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#528
Apr 29 2010 at 8:31 AM
Not now. You've talked about it too much and now there is evidence. The key is to never tell anyone anything.
#529
Apr 29 2010 at 9:16 AM
rdmdontdie wrote:
Since I am going to end up talking about it anyway.... Ill give the short sweet version
My stupid ***** (previously referred to as GF) apparently didn't want to be in a relationship anymore. Not a big deal cool tell me w/e. Instead she says she thinks she is preggers. Hoping that i would get pissed off freak out leaver her and become a douche bag. Well lo and behold she told me she made it up. She said she wanted me to flip out and when I didnt, when I got excited she couldn't make anything up.
So she said she heard that it could be false and she would get it checked out. Well she hasn't come back yet and phoned me the other day to tell me she was moving back in with her mother, then dropped this @#%^ing lovely bombshell on me...
Its like reverse knocked up sh*t. Now I am pissed off, I want to kick her in the box so many times she couldn't get off if she shoved a road cone up her hooch. So I have been drunk and stoned for the last 2 days deciding whether or not I have to choke a *****.....
My stupid ***** (previously referred to as GF) apparently didn't want to be in a relationship anymore. Not a big deal cool tell me w/e. Instead she says she thinks she is preggers. Hoping that i would get pissed off freak out leaver her and become a douche bag. Well lo and behold she told me she made it up. She said she wanted me to flip out and when I didnt, when I got excited she couldn't make anything up.
So she said she heard that it could be false and she would get it checked out. Well she hasn't come back yet and phoned me the other day to tell me she was moving back in with her mother, then dropped this @#%^ing lovely bombshell on me...
Its like reverse knocked up sh*t. Now I am pissed off, I want to kick her in the box so many times she couldn't get off if she shoved a road cone up her hooch. So I have been drunk and stoned for the last 2 days deciding whether or not I have to choke a *****.....
Wow, that sucks. She's a little short on common sense, huh?
I'm going to take the talk about abusing her is just a way of venting anger and not an actual threat. It's not cool that you've just threatened your ex-girlfriend, even if you have no intentions of going through with it. Just take a step back, take deep breaths and tell yourself that you deserve better. Forget her and move on. That's the best thing. :)
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#530
Apr 29 2010 at 9:36 AM
Murder is never funny.
Unless you're murdering a clown.
Unless you're murdering a clown.
#533
Apr 29 2010 at 4:56 PM
chewzer wrote:
Murder is never funny.
Unless you're murdering a clown.
Unless you're murdering a clown.
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
Edited, Apr 29th 2010 6:58pm by BottlecapBandit
#534
Apr 29 2010 at 6:36 PM
BottlecapBandit wrote:
#535
Apr 30 2010 at 12:58 AM
BottlecapBandit wrote:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
I've never heard of it, actually.
#536
Apr 30 2010 at 4:14 AM
The One and Only chewzer wrote:
BottlecapBandit wrote:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
I've never heard of it, actually.
Regardless, that's pretty apt for Chew. No? :p
#537
Apr 30 2010 at 7:53 AM
Secretkeeper wrote:
The One and Only chewzer wrote:
BottlecapBandit wrote:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
I've never heard of it, actually.
Regardless, that's pretty apt for Chew. No? :p
Who doesn't hope they serve beer in hell?!?!
#538
Apr 30 2010 at 7:56 AM
If you don't know who Tucker Max is, you should familiarize yourself with his work.
#539
Apr 30 2010 at 7:57 AM
I think Soviet Russia is a pretty cool guy, eh ***** with US of A and doesn't afraid of anything.
#541
Apr 30 2010 at 9:57 AM
chewzer wrote:
BottlecapBandit wrote:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
I've never heard of it, actually.
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?
I've never heard of it, actually.
This is for you chewzer.
Familiarize yourself with the alcohol-riddled debauchery. There was also a movie made which in my opinion was less amusing than the stories, but was good nonetheless.
#542
Apr 30 2010 at 9:58 AM
If you're nearly as drunk as I suspect you are from reading your posts here this could very well change your life.
#543
Apr 30 2010 at 10:04 AM
BottlecapBandit wrote:
If you're nearly as drunk as I suspect you are from reading your posts here this could very well change your life.
I don't post drunk, actually.
And besides, out of all the contributors on these forums, you suspect I'm the drunken one? I think my lucidity is quite above the status que.
#544
Apr 30 2010 at 10:11 AM
Scholar
48 posts
CaspinA wrote:
TIP of THE DAY!!!
1: Raxa Ah price 8k --- NPC 8700
2: Infinity Core Ah 1k ---- 1300
4: Scroll of Protect IV Ah 5k ---- NPC 5062
5: Adept's Rope Ah 2k ----- NPC 3804
6: Sparkling stone Ah 2k ---- NPC 2717
7: Scroll of Reraise III Ah 5k --- NPC 6757
8: Imperial gold Pieces trade money converter for more coins and profit
Ive learned if your in doubt try NPC first u may be surprised...Theirs alot more than I posted so have fun and make some money!!!
1: Raxa Ah price 8k --- NPC 8700
2: Infinity Core Ah 1k ---- 1300
4: Scroll of Protect IV Ah 5k ---- NPC 5062
5: Adept's Rope Ah 2k ----- NPC 3804
6: Sparkling stone Ah 2k ---- NPC 2717
7: Scroll of Reraise III Ah 5k --- NPC 6757
8: Imperial gold Pieces trade money converter for more coins and profit
Ive learned if your in doubt try NPC first u may be surprised...Theirs alot more than I posted so have fun and make some money!!!
This was posted almost a month ago, but I want to add one that players get quite commonly with all the bird parties:
9. Colibri Feather x 12 AH Price: 1k --- NPC (with max fame) ~1800
Even if you have decent fame, it still NPCs for about 400 more gil, AND you don't have to pay AH taxes.
who even uses colibri feathers anyways?
#545
Apr 30 2010 at 10:15 AM
BottlecapBandit wrote:
Familiarize yourself with the alcohol-riddled debauchery.
Don't encourage him!!!!!
But, as he says, Chew is tame compared to some of the other drunken posters here. <3 Check out the DRK Club if you want proof!
#548
Apr 30 2010 at 3:29 PM
Have you seen the little kids doing scarface? Best you tube video ever.
#549
Apr 30 2010 at 3:29 PM
Also, did oreore make it over to Lakshmi? If you want a list of NPCables off the AH, his history would be a great list to go off.
#550
May 01 2010 at 10:22 AM
I haven't seen it since server merge. So I guess oreore got zapped into nowheresville.
#551
May 01 2010 at 11:49 AM
Poo.
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