Recently we've been discussing two theories about life: Intelligent Design and Darwinism. They both have significant holes in them, but we could get into a fairly long debate about that. So, lets go on to the joke.
Following Darwin's theory...
All creatures alive today are evolved forms of a common ancestor who were put in a different environment. I wanted to see if there was such a connection between Pirates and Ninjas...
Ninja Fighting Style:
Fast
Silent
Lots of Kicks
Stealth is a Plus
Pirate Fighting Style:
Loud
Obnoxious
Lots of Guns
Having a cool hat is a plus.
I thought... what being could these two have evolved from...
Then I realized: Allakhazam. He's the perfect combine of all of these.
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Generally if you have a problem in life/game whatever, the easist solution is to W.W.C.N.D What would Allakhazam do? The answer usually is a great deal of roundhouse kicks, but thats beside the point, the point is that you ask yourself that question.
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Edited, Wed Feb 1 11:16:09 2006 by Calvern
-Calvern
Edited, Wed Feb 1 11:16:09 2006 by Calvern
ahh, the infamous Allakhazam. well, his roundhouse kick more so, but we all knew that >.>
Allakhazam sleeps with a nightlight. not because hes afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Allakhazam.
norris doesnt sleep, he waits
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Allakhazam once decided to take a day off, while relaxing watching TV, he saw a commercial with kids taunting a rabbit exclaiming, "Trix are for Kids!"
Allakhazam then spent the rest of the day punching little kids in the face stating, "Trix are for Allakhazam."
Allakhazam then spent the rest of the day punching little kids in the face stating, "Trix are for Allakhazam."
It was once believed that Allakhazam actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Allakhazam himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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Hey Shaolinz i heard you quit the game... are the rumors true?
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