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My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
That sucks / Congrats
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
At least your 16 year old is the one knocking someone up rather than being knocked up. And now you get a grandkid.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
At least your 16 year old is the one knocking someone up rather than being knocked up. And now you get a grandkid.
Worst. Comforting. Ever!!
Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Double!!
Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Triple!!
Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
Edited, Aug 11th 2017 9:48pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
When's the episode airing on MTV so I can DVR it?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
Is she 32? This might work out okay.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yodabunny wrote:
My 16 year old knocked up his girlfriend.
Do you need someone to help bury his body, or have you already taken care of it?
Can't bury him, he needs to take care of a baby now, maybe some waterboarding.
Jokes aside, this is obviously a tough time and it sounds as though she will be keeping the baby. I hope that the baby and parents will receive love and support from both sides and the baby is ultimately a blessing despite the hard road ahead.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, my mother was pregnant with me before she was married and at 16 years old (She got married about 6 months after she got pregnant, to my father). I'm a mostly successful individual and my parents are still together 34 years later.
So all hope is not lost!
So all hope is not lost!
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
I'm a mostly successful individual...
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I'm a mostly successful individual...
Well, some people here may question my mental health...
But I am college educated, have a good job, own a home, etc.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I kid, I kid!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
At 16 I'm assuming finances will be an issue for him. I'd recommend you tell him to start researching the aid he can get, WIC, etc.
I recommend you shop around for a sturdy belt.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Of the chastity variety.
Of the chastity variety.
And the whole danged human comedy keeps perpetuating itself through the generations.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Yodabunny wrote:
Can't bury him, he needs to take care of a baby now, maybe some waterboarding.
Allegory wrote:
At 16 I'm assuming finances will be an issue for him. I'd recommend you tell him to start researching the aid he can get, WIC, etc.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Or defenses against double posts.
Edited, Aug 14th 2017 9:00pm by Uglysasquatch
Edited, Aug 14th 2017 9:00pm by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
He's starting his adult life far too early, but he's lucky to have you. This is a beginning, an unfortunately early beginning, but not an end, and I hope he realizes that. I'm sad that he's going to miss what should be a part of what we've come, in modern times, to value as a part of his childhood years, but he can do this with your help. I hope he can do his part to assure her, especially if she is of similar age, that she's not alone. A baby is no easy trial, at any age and the village has become devalued while never more necessary. Congratulations my friend.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
What do the new parents want? It's a family meeting involving both sides and discussing what everyone wants so a plan can be made to ensure the best possible future for the new parents, their relationship, and the child to be.
Allegory wrote:
Of the chastity variety.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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