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#3502 Feb 16 2017 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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So this happened.
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Fifty Shades Darker sells sex... and business is booming. The sequel to the top-grossing erotica adaptation opened in the U.S. last weekend to a robust $46.6 million, and added more to that bank on Valentine's Day, according to box office receipts. Down Under, however, we're really hoping that one person watched the sequel by themselves in a Sydney, Australia movie theater, because the employees cleaning up after a screening found a cucumber on the floor. All together now: "Eeewwwwwwwwwww!!"
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That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session...😳
This is why people are advocating for first-run movies to reach home video sooner rather than later. Who wants to drag themselves all the way out to a movie theater on a Valentine's Eve with your vegetable date for an intimate screening of Fifty Shades Darker? Wouldn't you plunk down $50 for a 48-hour exclusive window to enjoy the, ahem, passionate feature film in the privacy of your own home?

Almost everyone visiting the post on the Facebook page of the Hayden Orpheum Picture Palace in Sydney instantly yelled at the employee for handling said cucumber. They were told to sterilize their hands immediately, and were questioned why they picked it up in the first place! The theater, who is having fun with the situation at their own expense, blamed the incident on Student Night, which happened at the venue, and said they instantly regretted touching the vegetable, saying that they didn't know what it was because the house lights were still down.

In James Foley's Fifty Shades Darker, the controversial dominatrix Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) continues his dangerous relationship with submissive Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson), and his attraction grows because of the way this girl -- unlike all of the others -- pushes back against his natural tendencies. The duo deal with some lingering personal issues, but the hook of the sequel is to see these two attractive Hollywood starlets in their birthday suits. Often. Hence, the need for a cucumber.
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#3503 Feb 16 2017 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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I have a friend, who's co-workers think 50 shades is based on a true story.

Then these are the same people who think the color Brown is a primary color.

Yes, he works with very stupid people, who market a diet system that starts with the letter 'M'
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#3504 Feb 16 2017 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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Meth?
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#3505 Feb 16 2017 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Is it Meth?
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#3506 Feb 16 2017 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I bet it's Meth
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#3507 Feb 16 2017 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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Medi____.

He hates his job there in IT His degree though is in Fine Arts though, so he can't just go find another job.
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#3508 Feb 16 2017 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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This thread has a disturbing lack of cucumber pictures in it. Just thought I'd point that out.
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#3509 Feb 16 2017 at 7:19 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
"upscale" "trendy" specialty bakeries
For bagels?


Not just for bagels, but if you want a fresher bagel than what comes in a package on the supermarket shelf around here, you're either going to a chain (like Einstein's Bagels) or going to a fancy bakery and paying top dollar for it. There's just no "cheap and delicious" market for those kinds of goods here.
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#3510 Feb 16 2017 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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In related news, it may have taken me about 6 months, but I've finally gotten my Hawaiian bread recipe more or less down. Apparently yeast really doesn't like high acid liquid (ie: pineapple juice). Go figure!
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#3511 Feb 16 2017 at 7:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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I did some investigation via Yelp and Gbaji is right. The bagel situation in San Diego is bleak. In a review for one bagel shop, the reviewer was mainly excited because they sold Boar's Head meat products.
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#3512 Feb 17 2017 at 8:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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That sounds like place Sally Struthers would do a commercial for.

For just ten cents a day, a hipster can have a decent sandwich.
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#3513 Feb 19 2017 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
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How do you mess up a bagel?


I think the New York comment was about the water. I've seen it on a few Food Network shows, something in the water supposedly makes it better. I can only guess that the New York water is so polluted that the people growing up there just get so used to those added flavors and think something is wrong when they aren't there.
"The hidden benefits of lead poisoning, tomorrow on Today."

It's the acid rain upstate.
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#3514 Feb 20 2017 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Take that, Albany!
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#3515 Feb 22 2017 at 5:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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So many habitable planets, so little time.
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#3516 Feb 23 2017 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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This exoplanet system is called TRAPPIST-1
So ...
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#3517 Feb 23 2017 at 8:17 PM Rating: Good
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I feel like there's a new story exactly like this every four months or so.
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#3518 Feb 28 2017 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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I think the people in charge of the Oscars just thought last minute while the La La Land crew were on Stage: "Oh ****, this is too White, there's going to be riots in the street."
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#3519 Feb 28 2017 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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It's certainly an easy mistake, what with the envelope reading "Actress in a Leading Role" and all.
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#3520 Feb 28 2017 at 5:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I live in a house now.

Also I own that house.

Also also everything is sore and hurting and there's still more boxes and crap to move.

So much crap.

Good times.
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#3521 Feb 28 2017 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey. Grats on the house!

The "fun" is just starting...
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#3522 Feb 28 2017 at 6:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks! Smiley: grin

And, yeah, not looking forward to the other parts of it all. Right now things are fine though. crosses fingers House is a newer place (2009) that we bought from the developer after they rented it out for a few years. Pre-purchase inspection turned up nothing of note really, so trick will be keeping it that way I guess. At this point though, still just happy to be there. First time in over 15 years that I'm not sharing a wall/ceiling/floor with someone. That alone is awesome.

As a plus I've had a chance to use some of those tools that have been sitting in storage since I left home. Smiley: nod

Edited, Feb 28th 2017 4:27pm by someproteinguy
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#3523 Feb 28 2017 at 8:28 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
It's certainly an easy mistake, what with the envelope reading "Actress in a Leading Role" and all.

Old folks gonna old.
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#3524 Mar 01 2017 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
I live in a house now.

Also I own that house.
Congratulations on having something new to argue with the spouse over. Smiley: thumbsup
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#3525 Mar 01 2017 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
I live in a house now.

Also I own that house.
Congratulations on having something new to argue with the spouse over. Smiley: thumbsup
Hoping to maybe break something while trying to fix something else, and then have her get mad and call repair guy. Seems like a popular choice, and I've always wanted to give it a try.
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#3526 Mar 01 2017 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
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The great thing about home ownership is that you are in complete control over all the maintenance, repairs, upgrades, etc. No more wrangling, pleading, or negotiating with a landlord to try to get things done. The bad news is that you are completely responsible for all the maintenance, repairs, upgrades, etc.

IMO, it's more than worth it though.
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