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Un cervesa por favor, senorita! No, dos cervesas por favor! Gracias!
That's all the spanish you need to know.
Actually, if you're gonna know that, you might as well know "Dónde está el baño?" (Where is the bathroom?) And also "Ya se me acabó el dinero pero si viene a la calle le doy una maneoseada por una cerveza." (I ran out of money but if you come out into the street with me I'll give you a handjob in exchange for a beer.)