gbaji wrote:
Geez. I go on vacation for one lousy week and see what happens. Hell and handbaskets I say!
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Geez. I go on vacation for one lousy week and see what happens. Hell and handbaskets I say!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
paulsol wrote:
But he does it when I'm standing right there with him, watching his every move.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Elinda wrote:
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I don't let my seven year old use a powersaw without complete supervision from myself,
Would you let your seven year old use a gun?
Yesterday my five year old almost poked his own eye out with a drum stick. We don't need any guns around here.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Bird or instrument?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Elinda wrote:
Sure, why not? Maybe the kid dreams of being davy crockett.
I could probably get behind a ban on advertising or marketing guns to kids. Though it wouldn't fly and not worth the fight. I wouldn't have much impact. At least not near as much as, really, almost any decent gun policy. The paranoia, or the carnage, isn't coming from Johnny's First Rifle.
I could probably get behind a ban on advertising or marketing guns to kids. Though it wouldn't fly and not worth the fight. I wouldn't have much impact. At least not near as much as, really, almost any decent gun policy. The paranoia, or the carnage, isn't coming from Johnny's First Rifle.
Johnny's First Rife shouldn't be a firearm. Start with an airgun.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Johnny's First Rife shouldn't be a firearm. Start with an airgun a squirt gun.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Debalic wrote:
Would you let your seven year old use a gun?
Yup. He's fired a .22, and he thought it was ace. He's not a bad shot either.
But I find giving a 5 year old a .22 with a pretty colour scheme a completely stupid thing to do. Hopefully most people can agree that guns are NOT toys? At that age everything is a toy. And for many more years, actions and consequences have little to no connection in a childs mind.
I liked Smash's anology best.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
But I find giving a 5 year old a .22 with a pretty colour scheme a completely stupid thing to do.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I dunno. A kid with a rifle can kill some innocent bystander. A kid with a power saw is going to kill himself if he kills anyone, thus pruning a genetic tree composed of people who give their kids power saws. Sort of self-correcting if you think about it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I like the sound of that. Either my kid kills your kid, or your kid kills themselves. Either way one less underachiever being a hurdle for success for mine!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I've taught Thom how to use the hose to water the lawn since I put down new seed. The only thing he's in danger of killing is grass, by flooding it out. 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Elinda wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Geez. I go on vacation for one lousy week and see what happens. Hell and handbaskets I say!
Nowhere specific. As in I didn't like go on a cruise or anything. Visited a few friends and whatnot, but nothing touristy. Mostly just rested up and relaxed. I'm honestly not a fan of vacations that you need a vacation to recover from.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
The only thing that can stop a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.
Allegory wrote:
The only thing that can stop a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.
Or a TV with Elmo on it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I shot my first B.B. gun at cub scout camp when I was 7-ish.
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I had a little bear bow, but girls couldn't have guns - or go deer hunting. 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I had a little bear bow
Was it a piece of tied ribbon, decorated with little cartoon bears?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I thought Paulsol emmigrated to NZ from the USA?
Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I had a little bear bow
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
My son can look at a butter knife and it'll slice his finger off. Guns are out of the question at this point.
Nadenu wrote:
My son can look at a butter knife and it'll slice his finger off. Guns are out of the question at this point.
If he had a gun, that butter knife would think twice before trying to cut his finger...
Just sayin'.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Aripyanfar wrote:
I thought Paulsol emmigrated to NZ from the USA?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uk to NZ aksherly.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
I'm honestly not a fan of vacations that you need a vacation to recover from.
Are you a fan of banal saying and trite cliches? Because I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of working hard or is it hardly working on reading your posts without vomiting.
Are you a fan of banal saying and trite cliches? Because I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of working hard or is it hardly working on reading your posts without vomiting.
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