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#2377 Feb 13 2012 at 8:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bardalicious wrote:
The gays love the metric system because penes sound so much bigger when measured in cm.
Is it any coincidence that Alma is for it?
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#2378 Feb 13 2012 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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Wasn't it Carter who started putting you guys on to metric, then just bailed on the idea?
My 3rd/4th/5th grade teachers during the Nixon/Ford years told us to learn it, as it would be the US standard system by.......1984. That went as planned, right?

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The gays love the metric system because penes sound so much bigger when measured in cm.
RSR #12

To be fair, Bard is pretty NIXNOT.
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#2379 Feb 13 2012 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Wasn't it Carter who started putting you guys on to metric, then just bailed on the idea?
My 3rd/4th/5th grade teachers during the Nixon/Ford years told us to learn it, as it would be the US standard system by.......1984. That went as planned, right?

Bardalicious wrote:
The gays love the metric system because penes sound so much bigger when measured in cm.
RSR #12

To be fair, Bard is pretty NIXNOT.

not sure if compliment.
#2380 Feb 13 2012 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Wasn't it Carter who started putting you guys on to metric, then just bailed on the idea?
My 3rd/4th/5th grade teachers during the Nixon/Ford years told us to learn it, as it would be the US standard system by.......1984. That went as planned, right?

Bardalicious wrote:
The gays love the metric system because penes sound so much bigger when measured in cm.
RSR #12

To be fair, Bard is pretty NIXNOT.

not sure if compliment.

Eh, you're prettier than Nix.

Now to wait for him to see this. *trollface*
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#2381 Feb 13 2012 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
The gays love the metric system because penes sound so much bigger when measured in cm.
Is it any coincidence that Alma is for it?


I wondered how this thread would get pulled back on topic aaaaaaaand there it is.

#2382 Feb 13 2012 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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#2383Almalieque, Posted: Feb 26 2012 at 1:18 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) We can't let this thread die before reaching 50 pages... that would be a shame.
#2384 Feb 26 2012 at 5:07 AM Rating: Excellent
The real shame is that you learned absolutely nothing.
#2385Almalieque, Posted: Feb 26 2012 at 9:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This wasn't supposed to be a learning experience for me silly. I already know. This was meant for YOU to learn. It's a shame that not only did YOU not learn anything, you didn't even realize that you were supposed to learn something..
#2386 Feb 26 2012 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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The real shame is that you learned absolutely nothing.


This wasn't supposed to be a learning experience for me silly. I already know. This was meant for YOU to learn. It's a shame that not only did YOU not learn anything, you didn't even realize that you were supposed to learn something..
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That's just sad, even by your standards.
#2387 Feb 26 2012 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, we all learned something in here: A glimpse as to how much further your stupidity actually goes.
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#2388 Feb 26 2012 at 11:23 AM Rating: Default
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Oh, we all learned something in here: A glimpse as to how much further your stupidity actually goes.


Given that a similar statement is always said in every thread, the fact that you haven't "learned" that by now, only makes you seem less than smart.
#2389 Feb 26 2012 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Oh, we all learned something in here: A glimpse as to how much further your stupidity actually goes.


Given that a similar statement is always said in every thread, the fact that you haven't "learned" that by now, only makes you seem less than smart.

Or you sink to new lows in every thread.

From now on we'll stop giving you the benefit of the doubt and simply assume the worst.
#2390 Feb 26 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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You can't, I mean you can assume a 'worst case response' but then he'll go on, merrily cruising in under you already abysmally low standards. Everything you expect that a person, even a dumb person, should be able to understand, seems foggy and indistinct to his stunning intellect. I use that term loosely, obviously.
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#2391 Feb 28 2012 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Try "stunned intellect".
#2392 Feb 28 2012 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm voting "stunted intellect."
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#2393 Feb 28 2012 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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But I'm using mine in the most literal sense, in that it's been hit so hard it doesn't work at all.
#2394 Feb 29 2012 at 12:49 PM Rating: Default
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Soooo what are you trying to say?
#2395 Feb 29 2012 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:
Soooo what are you trying to say?
It could have been lead paint, or perhaps too much mercury-laden seafood. Maybe it was simply a fumble and you landed on your head. It hard to say really.
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#2396 Feb 29 2012 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Wow, he's too stupid to insult.
#2397Almalieque, Posted: Feb 29 2012 at 10:35 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wouldn't that make others even more stupiderer for insulting me?
#2398 Feb 29 2012 at 10:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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Wow, he's too stupid to insult.


Wouldn't that make others even more stupiderer for insulting me?


Only someone as almalieque as you would come to that conclusion.
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#2399 Mar 01 2012 at 12:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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Wow, he's too stupid to insult.


Wouldn't that make others even more stupiderer for insulting me?
That's true for talking at you in general, though
#2400 Mar 01 2012 at 8:26 PM Rating: Default
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Almalieque wrote:
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Wow, he's too stupid to insult.


Wouldn't that make others even more stupiderer for insulting me?


Only someone as almalieque as you would come to that conclusion.


So, wouldn't that make it automatically logical?

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SillyXSara wrote:
Wow, he's too stupid to insult.


Wouldn't that make others even more stupiderer for insulting me?
That's true for talking at you in general, though


So, by that response, you're claiming to be stupid? Smiley: dubious
#2401 Mar 01 2012 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: ducttape

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