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"555-2930? She must live with Susan and Mary and Lori! I hope they don't find out that I asked them all out on a date!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I 'member the Rejection Hotline. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yesterday I learned there are lots of sewer scope videos on youtube. Apparently the company that did one for the house we're wanting to buy found it was easier to share the videos that way; rather than dealing with CDs or other download links. They just put the video up, send you a link to that in the e-mailed report, and you can look at the inside of your sewer pipe in all its glory on the world wide web any time you want.
So you know, if you're bored Saturday night or something, there's endless hours of entertainment just waiting for you.
So you know, if you're bored Saturday night or something, there's endless hours of entertainment just waiting for you.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Any albino sewer alligators or prepubescent deviant kung fu tortoises?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I was told there was at least one with a mouse. Thus far I'm unwilling to sit through hundreds of hours of videos on the off-chance of verifying those claims though. Maybe once we get the place and I have free time again.
Edited, Jan 24th 2017 11:48am by someproteinguy
Edited, Jan 24th 2017 11:48am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Looks like 2017 is shaping up to compete with 2016, with Mary Tyler Moore.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
This just in: Old people will continue to die, despite the arbitrary division of time.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
This just in: Old people will continue to die, despite the arbitrary division of time.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Old people are kind of expensive to keep alive. Maybe we can make Mexico pay for it though.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
We're going to resurrect Mary Tyler Moore and we're going to make Mexico pay for it!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Or we could use the corpses of the deceased elderly as a building material for the wall.
Just think of the bigly intimidation/icky factor for people trying to climb the wall of corpses!
Just think of the bigly intimidation/icky factor for people trying to climb the wall of corpses!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Just think of the bigly intimidation/icky factor for people trying to climb the wall of corpses!
I mean that'd probably work well for a Canada wall, but I'd assume Mexicans would just think of it as another normal day.
Edited, Jan 27th 2017 9:25am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Would be good initially, but eventually the upkeep costs are going to make it troublesome.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
We'll were getting kinda grumpy with China. Can march them 2x2 into the hole in the wall endlessly and never run out, or however the old saying goes.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
And our bestest buddy Russia is apparently building up forces in the Arctic. Sarah better have her best moose rifle locked and loaded.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The War Doctor died on Friday. John Hurt. Extensive acting list, I just remember the last thing I saw him in was Doctor Who as the War Doctor.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I might get to go to Germany near the beginning of October. Nothing like a possible beer filled trip funded by your employer.
My last employer funded journey was supposed to be to Japan, but that one got cancelled (I was disappointed). Luckily this one is less about "If" and more about "When".
Edited, Feb 3rd 2017 12:18pm by TirithRR
My last employer funded journey was supposed to be to Japan, but that one got cancelled (I was disappointed). Luckily this one is less about "If" and more about "When".
Edited, Feb 3rd 2017 12:18pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
That's a pretty good time to visit. I was there for a month many moons ago, and what I remember of it was fun. What I don't remember of it was more fun.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Just FYI, Oktoberfest officially ends on October 3rd this year. But it's not like you have to be there for the festival to get good beer in Germany. The sw dev team for the vendor I work with is in Germany, so that's always a fun time to try to get work done (um... as in make sure it's done early in summer or wait until fall).
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
The trip is actually currently schedules for the last week of September. So I may be in Germany during their festivities.
I went to Italy a few years ago on business and it happened to be during Ferragosto. But instead of anything fun going on there, everyone had just left on vacation so all the cities were empty. The hosts of that trip said everyone went north to Austria and the Alps. They said many people took the whole month off (crazy...) but that recent years it's started becoming less popular to do so. Probably as these European countries realize shutting down for a month at a time doesn't work out well in a global economy. I always hate trying to do business with European companies during their huge shutdowns.
I went to Italy a few years ago on business and it happened to be during Ferragosto. But instead of anything fun going on there, everyone had just left on vacation so all the cities were empty. The hosts of that trip said everyone went north to Austria and the Alps. They said many people took the whole month off (crazy...) but that recent years it's started becoming less popular to do so. Probably as these European countries realize shutting down for a month at a time doesn't work out well in a global economy. I always hate trying to do business with European companies during their huge shutdowns.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
I went to Italy a few years ago on business and it happened to be during Ferragosto. But instead of anything fun going on there, everyone had just left on vacation so all the cities were empty. The hosts of that trip said everyone went north to Austria and the Alps. They said many people took the whole month off (crazy...) but that recent years it's started becoming less popular to do so. Probably as these European countries realize shutting down for a month at a time doesn't work out well in a global economy. I always hate trying to do business with European companies during their huge shutdowns.
Happens in pretty much every Western European country during August. I used to do a lot of work internationally, but we were always Stateside in the summer since everybody on the other side of the pond goes to a beach for a month.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
If I didn't believe the results were always predetermined I'd say that was a pretty wild Superbowl. I did win $50, though, so good all around.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I wasn't paying attention. Did the Bears win?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I wasn't paying attention. Did the Bears win?
No, the Lions did.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Is this about the sport with the stick? Or the one with the ball?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
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