Before I get to the point, I am a proud Horde player, have been from day 1 and will always take an arrow for a comrade. But one thing that get's me in stitches is Tauren, well pretty much everything about them. Their laugh, crit sound, when they jump down and lose health, /train etc etc.
Please tell me I'm not alone. :)
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Moo.
o yeh! they're the only race that actually can make a moo sound with /moo
yez ubr pwnage.
yez ubr pwnage.
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Their laugh,
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crit sound
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when they jump down and lose health
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/train
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their women
Hawt
If you hate them so much how come you don't make an alliance and just go around killing them...
lol
I have no complaints..
ok, I do.
I don't like the run. It's just cuz they seem so big and bulky, it seems like they run slower than the others (troll, undead, and orcs). >.> But, I don't have a tauren so I don't care so much. (Then again, it seems like gnomes run way slow too . . . and the male undead compared to the female undead seem to run slower too. I guess it's all dependent on what you like and the different ways that they run.)
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I have no complaints..
ok, I do.
I don't like the run. It's just cuz they seem so big and bulky, it seems like they run slower than the others (troll, undead, and orcs). >.> But, I don't have a tauren so I don't care so much. (Then again, it seems like gnomes run way slow too . . . and the male undead compared to the female undead seem to run slower too. I guess it's all dependent on what you like and the different ways that they run.)
If they made tauren all big mean and tough looking like the were in WC3 I would have loved them...
Instead they made them ugly, underbite plagued, magical dust snorting panzies that are too into nature and being **** over stomping things....
That and just the fact that a gnome can kill one...If i was a tauren and a gnome of any melee class beat me..I would take a hammer to my comp and never play again...Simply as a matter of physics, a every tauren in the game should be able to one shot gnomes under their hoof. yes, its a game, blah blah blah, but come on, thats kinda pushing it. Hence, why, I dont think they are cool in WoW. WC3 Tauren ftw
Preach on OP
Instead they made them ugly, underbite plagued, magical dust snorting panzies that are too into nature and being **** over stomping things....
That and just the fact that a gnome can kill one...If i was a tauren and a gnome of any melee class beat me..I would take a hammer to my comp and never play again...Simply as a matter of physics, a every tauren in the game should be able to one shot gnomes under their hoof. yes, its a game, blah blah blah, but come on, thats kinda pushing it. Hence, why, I dont think they are cool in WoW. WC3 Tauren ftw
Preach on OP
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If i was a tauren and a gnome of any melee class beat me..I would take a hammer to my comp and never play again
If you were a tauren... how would you press the appropriate keys to play?
Therefore you would undoubtedly get beat by rogues of ANY class because they can press the correct buttons to kill you.
Think smarter, not harder.
I don't see whats wrong with Tauren. Sure, their run IS a little dorky but besides that and their laugh they are perfect..to me >=)
Taurens are also the only race that wears thong undies. /sexy
How much poo does a tuarens thong hold?
The great thing about tauren is that I can stand under their enormous mounts and the alliance will target them before me. So I am grateful that tauren will take an arrow for me anytime.
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i love taurens! /moo biznatch! but yes it does seem like they run WAY slower in comparison to undead and orcs... and yes its a little wierd that they are gigantic cows... but love their main food source. meh. they are alright. now real cows on the other hand... i love them... :P
Tauren females make the world go 'round.
fnordicus wrote:
Tauren females make the world go 'round.
This man speaks truth.
me wrote:
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Their laugh,
Terrible
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crit sound
N.E.I.
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when they jump down and lose health
N.E.I.
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/train
N.E.I.
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their women
Hawt
Holy crap! I posted in here!
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