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#127 Jul 27 2007 at 5:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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So wait. No umbrellas have ever been purchased on non rainy days, and no one has ever brought an umbrella in to have it repaired? Or to open it indoors to curse a place of employment?

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#128 Jul 27 2007 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yes. But said dipshit would not have had an umbrella with him if it hadn't rained.
Or, OMG, he wouldn't have had the umbrella if some guy hadn't opened his store one day seven years earlier! Sure, you would have bought an umbrella elsewhere but no one can deny that someone got poked in the eye because that store was once opened!!! In fact, when I get poked in the eye, I yell out "Damn you, John Wilcox for opening your store in 1998 and allowing this man to buy an umbrella! Damn you to hell for being the reason for my agony!"
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#130 Jul 30 2007 at 2:16 AM Rating: Good
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Only in extremely difficult cases. In most cases, it's got nothing to do with opinion and everything to do with the application of facts to legal principles.

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I happen to be using a definition that I believe makes the most sense


That's super, but completely irrelevant to a legal discussion.

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Whatever you wish to call that in-between position is irrelevant


No, it's the crux of your argument.

Oh wait, I get it, you're right. It is completely irrelevant.

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Not really. Because the document in question is a "resolution". Its is not as such a "treaty".


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“treaty” means an international agreement concluded between States in written form and governed by international law, whether embodied in a single instrument or in two or more related instruments and whatever its particular designation


Tell me when you get tired of getting it wrong...

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The UN cannot tell a participant to a conflict that they cannot continue fighting.


Of course they can, and do so all the time.

You really don't have a clue, do you?

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But the nations in question at all times have the right to continue fighting if they wish.


No, they don't. They can choose to ignore the law and keep fighting though, which they sometimes do.

Doesn't make it legal.

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Im just surprised that someone who claims to have a degree in internation law has never once been exposed to the relatively simple concept that if two nations go to war and never sign a peace treaty ending that war, that they are... still at war.


No, they're not. Your textbook must be an old edition, maybe pre-1945?

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Quite a bit less then "half the world", but yeah


No, a lot more than half the world. Israel has peace treaties with only Jordan and Egypt from the Arab states. Are they then "at war" with all the others? And with over 75% of the African states?

It doesn't make any sense, nor match reality in any way. Which, coming from you is hardly suprising...

Well anyway, as fun as this is, it's quite pointless to continue unless you bring up some legal arguments.

Making fun of your made-up definition is amusing the first time, but its getting tiring...

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#131 Jul 30 2007 at 5:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Somebody doesn't understand the distinction between proximate and ultimate cause.

I'm trying to be shocked.... failing.

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#132 Jul 30 2007 at 5:39 AM Rating: Decent
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somehow this means that the situation in Iraq was not the cause of the 9/11 attacks. Historically, it was.


No. Only a complete idiot with not even a rudimentary grasp of geo-politics could arrive at this conclusion, and only then through either intentional denial of obvious historical events or a myopia so crushingly acute that they were literally unable to process information without assuming a conclusion from ignorance and working backwards desperately trying to find facts that matched it.

So I can see why you'd think so.


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Somebody doesn't understand the distinction between proximate and ultimate cause.
That wasn't until Logic 102.
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#134 Jul 30 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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I don't think I even own an umbrella. It hardly ever rains here.
#135 Jul 30 2007 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Yes. But said dipshit would not have had an umbrella with him if it hadn't rained.
Or, OMG, he wouldn't have had the umbrella if some guy hadn't opened his store one day seven years earlier! Sure, you would have bought an umbrella elsewhere but no one can deny that someone got poked in the eye because that store was once opened!!! In fact, when I get poked in the eye, I yell out "Damn you, John Wilcox for opening your store in 1998 and allowing this man to buy an umbrella! Damn you to hell for being the reason for my agony!"


Funny that Samira brings up the whole "proximate/ultimate cause" issue. I wasn't going to go there, but it's relevant.

The issue is what change would have changed the outcome. You're all trying to look at it the other way (ie: what possible other causes would have resulted in the same effect). In your store example, it's reasonable to assume that had John Wilcox not opened his store, said umbrella would have been purchased somewhere else instead. Thus, we can't say that the store opening is a "cause" of the resulting effect.

However, we *can* conclude that had it not rained, said individual would not have brought his umbrella to work, and therefore not poked anyone in the eye.

See how that works?

There is no reasonable argument to say that had Iraq not been doing what it was doing, and the UN (and US) responded with sanctions and such that those US soldiers would have been in Saudi Arabia. None at all. They weren't there prior to Iraq invading Kuwait. They were moved in specifically to protect SA from potential Iraqi invasion. They were kept there to provide ongoing protecion (at Saudi government request) and to help enforce the UN sanctions on Iraq.


It's completely reasonable to therefore conclude that the soldiers were there specifically because of the situation regarding Iraq. While we can dream up scenarios in which they might have been there for other reasons, or even that they might not have been there at all even with the same conditions on the ground in Iraq, when assessing what actually happened, we have to look at what actually happened.
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#136 Jul 30 2007 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
In your store example, it's reasonable to assume that had John Wilcox not opened his store, said umbrella would have been purchased somewhere else instead. Thus, we can't say that the store opening is a "cause" of the resulting effect.
I don't freaking care Gbaji. I can make arguments that Wilcox's Umbrellas was the best location to buy an umbrella. You can make arguments that we "could" have bought an umbrella elsewhere. None of that changes the fact that we *did* use Wilcox's Umbrellas as the location for the purpose of buying an umbrella.


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Damn you Wilcox!!! YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS!!!

Wilcox is also to blame for my poor spelling

Edited, Jul 30th 2007 6:24pm by Jophiel
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Jophiel wrote:
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In your store example, it's reasonable to assume that had John Wilcox not opened his store, said umbrella would have been purchased somewhere else instead. Thus, we can't say that the store opening is a "cause" of the resulting effect.
I don't freaking care Gbaji. I can make arguments that Wilcox's Umbrellas was the best location to buy an umbrella. You can make arguments that we "could" have bought an umbrella elsewhere. None of that changes the fact that we *did* use Wilcox's Umbrellas as the location for the purpose of buying an umbrella.


Except that your reason for buying an ubrella was to have something to keep you dry when it rains. You didn't buy it because that store opened. The "cause" of you buying the umbrella exists whether or not that particular store exists. Any store that sells an umbrella would become part of that logic chain, so therefore it's an irrelevant component and can be ignored.


In the case of Iraq, the *only* reasons those soldiers were there related directly to the situation in Iraq. Thus, that situation in Iraq is a prime cause of the resulting effect (soldiers stationed in SA), and therefore is *also* a prime cause of anything that resulted from that situation (ie: the 9/11 attacks).

You do see how those are different, right? Or, more correctly, that the true cause of you buying the umbrella was the desire for something to keep you dry when it rains, just as the true cause of us having soldiers in SA was to defend (in one way or another) against Iraqi agression. Take away the Iraqi situation, and the need for soldiers disapates. Just as if we take away the rain, the need for an umbrella disapates.


Again. Logic 101. To find the "cause" of something (assuming a known chain of events/situations), you need to ask "If I remove this component of the chain, does the end effect still occur?". In the case of Iraq, if you remove the situation in Iraq, you remove the need for soldiers in SA, and (based on an historical lack of soldiers there), there wont be any there and the whole chain collapses (9/11 doesn't happen cause OBL has no specific reason to direct attacks at the US). In the umbrella example, if you remove that one store (assuming your blaming that particular store and not the mere fact that umbrellas exist and can be bought in stores period), it does *not* remove the end result. You'd have puchased the umbrella elsewhere, it would have later rained, and you'd have therefore had the umbrella in hand and poked someone in the eye with it.

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#138 Jul 30 2007 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
In logic 201 do we discuss something more relevant than umbrellas? Because if so I don't want to take that course.
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Again. Logic 101.
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Brilliant counter there Joph...

When you know you've lost a debate, laugh at the other guy and hope that everyone else laughs with you... got it.
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Brilliant counter there Joph...

When you know you've lost a debate, laugh at the other guy and hope that everyone else laughs with you... got it.
Oh, I'm sorry. Should I continue pointing out the flaws in your "logic" and having you say "No! I'm right! I once took a class!"? Would that make Gbaji feel better?

I don't have to "hope that everyone laughs with me" -- it's usually a pretty fair bet that you'll be a minority opinion of one. I suppose it could be that I'm just that damn charismatic or it could be that you're just leagues smarter than everyone so no one else can follow your brilliance.

Or it could just be that you're going on with some asinine babble and the easiest course is to laugh rather than watch you continue to spout paragraph after paragraph of the same crap.

But if you want to call it a win, no one can stop you. I'll throw in another laughing face so you can feel even better about it.

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#143 Aug 01 2007 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Cause and effect relationships do not require that only that cause could generate the effect in question, or that the cause will *always* generate the effect in question. They exist if they *did* cause that effect.


You mean it contributed - people use the word "cause" to mean without which it would not have happened - and I doubt anyone believes it even contributed very much. It isn't, for example, prominent in the prewar NIE. Oh wait, you don't believe that document exists...

No one is barking mad enough to think if the US didn't have troops in Saudi Arabia, Bin Laden would not have *plenty* of reasons for attacking us - and plenty of recruits. Read the quote you gave, gbaji, the answer is right there.

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The call to wage war against America was made because America has spear-headed the crusade against the Islamic nation, sending tens of thousands of its troops to the land of the two Holy Mosques over and above its meddling in its affairs and its politics, and its support of the oppressive, corrupt and tyrannical regime that is in control.


Read all the demands: the US won't meddle in other nations affairs; won't support oppressive regimes; won't maintain large troop deployments in foreign lands. No one in their right mind would follow Bin Laden's demands, whole hog.

Further, as the Baker-Hamilton commission pointed out, it is all inextricably linked to the Israel-Palestinian conflict. The US has historically been a strong Israel supporter and that alone was (pre-Iraq fiasco) the main recruiting tool for terrorists.

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Gbaji, I get the whole "I can't be proven wrong!" thing. Really, I've dated women who suffered from that particular affliction to (almost) the same degree as yourself.


I know no women this irrational.

I've proven him wrong on simple factual issues. He claimed that there was no prewar NIE. I gave him the links. He read them. He just ignores the fact he is wrong and simply makes stuff up to suit himself and moves on.

In his head, gbaji is actually right. Everything he says is actually self-consistent. When I think of that, he is so much funnier. He is his own strong antropic principle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle in that he redefines his words as he uses them.

He creates the truth by speaking it. He can simply redefine (or circularly define: a cause is what causes it) terms as he wishes to make it true later.

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Which explains why you keep trying to defend it over and over and over instead of admitting that you were wrong

It's okay. We understand.


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It's good that you know this one time. Miraculous, really.


The day he gets it, that one soul destroying day when he truly realizes he is not as intelligent, charismatic or savvy as he believes himself to be, will be the day he kills himself.

It's a pity really, it's taking so long.
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Cause and effect relationships do not require that only that cause could generate the effect in question, or that the cause will *always* generate the effect in question. They exist if they *did* cause that effect.


You mean it contributed - people use the word "cause" to mean without which it would not have happened - and I doubt anyone believes it even contributed very much. It isn't, for example, prominent in the prewar NIE. Oh wait, you don't believe that document exists...


Don't know which NIE you're talking about (there's a lot of them), but whatever. Look. The fact that an NIE didn't specifically mention this cause does not mean it didn't exist. It just means that that particular NIE didn't contain that particular information. Oddly, as I showed in an earlier link, CNN knew why OBL was pissed at the US a mere week after 9/11. Strange that you seem to think this wasn't a known relationship.

Also, you're using a very narrow definition of "cause". There are two broad definitions of cause in logic.

Necessary: The cause *must* exist for the effect to occur. So basically, you can say that if B then A (where B is the effect and A is the cause). Thus, if 9/11 happened, the US must have had soldiers in SA enforcing sanctions against Iraq. The cause is necessary for the effect to occur. Um... That's not the argument I'm making. I've stated several times that 9/11 *could* have occured for different reasons, but in historical fact, didn't...

Sufficient: The cause "causes" the effect. Logically: If A then B. If cause A exists, then B will occur. This is the type I'm talking about (and interestingly enough, how *most* people use the "cause/effect" relationship when they're talking about it. B could occur via a variety of means, however it *will* occur if A happens. More siginificantly for this conversation, we can say that B happened *because* of A.


You, Joph, and presumably others in this thread, are trying to argue that since the effect (9/11) could have occured as a result of other causes that therefore it *wasn't* caused by the presence of soldiers in SA. But that's **** poor logic since you're essentially using the wrong proof.

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No one is barking mad enough to think if the US didn't have troops in Saudi Arabia, Bin Laden would not have *plenty* of reasons for attacking us - and plenty of recruits. Read the quote you gave, gbaji, the answer is right there.


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Case in point.


And also totally irrelevant. We can speculate that OBL might have ordered the 9/11 attacks even if we didn't have soldiers in SA, but that does not change the absolute fact that the reason he did order those attacks was specifically because of US soldiers in SA.


Your argument is equivalent to saying that it's not your fault that you wrecked the car while driving today, because the car could have been wrecked while left parked on the street. Well. Yes, it could. But that does not change the fact that in this particular chain of events, you drove the car and got into an accident.

See how that's flawed logic? It's meaningless because you can always invent a set of "might have beens" that can result in the same ultimate effect and therefore argue that nothing ever causes anything else to happen, no one is "at fault" for anything, and we can't take action against anyone for any action they take. Afterall, that person that was murdered might have died of a heart attack anyway, so why punish the guy who shot him with a gun?


You can't all be this bad at logic and critical thinking... can you?
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You can't all be this bad at logic and critical thinking... can you?
Yeah. You should ask yourself that Smiley: laugh
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The only reason I know that troops in SA wasn't the cause it that you already told me that Iraq War part I was the cause. The direct cause.

And Christopher Columbus too. He was also the cause.

#148 Aug 02 2007 at 10:42 AM Rating: Decent
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We can speculate that OBL might have ordered the 9/11 attacks even if we didn't have soldiers in SA, but that does not change the absolute fact that the reason he did order those attacks was specifically because of US soldiers in SA.


No. He said:

Osama Bin Laden wrote:
The call to wage war against America was made because America has spear-headed the crusade against the Islamic nation, sending tens of thousands of its troops to the land of the two Holy Mosques over and above its meddling in its affairs and its politics, and its support of the oppressive, corrupt and tyrannical regime that is in control.


Contributing factor, not "cause" as it is normally defined in modern American society. You've posted it. I've now posted it twice.


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You, Joph, and presumably others in this thread, are trying to argue that since the effect (9/11) could have occured as a result of other causes that therefore it *wasn't* caused by the presence of soldiers in SA. But that's **** poor logic since you're essentially using the wrong proof.


No. It was a contributing factor according to Osama Bin Laden, as quoted above.

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You can't all be this bad at logic and critical thinking... can you?


No, that would just be your inability to follow a simple line of reasoning. You can't distinguish between different people's arguments against you.

Even, in our previous thread, one with scientific certainty and precise mathematical defintions.

Although I find your continuing outlandish claims amusing, it is getting too easy to poke holes in your, ahem, "logic".

Gbaji, with his definition of "sufficient" cause, just said that: terrorist attacks against American could happen by a variety of means, however it *will* happen if we put troops in Saudi Arabia.

About 34 nations had large military presences in Saudi Arabia in the early 1990's and all but one were not attacked.

"Sufficient" cause indeed.

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You can't all be this bad at logic and critical thinking... can you?

It's either that or you're mentally ill and literally become delusional when you're wrong. Occam says you should seek professional help.

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Crap. At the risk of beating a dead horse...


WTH?

yossarian wrote:
gbaji wrote:

We can speculate that OBL might have ordered the 9/11 attacks even if we didn't have soldiers in SA, but that does not change the absolute fact that the reason he did order those attacks was specifically because of US soldiers in SA.


No. He said:

Osama Bin Laden wrote:
The call to wage war against America was made because America has spear-headed the crusade against the Islamic nation, sending tens of thousands of its troops to the land of the two Holy Mosques over and above its meddling in its affairs and its politics, and its support of the oppressive, corrupt and tyrannical regime that is in control.


Contributing factor, not "cause" as it is normally defined in modern American society. You've posted it. I've now posted it twice.


Can you just not read or something? I know that the quality of education has dropped, but this is ridiculous.

He didn't say "contributing factor". He used the word "because". Because. Not "among other reasons", or "in addition to". He said "because". You do know what that means, right? Hint: It's even got the word 'cause' inside it! Think really hard...

Specifically, directly following the word "because" is the folowing: "America has spear-headed the crusade against the Islamic nation, sending tens of thousands of its troops to the land of the two Holy Mosques".

Is that clear enough for you? I can't think of a more clear answer to the question "why did OBL want to kill americans?". It's right there. Sheesh.

Oh wait! You say. But he mentioned some other stuff too!!! That changes everything, right? Wrong.

He the qualifies the statement with the following: "over and above its meddling in its affairs and its politics, and its support of the oppressive, corrupt and tyrannical regime that is in control."

Ok. He's saying that this reason the one he stated earlier (us being in SA in case you forgot somehow) is "over and above" this other stuff. Yeah. He doesn't like us because we meddle. He doesn't like us because we support a government he doesn't like. And yeah. I'm sure somewhere in there he mentions Isreal. But this one reason is "over and above" those others. It is literally the single final "last straw" that caused him to decide that he needed to respond this way.


How much more clear does he need to get? Read the damn thing. It's not that complicated...

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