Classic star wars fan would say, "Send you an email? What is that?".
New star wars fan would reply, "Classic star wars? Sorry have no idea, failed history last year in juionr high. So anyway I could still get free game?" : )

Old:

-Bell bottoms were still in fashion.

-Music could be purchased on 8-track or vinyl.

-Communism was alive and kicking.

-There were two german states, and the Volkswagen wasn't a cool car to drive, and it was ugly.

-nuclear missle drills were conducted during
during school hours.

- You could take a family of 5 to see Star Wars
without breaking the bank.

-When you went to the movies, your feet stuck to
to the floor.

- "What's surround sound?"

-Everyone wanted to be Luke.

-Everyone watched in horror as Luke got his hand cut off.

-Everyone had nightmares of Darth Vader.


New:

- Music is downloaded from the internet.

- Bellbottoms are in fashion (for some people, why, we don't quite know.)

- "What's communism?"

- "Germany? Didn't they loose a war or something?" ..and now nobody can afford a Volkswagen. (and the beetle is *STILL* an ugly car)

-Nuclear missles. We still have those, but nobody cares.

- You can't take a family of 5 to the movies without taking out a loan, or selling your first born, and don't expect to get any snacks. (besides the ones you snuck in your girlfriend's purse). In fact the family of 5 is a thing of the past. Oh sure, there might be 5 people in the family, but it's usually a single mother, her two kids, her brother who can't get a job, and her lazy, worthless, abusive boyfriend who rifles thru her purse for gas money.

-"Surround sound? HA, we've got 6.1 audio here"

-Everyone wants to see Jar Jar die.

-Vader doesn't seem so tough, he's just a kid.

-Vader gets his arm/hand cut off, and people think. "hmmm, ironic?"

-Everyone wants to be Darth Maul.

-New fans are also predisposed to picking up golf-ball retreival devices and swinging them around like they're a dark jedi master, only to have their classmates take the video tape in the camera you didn't realize was on, and have it digitized, uploaded, shared all over the internet, thus causing you to become the object of laughter, ridicule, and a myriad of sequels. (SWK 2.0, SWK-A New Hope...)