i saw this on another server and they had some really good ones.
i know ive seen some funny bazaar notes and i wish i could remember them all.
ill start off with a couple i remember
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"like what ya see sailor?"
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"i buy foods. so i can farm more. so i can make more gil. so i can buy more foods"
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ill remember some more later and post them.
anyway if you know a funny one, post it
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Seen on Velociraptor in Southern Sand'Oria (Tarutaru)
have you discovered your inner dinosaur?
or something to that extent, I thought it was cute ^_^
have you discovered your inner dinosaur?
or something to that extent, I thought it was cute ^_^
One of my friends sold his account, at a lan a few days prior to this I had changed his search comment to:
Will have catsex, only 10,000G /tell
©Gryffes 2004
The guy who the account was sold to didn't change the comment for several months and is still a variant of that today although I believe my name is no longer there ; ;
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Will have catsex, only 10,000G /tell
©Gryffes 2004
The guy who the account was sold to didn't change the comment for several months and is still a variant of that today although I believe my name is no longer there ; ;
This one is kind of a different one...
while looking around the Lower Jeuno bazaar bot area *we all know where I'm talking about* I saw one of the "Zooe" team there, and examined her.
In her bazaar comment was the symbol for Dark Resist. How she put it in there, I have NO idea lol. It wasn't like {Dark Resist} but that little black circle symbol you'd see on a piece of armor or weapon, or in your elemental resist list.
while looking around the Lower Jeuno bazaar bot area *we all know where I'm talking about* I saw one of the "Zooe" team there, and examined her.
In her bazaar comment was the symbol for Dark Resist. How she put it in there, I have NO idea lol. It wasn't like {Dark Resist} but that little black circle symbol you'd see on a piece of armor or weapon, or in your elemental resist list.
i saw this on leviathan servers thread and had to post it.
a mule at the sky zone selling oils on thier server has:
"just think of all the fun we could have with this oil"
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another post from thier server is:
"a subjob is like sex, people will laugh at you if you dont have it at 20"
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"guns dont kill people, kids who play video games kill people"
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also from thier server thread:
"how am i tanking? call 1-800-the-tank"
"hows my casting? call 1-800-the-taru"
the subjob one really cracks me up
a mule at the sky zone selling oils on thier server has:
"just think of all the fun we could have with this oil"
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another post from thier server is:
"a subjob is like sex, people will laugh at you if you dont have it at 20"
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"guns dont kill people, kids who play video games kill people"
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also from thier server thread:
"how am i tanking? call 1-800-the-tank"
"hows my casting? call 1-800-the-taru"
the subjob one really cracks me up
I like my mule's, if I'm allowed to add my own bazzar comment.
I down a poison potion and lay dead in the middle of windy woods, where that npc paces back and forth so she can walk all over my body. The note just says:
Master beats me unconcious and
leaves me here if no one buys.
{help me out!}
I down a poison potion and lay dead in the middle of windy woods, where that npc paces back and forth so she can walk all over my body. The note just says:
Master beats me unconcious and
leaves me here if no one buys.
{help me out!}
Xavier, isn't your mule Mithramarkt or something like that ^^- ?
Mithrakmart, yes. I see you've seen my carcass laying around lol!
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"a subjob is like sex, people will laugh at you if you dont have it at 20"
I like that one.
Haha, this is an interesting thread. I'm having fun reading other people's bazaar comments =:D.
A personal favorite of mine belongs to my taru DRK friend Hitokiribatousi. As far as I know I think its a quote from the movie Scarface and it reads:
"You need people like me so you can point your ******* fingers and say 'That's the bad guy.'"
That damn comment made me fall out of my chair laughing, probably because Hito can be so badass at times, and the quote really suits him XD.
A personal favorite of mine belongs to my taru DRK friend Hitokiribatousi. As far as I know I think its a quote from the movie Scarface and it reads:
"You need people like me so you can point your ******* fingers and say 'That's the bad guy.'"
That damn comment made me fall out of my chair laughing, probably because Hito can be so badass at times, and the quote really suits him XD.
Yea too bad someone reported me to a GM for it lmfao oh well I think I'll put it back now it's been about a month. What can they do? Sue me?
My personal favorite was the character with his bazaar up, everything completely overpriced and a bazaar comment that read...
"Make me an offer. No reasonable price refused."
What got me was the fact that he'd been afk for a number of hours. No reasonable offer refused? Ha! How about, No reasonable offer heard?
"Make me an offer. No reasonable price refused."
What got me was the fact that he'd been afk for a number of hours. No reasonable offer refused? Ha! How about, No reasonable offer heard?
I can't remember my bazaar comment, but I assure you it was hilarious.
Crap, the one time I haven't remembered any of the funny Bazaar messages, quite a few good ones out there though...just can't think of any >.<
I've seen some good ones, but the one that stick out in my mind is ... MINE! (I'm forum jumping from Phoenix)
_______t(^.^t) (no __ lines, of course. It is centered)
You see it? Yeah, it's for you.
My previous one was:
Tarutarus unite! We must stay frim, erect, and throbbing in our Conquest of FFXI! TARU POWER!
And on my 3rd line, it is always VIVA LA REVOLOUTION
I listen to "The Adicts" too much, oh well!
Sorry I can't remember any other ones, but eh.
_______t(^.^t) (no __ lines, of course. It is centered)
You see it? Yeah, it's for you.
My previous one was:
Tarutarus unite! We must stay frim, erect, and throbbing in our Conquest of FFXI! TARU POWER!
And on my 3rd line, it is always VIVA LA REVOLOUTION
I listen to "The Adicts" too much, oh well!
Sorry I can't remember any other ones, but eh.
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OK I'm jumping servers but I have 2 that I cycle thru that I've been told are good.
"A German-made chainsaw reads, "WARNING" Do not operate with feet or genitals!"
"The outside of a packet of peanuts reads, Directions. Open package. Eat nuts. Now, when did people need directions on how to eat?"
The sad part is, both of these are completely true.
"A German-made chainsaw reads, "WARNING" Do not operate with feet or genitals!"
"The outside of a packet of peanuts reads, Directions. Open package. Eat nuts. Now, when did people need directions on how to eat?"
The sad part is, both of these are completely true.
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Yea too bad someone reported me to a GM for it lmfao oh well I think I'll put it back now it's been about a month. What can they do? Sue me?
i guess they can call gm and point their finger at you and say "thats the ******* bad guy"
saw this in la theine once. dont' remember the guy's name though.
I have plans. Lower Jeuno Hat Shop
Steal Hat. Place in Trousers
Run away!
I have plans. Lower Jeuno Hat Shop
Steal Hat. Place in Trousers
Run away!
i saw mehi's bazaar today and thought it worthy to be mentioned.
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B(.)(.)Bies
B(.)(.)Bies!!!
(.)y(.)
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i think he might be hitting puberty... anyway it was funny to see mehi, the perve taru's bazaar message.
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B(.)(.)Bies
B(.)(.)Bies!!!
(.)y(.)
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i think he might be hitting puberty... anyway it was funny to see mehi, the perve taru's bazaar message.
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was in party once seen something like the credit card commercial goes like this.
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musketeer gun +1 110k.
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stacks of silver bullets 15k.
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shooting a goblin in the face with slug shot priceless.
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that i thought was pretty funny lol.
Zanon 61 drk 61 mnk all jobs 40-and down
The Reaper is always one step ahead!
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musketeer gun +1 110k.
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stacks of silver bullets 15k.
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shooting a goblin in the face with slug shot priceless.
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that i thought was pretty funny lol.
Zanon 61 drk 61 mnk all jobs 40-and down
The Reaper is always one step ahead!
Mine says:
("F" Egg)("U" Egg)("C" Egg)("K" Egg)
("U" Egg)
("T" Egg)("E" Egg)("E" Egg)("T" Egg)("S" Egg)
Teets is my best friend ever <3
("F" Egg)("U" Egg)("C" Egg)("K" Egg)
("U" Egg)
("T" Egg)("E" Egg)("E" Egg)("T" Egg)("S" Egg)
Teets is my best friend ever <3
I like mine;
"Nothing to fear but fear itself."
And
"Mithra, Vandiels Lesbians"
Btw my Main char name is Fear.
"Nothing to fear but fear itself."
And
"Mithra, Vandiels Lesbians"
Btw my Main char name is Fear.
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Can't remember where I read these, but I thought they were rather funny...
'Some people's bazaar comments are rather clever. Mine is not'
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'Girls, remember my name... You might be screaming it later.'
'Some people's bazaar comments are rather clever. Mine is not'
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'Girls, remember my name... You might be screaming it later.'
Niji wrote:
Quote:
"a subjob is like sex, people will laugh at you if you dont have it at 20"
I like that one.
Yo that is funny. I think my old one was good.
"If your from the same land as your fellow man can you or he say who is better than the other?"
That's some ghetto philosophy right there people.
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