Wasp Drama Revealed!Follow

Barchiel was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a GM's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your brutal sheep," Barchiel told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Wasp LS member changed his story when a GM arrived on his mog house steps minutes later, denying anything happened.

Barchiel, 22, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Barchiel, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The GM Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Barchiel's neighbor told SE management he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old Elvaan daughter Prishe saw Barchiel drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Barchiel had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of Lower Jeuno, before grabbing the small brutal sheep, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Barchiel had bloodshot eyes and smelled of Yagudo drinks, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the GM's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small brutal sheep about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Barchiel holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Barchiel stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Barchiel apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

Wasp placed Barchiel, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Barchiel, one of the orginal leaders of Wasp, has been with Wasp for nearly 8 months.

Kramer leader of Wasp said Barchiel has been an "exemplary" member with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Femwhispers stated.

Barchiel did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a GM at his mog house, Barchiel initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Barchiel said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The GM said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Barchiel responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Barchiel said, "I'm not going there," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Takeno said. "I think of Gandhi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."

/sigh

Where's Johnny COCKran when you need him?? ><

ROFL!!!

That was so funny, I forgot to set my dagger on the ground, so I could sock you in the jaw. Really, you lost me after the first line of text.

Got ADD?

in russia sheep shags you!

Barchiel Exposed! Oh my! We've tried to keep this quiet for oh so long.... /sigh

Hehe, I almost didn't see your post, Hellkid. I had to change my filter from "Default" to "*** Stain".

hehe wb