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#1 Dec 28 2006 at 1:42 AM Rating: Decent
Well, heard it yesterday at Garlage Citadel again... someone told me to change my macros and i said back: Not for you, not for anyone!

I was wondering, am i the only one with nice 'anoying' macros or are there more ppl that use them?

Write here you best (anoying) macro ^^
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Example from a few of my macros were ppl blist me for >.>

tele-holla
/em says: All Aboard!! Next Stop, Crag of Holla!!

Haste
/em says: Hurry up dude! Dont have whole day!

Erase
/em says: <Bio>, <slow>, <dia> w/e , i can <cure> it all ^^

Raise
/em says: Wake up dude, time for sleeping is over!

Activate
/em says: Hey Sparky ^^, wanna help poor little me a bit?

Ramuh
/em calls his grandparu <Ramuh>

True-strike
/em says: You still think im <too weak> <t>?

Galka
/shocked motion
/em says: O NO! Its <t> the <Galka>!


have allot more but probably you know them already -_-
#2 Dec 28 2006 at 4:41 AM Rating: Decent
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#3 Dec 28 2006 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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I'll admit it, I find your macros amusing. But only because you're a cutaru!
#4 Dec 28 2006 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
I have one I use (sometimes... decided to use it only when soloing because i got yelled at for this macro) on the boost macro for my mithra monk:

/em uses catnip!


I thought it was funny ^^
but someones MOM got on her kids character and yelled at me for putting drug references on a game her 15 year old son was playing! o.o geez
#5 Dec 28 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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the only person i blisted for using annoying macros was this drg's Jump macro in the d00ns (which he would constantly spam, reguardless if the timer was up or not)... "JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN"... i have yet to find a macro more annoying then that >.>;
#6 Dec 28 2006 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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hi, im from another server and saw this thread so i figured id throw in my 2 gil. i hate when every monk in the game uses "kamehameha" for their chi blast macros ><
#7 Dec 28 2006 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
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I've removed most of mine but I've kept the witty line in my pull macro's when leveling RNG or in my weapons skill macros.

Pull macro 1
/p Incoming <t> and man is it ugly <scall2>

Pull macro 2 (made after a friend in my party said I shouldn't judge another species by my own sense of good looks)
/p Incoming <t> and I'm sure its attractive within its own culture <scall2>

Sidewinder
/p "Galka have a tactical mount for Sidwinder"

Asuran Fists (made when I thought about making my MNK macro's rocky centric)
/p <t> I must break you, Asuran fists
#8 Dec 28 2006 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
As a general rule, other people around you that aren't in your party don't need to know about every spell or ability you use. They have their own battles to attend to; you want to be considerate and not fill up their chat log with useless banter. At a MINIMUM, you should limit your statements to /party chat.

That said, it's also annoying within a party. Filters only go so far. I don't neeed to know every spell someone is casting. There are only a few cases when it is necessary/helpful:
-when pulling a mob to camp
-announcing TP in prep of SC (if using TParty/Windower, might not need)
-announcing the start of SC (not 100% necessary)
-stun (if there is a specific order set and you are notifying the next person in line)
-other limited situations.

It's funny at first, I admit, but it gets old and hampers the efficiency of your party in the long run. One compromise would be having seperate macro sets - one with /party announcements, and one without. Then ask your party which they'd prefer. Remember, this game is all about teamwork and what's best for the group; be considerate of how your actions affect the others around you.

If you REALLY want to hear yourself use the phrases/announcements, please use the /echo command. That way only you hear/see it and no one else has to deal with it.
#9 Dec 28 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
Sorry Stormivan. I missed this when I was reading the origanal post. My apologies.

StormIvan wrote:
Write here you best (anoying) macro ^^


Probably my most commonly used macros (possibly annoying because it isn't needed)for Berserk...

RAWR!


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Hige
Shiva Server
GunsmithCats LS
75 NIN, 75 BLM, 72 SMN

Edited, Dec 29th 2006 8:10am by AgashaHige
#10 Dec 28 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Differant server, but thought this topic was interesting.

When I was leveling COR, my pull macro would be "Avast ye scurvy <t>, bring yer booty to me mates!!". Everyone loved it. Maybe if your macros arent lame and somewhat orginal people would enjoy them as much as you.
#11 Dec 28 2006 at 5:44 PM Rating: Default
i was not asking for comments on my macros -_-
i was asking if there are ppl that use macros too with emotes.
So if you dont use them or hate them, dont post it here, post it somewhere else >.>
#12 Dec 30 2006 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Deadlythorn wrote:
I have one I use (sometimes... decided to use it only when soloing because i got yelled at for this macro) on the boost macro for my mithra monk:

/em uses catnip!


I thought it was funny ^^
but someones MOM got on her kids character and yelled at me for putting drug references on a game her 15 year old son was playing! o.o geez


Jeeze! Does his mom wipe his butt for him too?! There are worse drug references in TV sitcoms. Does she troll the forums too?
Just in case:
CATNIP CATNIP
I LOVE IT
STEAL IT FROM THE STORE
PUT IT IN YOUR BONG AND SMOKE IT -YUM!
#13 Dec 30 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Decent
lol
I've also had these ones used in parties (not mine, but I liked them)

/em thinks <t> needs a bath
(for deodorize)

/panic
/p omg you're ugly!
(for invis)

I forget the name of the whm who had these, but I thought they were funny
#14 Dec 30 2006 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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1. Anything with <call> in it that is used more than once every half hour. Id like to be able to hear after playing for 10 mins. Routinely have to auto translate, <call > <no,thanks> <r.ear> <l.ear> <death>.

2. Anything that makes JK Rowling look like a good author by comparison. Idc if your flying magic thrust for great justice returns the hellbeast to Moria. Save the wordsmithing for your roleplaying and comicons.

3. "Can firewing come out and play?" orz.
#15 Dec 30 2006 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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Quote:
3. "Can firewing come out and play?" orz.

Hahaha, gogo Chaossamurai :D
#16 Dec 31 2006 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Awwwsnap wrote:
2. Anything that makes JK Rowling look like a good author by comparison. Idc if your flying magic thrust for great justice returns the hellbeast to Moria. Save the wordsmithing for your roleplaying and comicons.


LMAO
#17 Dec 31 2006 at 12:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I once PT'd with a MNK in Dunes whose Boost macro had the line:

p/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Boost)

So /p chat was filled with this every. single. time. the guy Boosted (which was quite often) =/
#18 Jan 01 2007 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
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alt+1
/p I call forth, the divine powers of Altana <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADIEL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BRETHRANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1

alt+5
/ja "Boost" <me>
/wait 1
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1

alt+6
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%
/wait 1

alt+7
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will I dream <Call10>
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY
#19 Jan 02 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
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I will never get rid of :

/em farts.
/wait 2
/ja "Scavenge" <me>
/wait 2
/blush motion

Used only for start of party or LFG of course ....
#20 Jan 04 2007 at 7:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
3. "Can firewing come out and play?" orz.


Haha Snappy. You should have seen when CS and I were leveling lower jobs and he put that in EVERY BLU spell macro. I was laughing... Meara was not. "Can Self-Destruct come out and play?" It didn't help that CS doesn't use the /recast feature so he just spams until it goes off lol.
#21 Jan 05 2007 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
I dont care what your macro says as long as it is /p and not /s people that use say macros should be stabbed in the face. There is enough spam in a battle even with nearly every filter on, dont need to see what you are doing as well. Not to mention most of the /say I have seen have been pretty gay...
#22 Jan 07 2007 at 7:57 PM Rating: Decent
as much as i hate ppl with /p macros that serve no purpose anymore i have to admit that i at one point in time probably had the absolute worst marcis for my war:
/p leave the machines alone
/ja berserk
/p they are all working overtime
/ja warcry
/p i wanna wash my brain
/ja aggressor

it was pretty bad cause i used them all one after another, and i had more but i can't remember, they was all from a song by love lost but not forgotten called noone is watching dept. 3 i think was the name of lol. at one point someone actually put in the bazzar message that i had by far the most annoying macros i guess to warn others.
not i only have my brd pull macro
/p <t> COME ON DOWN! we have a lovly showcase
/ma carnage elegy

gotta love the price is right...it's so...something...full of vile disgusting old people and the nerdyest *** college kids who look the type who think they are all super mature and adult like but really noone likes them at all so they heard together like sheep so they can scoff at the passer by's for having fun together, the kind of person a nerd would call a dork. i bet that room smells sooo bad to man, for real all those old people probably toting around collastamy bags wearing depends, farting some real nasty farts and not even carry who notices cause who cares, they gunna die soon anyway. lol...stupid old people and they bowel problems.
sorry...rambling happens
#23 Jan 09 2007 at 1:43 AM Rating: Decent
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/p CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES... THIS IS MY {Last Resort}!!!
/ja "Last Resort" <me>


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Yeah I don't level DRK.

DRG Call Wyvern macros aren't bad. They only happen once every 20 minutes at most anyway. I only *ever* use a /party chat macro for a JA if I am using it to pull.




Edited, Jan 9th 2007 10:41am by OmniChange
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