I will start. My friends and I were helping with a coffer key run in Eldieme Necropolis. We had a Mithra Black Mage helping us who responded to our shout in Jeuno. None of us knew her. While waiting for an alliance member to come back from being AFK, BLM MTs this:
But I must say, my husband put my strong *** p?ssy to the test on that last little vac we just took!
Those were her exact words (except for the question mark, should be a U.) God only knows who that was intended for, but we laughed like crazy for several minutes! She blamed it on the rum and coke she had earlier.
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