Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Is this about the sport with the stick?
Jousting, yes.
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Jousting, yes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Absurd, there weren't any ostriches.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
It didn't really feel like a halftime show without some kind of animal, or at least someone in an animal suit. Where were the giant dancing sharks?
Lame.
Lame.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Where were the giant dancing sharks?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Fear the donation bin. It has been programmed to not accept your smelly old clothes.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Californians are spoiled. They spend years complaining about not having rain, then they finally get some and you'd think you'd hear some gratitude. Nope, just complaining about how their dam is going to collapse. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
So now realty prices are going to go up since there are going to be more lake front properties.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Oh they'll probably just find a way to complain about that too. Look at the whole Salton Sea thing. Big man-made flood brings lots of waterfront property to Californians who didn't have it before, and it's all blah blah blah dead fish stink, to much salt, something something noxious sulfur smell.
Edited, Feb 13th 2017 11:32am by someproteinguy
Edited, Feb 13th 2017 11:32am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Seriously. Fires, floods, earthquakes. I don't think I'll ever understand why people would want to live somewhere an Avatar is actively trying to kill 'em.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well it is sunny there, so that's a plus. Probably trapped there though. I mean, if you're a hippie living in Cali where else are you even going to go? There's thousands of miles of rednecks between you and the nearest bastion of warmth and liberal thought.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Yes, it's all very sad. Don't come here, you wouldn't like it. You can't get good bagels and the pizza sucks.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
What Samira said. Stay away, traffic here sucks as it is!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Samira wrote:
You can't get good bagels and the pizza sucks.
Why do you think I'm never leaving New York? Seriously, it's all in the water, and you can't beat Catskill reservoirs.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Yes, it's all very sad. Don't come here, you wouldn't like it. You can't get good bagels and the pizza sucks.
Are you saying Mr. Smalls lied to me?
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
How do you mess up a bagel?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I spent 7 years there and was happy we had Base Housing, because then our water came from California Canal system. I spent 3 months living off base and my ex would fill up jugs of water on base and bring them home for me to use for drinking and cooking. When my 1 month old would let me have time to take a shower, I had to hold my nose and get in and out before the smell of sulfur made me sick.
As much as I loved the weather and mountains, I'm glad to be back east where I don't worry well water. We just have to worry about aging pipes that suddenly bust and leave sink holes in downtown Baltimore.
As much as I loved the weather and mountains, I'm glad to be back east where I don't worry well water. We just have to worry about aging pipes that suddenly bust and leave sink holes in downtown Baltimore.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
My drinking water comes from snow melt. I have no complaints.
Re: bagels, I dunno, New Yorkers assure me they're inferior here. Not knowing any better I still enjoy them.
Re: bagels, I dunno, New Yorkers assure me they're inferior here. Not knowing any better I still enjoy them.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In Los Angeles, the Bagel and Pizza argument is pointless, as nobody here eats carbs.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
lolgaxe wrote:
How do you mess up a bagel?
It's not really about messing up the bagels, as there's just not the same kind of culture here. You don't see bagel, pretzel, hotdog, etc cart vendors around here (like at all). So you can pretty much only get such things at either chain stores (which are pretty bleh), or "upscale" "trendy" specialty bakeries (ie: expensive). On the flip side, we have tacos, burritos, and tomales all over the place. I'm not sure if "guy selling home made tomales out of the back of a van in a mall parking lot" is quite the equivalent of a bagel cart, but there you have it.
ElneClare wrote:
I spent 7 years there and was happy we had Base Housing, because then our water came from California Canal system. I spent 3 months living off base and my ex would fill up jugs of water on base and bring them home for me to use for drinking and cooking. When my 1 month old would let me have time to take a shower, I had to hold my nose and get in and out before the smell of sulfur made me sick.
How long has it been since you lived in the area? Not sure which part of California you were in, but I distinctly (very distinctly) recall there was a period of time in the early to mid 80s, where the water quality in San Diego was really really bad. Like hold your nose bad. Like you could smell the sulfur in the pipes when not even running them. You could smell it on your clothes after washing them. Yeah... bad.
Hasn't been like that for 30 years or so though. Not sure what they did, but they significantly improved things. I have no issues just drinking filtered fridge water.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
In Los Angeles, the Bagel and Pizza argument is pointless, as nobody here eats carbs.
You're saying that there's something strange about putting your salad in a lettuce wrap?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
lolgaxe wrote:
How do you mess up a bagel?
I think the New York comment was about the water. I've seen it on a few Food Network shows, something in the water supposedly makes it better. I can only guess that the New York water is so polluted that the people growing up there just get so used to those added flavors and think something is wrong when they aren't there.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
gbaji wrote:
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
In Los Angeles, the Bagel and Pizza argument is pointless, as nobody here eats carbs.
You're saying that there's something strange about putting your salad in a lettuce wrap?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
gbaji wrote:
"upscale" "trendy" specialty bakeries
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
TirithRR wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
How do you mess up a bagel?
I think the New York comment was about the water. I've seen it on a few Food Network shows, something in the water supposedly makes it better. I can only guess that the New York water is so polluted that the people growing up there just get so used to those added flavors and think something is wrong when they aren't there.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
gbaji wrote:
"upscale" "trendy" specialty bakeries
Yeah, bagels seem like a pretty standard baked good. But I have little opinion regarding bagels. Maybe the ones in Skokie are to die for but bagels aren't something I eat much of and if someone say New York bagels are the best bagels this side of Israel -- sure, why not.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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