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#27 Jan 26 2012 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm so ninja google don't got a thing on me.
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#28 Jan 26 2012 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Your demographics
We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Age: 18-24
Gender: Male
Well, I'm 24 and male. So go google, I suppose.
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#29 Jan 26 2012 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Google thinks I look at least 24 years younger than I am. That's a tickle for any woman. Smiley: laugh
I thought you were 25ish.
#30 Jan 26 2012 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Age: 45-54
Gender: Male


Google got the age right but the gender wrong. Seems odd. If it's the gaming sites that cause me to be cast as a male, wouldn't they also assume that I'm not so old?

I can't shake this whole 'age' thing for nothing.

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#31 Jan 26 2012 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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Age: 45-54
Gender: Male


Google got the age right but the gender wrong. Seems odd. If it's the gaming sites that cause me to be cast as a male, wouldn't they also assume that I'm not so old?

I can't shake this whole 'age' thing for nothing.


Do you have a google e-mail account, or youtube account? They probably cheated.
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#32 Jan 26 2012 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm with Joph and Samira:

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It's a good place to be, IMHO.


Ditto. Of course it just may be all the kangaroo **** confusing the hell out of it.
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#33 Jan 26 2012 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Google infers that you're heavily invested in research regarding lesbians...
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#34 Jan 26 2012 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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To all those that think you've wasted 10 years of your life playing MMOs, don't worry. According to Google you haven't aged 1 minute since you started playing.

Smiley: lol
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#35 Jan 26 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Google doesn't know about Joph because he uses add block and probably other similar tools
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#36 Jan 26 2012 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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Google doesn't know about Joph because he uses add block and probably other similar tools


???
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#37 Jan 26 2012 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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[quote=Nilatai
Do you have a google e-mail account, or youtube account? They probably cheated.[/quote]
I've got two gmail accounts, both linked to youtube and are least one with picasa...wonder if it's looking at both, or just one that's was last logged in...
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#38 Jan 26 2012 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I wonder who Amazon thinks I am??

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#39 Jan 26 2012 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
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#40 Jan 26 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Checking from my phone, it guesses that I'm a male, age 18-24. It seems to base this on the fact that damn near 100% of my queries are video game related.

Close, but I'm 27 in March.


It said the same thing about me and I'm a 32 year old female.

#41 Jan 26 2012 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
On Youtube, you click one link to a Chinese(I think) bra commercial, and suddenly your recommended bar is filled with nothing but Chinese bra commercials.
#42 Jan 26 2012 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."
On Youtube, you click one link to a Chinese(I think) bra commercial, and suddenly your recommended bar is filled with nothing but Chinese bra commercials.


You say this like it's a bad thing...
#43 Jan 26 2012 at 3:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Amazon as well. One person links "LOL look a USB vibrator!" to Amazon and the rest of your days are filled with USB powered sex toy suggestions unless you manually remove all traces of your transgressions.
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#44 Jan 26 2012 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm left being reminded of the Amazon Harry Potter Vibrating Nimbus 2000 comments page. "I bought it for my son, but my older daughter took it from him and disappears into her room for hours!"
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#45 Jan 26 2012 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The worst is my Netflix account. "So, Joph, we see you've been watching a lot of Elizabethan period pieces and Pokemon movies lately..."

"Would you like to continue watching Medium? Or The Vampire Diaries? Or go back to Pocoyo?"
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#46 Jan 26 2012 at 7:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira wrote:
I'm with Joph and Samira:

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No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far. You can add or edit interests and demographics at any time.


It's a good place to be, IMHO.


Ditto. Of course it just may be all the kangaroo **** confusing the hell out of it.


Well, hell, if they can't cope with a little marsupial wink-wink, what the hell can they do?


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#47 Jan 26 2012 at 7:29 PM Rating: Decent
It appears that my Goggle account is dead from lack of being used.
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