POsted by Gie:
How much wood, could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
The spirits tell me exactly 14.3 decaliters of pureed wood pulp per forghtnight
Posted by Tare:
I always wondered about "she" who sells seashells by the seashore. How can she make a profit this way? Shouldn't she sell them as far away from the seashore as possible?
"She" is Fleet Admiral Valirie Prenchinko, former commander of the russian 6th fleet, of late transfered to russian intelligence. Her seashell operation is actually a front for continuing the monitoring of the Pakistan nuclear submarine buildup. The seashells are actually delivered in her clam soufleee lunch every day, and when ground into a powder and added to significant quantities of Vodka, have immidiate intoxication powers. Profit is secondary to the mission.
Posted by Dark Knight
1: Will minnesota win the nba championship?
Yes. Eventually.
2: Does Smash work at Janes?
Yes. at Janes bar and grill as a meat dispersal gradient technician. But only on tuesdays
3: Is Thundra male or female?
Yes.
4: Is Skeet actually the same poster as KRSkeet was?
Sort of, there have been two.
5: What is my real name?
My sources say Luke.
6: When the snail is resurrected and returns to Earth will all those who disbelieved be cast into a lake of fire?
Worse. Mustard based pudding. It burns!
Posted by Deathwysh
Is the sixth sick shiek's sixth sick sheep really sick, or is it really a goat?
No, It's a Chicken!!!???
Posted by TwiztidZamurai
Why does Greg Maddux suck so hard?
Post natal black hole injestion accidnet
Who is going to win the Stanley Cup?
The miami dolphins. No, wait, trust me on this one.
Why is Jeff Gordon such a little *****?
His racing helmit is too tight. make him go up one size.
Posted by Psychojester
How many were on their way to St Ives!?!?!?! The movie cut out on me at that part!!!
Negitive 12.
Posted by Reinman
How does it all end?
Remember those "do not remove under penalty of law" tags on your pillows? turns out they actually project a minute field that deflects planet killing asteroids bearing flesh eating alien barbra striesand clones, but only if they are not removed. Trust me, it's going to be messy
To preemptivly answer the next questions, yes, no, no, maybe. Offer not valid in zanzibar.