulness.
On a random basis, "Feign Death" becomes "Actual Death".
But the unkindest cut of all???
Monk Epic 3.0:
CAZIC THULE'S TUBE O' FIXODENT
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO RENT
Skill: Hand to Hand Atk Delay:100
DMG: 2 Dmg Bonus: 1
CHA: -20
Required level of 70.
Effect: Orthodontism (Combat)
WT: 20.0 Size: HUGE
Class: MNK
Race: HUM IKS DRK
Spell Description: (Orthodontism): Renders target's speech unintelligeble, and puts user on top of targets' hate list.
Thanks SOE.....
Jerks.
Leave it SOE to nerf the monks....again!!!
To wit...
Flying kick now leaves us vunerable to Counterstrike/Cajones;
The only item an Iksar monk can now forage is listed as "a day old burrito" (x2 poison counter added).
Whirlwind Discipline is now linked to the "Whirl Till You Hurl", limiting it's usefulness.
On a random basis, "Feign Death" becomes "Actual Death".
But the unkindest cut of all???
Monk Epic 3.0:
CAZIC THULE'S TUBE O' FIXODENT
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO RENT
Skill: Hand to Hand Atk Delay:100
DMG: 2 Dmg Bonus: 1
CHA: -20
Required level of 70.
Effect: Orthodontism (Combat)
WT: 20.0 Size: HUGE
Class: MNK
Race: HUM IKS DRK
Spell Description: (Orthodontism): Renders target's speech unintelligeble, and puts user on top of targets' hate list.
Thanks SOE.....
Jerks.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Haha.You laugh now but give it a couple years.Gay marriage was not even thinkable not so long ago but we all know what happened with that.
Necro posting...just say no.
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
Heh. Thanks for bumping this thread. Fun read!
I only hope someone returns to this thread in another 6 months and gives it the ol' bump....quite the theme going....
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for all those who dont know
the pirate class got more popular when the druids went on strike, something about animal abuse on large bats and large rats in newbie zones or something. Well all their shouting and protesting from the norrathian peta organization produced a massive amount of "green house gasses." due to the shear mass of the gas, the globe heated at 500x the normal rate, and sadly.... velious melted into nothingness. the resulting rise in the sea level left erudin (now known as alantis) swamped. an ogre wizard known as asshat thought if lighting a match in the outhouse helped remove the stench of his gas on burrito night, that maybe a fireball would clear the skies of the green house gasses.
well he was right.... kinda
the fireball he shot up struck luclin, bringing half of it down in the form of a giant asteroid which wiped out greater and lesser faydark. the aftershocks of the impact caused a massive earthquake which led to a tsunami which destroyed almost everything in kunark.... there were few survivors...
the resulting wold wide bedlam and flooding made it a prime enviroment for pirates.
the moral of my story...
life without caffine is a life not worth living... sorry for wasting everyones time
the pirate class got more popular when the druids went on strike, something about animal abuse on large bats and large rats in newbie zones or something. Well all their shouting and protesting from the norrathian peta organization produced a massive amount of "green house gasses." due to the shear mass of the gas, the globe heated at 500x the normal rate, and sadly.... velious melted into nothingness. the resulting rise in the sea level left erudin (now known as alantis) swamped. an ogre wizard known as asshat thought if lighting a match in the outhouse helped remove the stench of his gas on burrito night, that maybe a fireball would clear the skies of the green house gasses.
well he was right.... kinda
the fireball he shot up struck luclin, bringing half of it down in the form of a giant asteroid which wiped out greater and lesser faydark. the aftershocks of the impact caused a massive earthquake which led to a tsunami which destroyed almost everything in kunark.... there were few survivors...
the resulting wold wide bedlam and flooding made it a prime enviroment for pirates.
the moral of my story...
life without caffine is a life not worth living... sorry for wasting everyones time
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