What prejudice should I adopt?Follow

I realised recently that my moral character is more or less impeccable and it makes it difficult for others, especially the sin-riddled denizens of this dive bar, to relate to me. So, as a quick fix, I'm going to become prejudiced.

Who should I pick? I need a group that people can take my newly acquired hatred of seriously, but also one that's a safe enough target that I won't get ostracised by society at large. You know, like gingers or anime fans.

The media, maybe? I hear telling them they're fake news is like using the N-word.

Pony people. Any of the varieties of them, although preferably keep it nebulous so you can hate the most relevant and/or despised minority for the group you are bonding with over your shared hatred of "the other".

Maybe hate impoverished Hispanic chicks who dress up like ponies for sex.

Or at least feel sorry for them.

Edited, Feb 19th 2017 6:11pm by Jophiel

Actually, I think that's my fetish now.

Have you tried yelling at customer service people? I hear that helps.