I wanted to post this here cuz im pretty sure you wont be able to find this post on the main forums ever past today lol.
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Yagudo Drink presents, "Real Men of Genius."
(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage.
(Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage!)
It takes a real man to play a white mage, but it takes an even bigger man to play a Whm, that never has to heal.
(Dont touch that cure macro!)
While other jobs are hard at work, you take it upon yourself to synthasise pineapple juice, to refresh the mana, you dont use.
(Man, it tastes so good!)
Haste, regen, protect, shell, you will reluctantly cast these on party members, unless your AFK, wich will be midway through every fight.
(Gatta go potty!)
When you are in a party with a ninja, and you have another slot to fill, and the only two players your level LFG are a dragoon and a samurai, the decision is easy...wait till another ninja signs on and invite him.
(Dont stop the blinking!)
So crack open an ice cold Yagudo Drink you free loader of Final fantasy, and then have a seat, because that must have been hard work.
(Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage!)
note: if you have never heard the commercials this is based on, go here
http://www.budlight.com
(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage.
(Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage!)
It takes a real man to play a white mage, but it takes an even bigger man to play a Whm, that never has to heal.
(Dont touch that cure macro!)
While other jobs are hard at work, you take it upon yourself to synthasise pineapple juice, to refresh the mana, you dont use.
(Man, it tastes so good!)
Haste, regen, protect, shell, you will reluctantly cast these on party members, unless your AFK, wich will be midway through every fight.
(Gatta go potty!)
When you are in a party with a ninja, and you have another slot to fill, and the only two players your level LFG are a dragoon and a samurai, the decision is easy...wait till another ninja signs on and invite him.
(Dont stop the blinking!)
So crack open an ice cold Yagudo Drink you free loader of Final fantasy, and then have a seat, because that must have been hard work.
(Mr. "I-wont-join-group-unless-you-have-ninja-tank" White Mage!)
note: if you have never heard the commercials this is based on, go here
http://www.budlight.com