HARGLBARGLEFANARGLE (was forum=28) :: World of Warcraft

#4 Oct 08 2010 at 11:52 PM Rating: Excellent

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NixNot wrote:

Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

DEAR PREMIUM FREN, QUOTE DIS SH*T

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#5 Oct 08 2010 at 11:54 PM Rating: Excellent

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I like voting in my own polls.

#6 Oct 09 2010 at 12:05 AM Rating: Excellent

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Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this ****.

I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."

Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I ****** up! you aren't Mr. Right."

I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIQUOR!

#7 Oct 09 2010 at 12:06 AM Rating: Good

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Have you tried saying "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."?

#8 Oct 09 2010 at 12:06 AM Rating: Excellent

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Also also,

**** you.

No, seriously, I hate your guts.

**** you.

#9 Oct 09 2010 at 12:11 AM Rating: Excellent

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NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Edited, Oct 9th 2010 12:11am by Poldaran

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#10 Oct 09 2010 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good

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Kick him in the crotch and steal his wallet. You're overcomplicating this.

#11 Oct 09 2010 at 1:31 AM Rating: Decent

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I was drunk earlier but then I took a nap.

#12 Oct 09 2010 at 1:38 AM Rating: Excellent

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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Straight people have it so easy.

#13 Oct 09 2010 at 1:50 AM Rating: Good

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NixNot wrote:

The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Straight people have it so easy.

If you weren't living in The Frigid North 2: American Boogaloo, you could have a pool boy too.

#14 Oct 09 2010 at 1:59 AM Rating: Excellent

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MDenham wrote:

NixNot wrote:

The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Straight people have it so easy.

If you weren't living in The Frigid North 2: American Boogaloo, you could have a pool boy too.

The issue is not finding someone half his age to have sex with. It's that in the gay community that doesn't recognize that as sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

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#15 Oct 09 2010 at 2:14 AM Rating: Excellent

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Indeed. He'd probably have to go straight to the next step. Hey, Nix...does Leo have a sister?

It's either that or man up and use your words.

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#16 Oct 09 2010 at 2:18 AM Rating: Good

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Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.

#17 Oct 09 2010 at 2:22 AM Rating: Good

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NixNot wrote:

Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this sh*t.

I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."

Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!

"People love who they love, and they don't love who they don't love. Everyone has the right to try to hook up with who they love, and they have the right to not be with someone they don't love. People have the right to walk away from someone they don't love anymore. They have the right to say "No". Leo, my feelings for you have changed. I'm not in love with you any more. It's time for me to walk away from you, and it's time for you to accept that is what has happened. It time to let me go."

Edited, Oct 9th 2010 4:24am by Aripyanfar

#18 Oct 09 2010 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good

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Aripyanfar wrote:

NixNot wrote:

Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this sh*t.

I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."

Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!

"People love who they love, and they don't love who they don't love. Everyone has the right to try to hook up with who they love, and they have the right to not be with someone they don't love. People have the right to walk away from someone they don't love anymore. They have the right to say "No". Leo, I'm not in love with you any more. It's time for me to walk away from you, and it's time for you to accept that is what has happened. It time to let me go."

Then kick him in the crotch and take his wallet, AMIRITE!?

#19 Oct 09 2010 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good

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Timelordwho wrote:

MDenham wrote:

NixNot wrote:

The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Straight people have it so easy.

If you weren't living in The Frigid North 2: American Boogaloo, you could have a pool boy too.

The issue is not finding someone half his age to have sex with. It's that in the gay community that doesn't recognize that as sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

This is what those degenerate conservatives would have you believe.

In reality, the gay community recognizes that wearing brown shoes with black pants is sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

#20 Oct 09 2010 at 2:55 AM Rating: Good

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LeWoVoc wrote:

Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.

But would that be grounds for relationship ending? I mean, banging his sister has the added effect of being caught in straight sex, which I'd imagine would increase the power of the statement it causes.

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#21 Oct 09 2010 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good

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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

LeWoVoc wrote:

Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.

But would that be grounds for relationship ending? I mean, banging his sister has the added effect of being caught in straight sex, which I'd imagine would increase the power of the statement it causes.

No, but it'd be grounds for jealousy, which would make the kick to the crotch that much more satisfying. Connections, people... connections.

#22 Oct 09 2010 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good

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MDenham wrote:

Timelordwho wrote:

MDenham wrote:

NixNot wrote:

The One and Only Poldaran wrote:

NixNot wrote:

How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."

By letting them catch you banging the babysitter/pool boy, usually. At least, I believe that's the correct protocol.

Straight people have it so easy.

If you weren't living in The Frigid North 2: American Boogaloo, you could have a pool boy too.

The issue is not finding someone half his age to have sex with. It's that in the gay community that doesn't recognize that as sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

This is what those degenerate conservatives would have you believe.

In reality, the gay community recognizes that wearing brown shoes with black pants is sufficient grounds to end a relationship.

Well, yeah fashion crimes are unacceptable and grounds for a breakup, but I was talking about random sex, which isn't.

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#23 Oct 09 2010 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent

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We're going to go see Devil, I bet it will be terrible or awesome, and I'm ok with either. My hangover is horrendous, so this interaction will be on increased difficulty.

#24 Oct 09 2010 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good

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If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.

At least, that's how straight guys do it.

Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam

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#25 Oct 09 2010 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good

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Iamadam the Prophet wrote:

If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.

At least, that's how straight guys do it.

Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam

This terrible idea was brought to you by Adam.

#26 Oct 09 2010 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good

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Bardalicious wrote:

Iamadam the Prophet wrote:

If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.

At least, that's how straight guys do it.

This terrific idea was brought to you by Adam.