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A Ranger.... Sneaks past the misses.......Follow

#1 Jan 19 2004 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Once upon a time, out intrepid little Ranger guy Rut's, had unfortunately been a very bad boy and sucuumbed to the dark delights of having an extra marital affair with the hairy druid that he had met while doing a Rnager-gram at the local hen night at the Sure Fall Tavern.

Rut felt both guilty and ashamed :oops: but the trick she could do with an elm staff, slippery tree bark sap and a couple of thorny chestnuts literally blew his mind every time!!

However their secret meets in the dark caves behind Surefall waterfalls, were constricted to day time hours when Rut was out working to earn a crust by killing the local mobs and foraging in dense undergrowth, and so the true passion could nver be ignited like their respective flame lick spells!!

BUT!! He noticed his developing skill of SNEAK which he practiced regularly to max up his skill and the very next night he arranged for a meet.He sucessfully sneaked past her that does not be argued with, and the little mini Ranger-ettes and snuck out out the cool evening air of Qeynos Hills.

As he gallavanted through the moonlight a hopping and a skipping off the backs of the passing fire beetles he suddenly thought when could this sneak skill be reallly used in his work day. Did it allow him to get past bad-bum mo-fo mobs by sneaking close by them and into their aggro radius and then not knowing he was there. Or was it restricted as long as the mobs had their back to him and could not see him?

So after a session of unbridled passion with the crickets singing their tune of love and the wispy clouds romantically scudding across the Norrath sky, Rut sent a little prayer to the God of Forums,

"Can anybody give good examples of when sneak can be used or in certain situations?"

PS the hairy druid chick was really starting to come on heavy for Rut to leave her indoors, and run away with her to a romantic lifstyle in Butcher Block Mountains.
#2 Jan 19 2004 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
Well....the little Ranger can walk unheard...but not unseen...as missy no-affair-needed-Half-Elf-Rogue can....

....and bad mobs tun around sometimes to face the sneaker unintentionally...which makes quite a messy spot most of the time....

BUT...bad ranger boys can sneak up behind every vendor they need for selling them lovely presents for their affair AND wife...no vendor would refuse to sell them while they succesfully sneak ...even if bad ranger boy would be KOS...but also vendors turn around sometimes... ;)
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