You might be a NOOB if......Follow

You might be a NOOB if.....

* You start doing Emotes at your Job/School.

* You start Panicing like a Taru.

* When you fall asleep you get someone to hit you hard and fall face first onto the floor.

* You call a GM on a Supposed bot in your Work place/Classroom.

* You propose to your wife (IRL) With an Astral Ring made of Large Macoroni.

* You go to WAL-MART and try to buy some Water Crystals for Orange juice.

* When the Clerk at WAL-MART tells you to go to Aisle 3, and you say "The AH is overpriced, i prefer to make it myself".

* You Pay 500$ for a Steamed Crab, at the local Red Lobster.

* When you go camping and try to prevent from getting aggroed by a Forest Tiger.

* While still on your Camping trip a Bear Attacks your Friend, and you try to voke it off.

* When the Bear finally Starts to attack you,you try to pop off invincible.

* When you Bring the FFXI Zilart Soundrack and listen to the Robao Music while on a Fishing Trip.

* You Throw Random Rusty Objects into the body of water, just so you can catch it again.

* Knock Yourself out, so you can get Tractored through Gates that wont open by themselves.

* Tie a knife to your dog so he looks like a Dancing Weapon.

* Put two long Halloween Vampire Fangs on your Maine Coone(BIG CAT)so it looks like a Sabertooth Tiger.

* Try to cast Erase on yourself when you have the Flu.
* Get thrown in Jail for killing a Condor,Just because that Tabar Beak Beat you up that one time.

* Attack the Endangered Large Turtoise because you wanted it to drop a Sipar.

* Attempt Suicide just to see hall of the Gods.

* You start killing all the rabbits around your house, hoping one drops a Rabbit Charm.

* You start to call Police 'GMs'

* You look at the world and wonder why France hasnt been ThunderIVed to death.

* You are paranoid about Orcs, Yagudo, or Quadavs invading your hometown.

* You clasify everyone you see into one of the five races.

* You get hit in the head and fall over. When somebody helps you up, you go "sh*t! I de-leveled."

* You take hours doing homework because you can only use your "Critical Thinking" job ability once every 15 minutes.

* Go to the store and buy Powdered Sugar, and Olive Oil, just to have Sneak and Invisible.

* Go attack some old guy in a Blue shirt, just so you can get to lvl 75.

* Start Categorizing people into Too Weak, Easy Prey, DC, EM,T,VT,IT
* Fall asleep in class, and blame it on the girl in front of you...Mandy.

* Get into a Street Fight, and try to use Mijin Gakure.

* Walk in front of a Furosious animal, thinking you Used Tonko:Ichi, and just when it sees you you realize, im not playing FFXI anymore..........Ouch.

* While fishing on the boat, you somehow pull up an Octupus, you run around like a Jackass,and shout "SEA HORROR!!!"

* After Being Thrown off the boat for Suffocating the last Remaining "Yellow Octupus" you find your self on an Deserted Island.

* You Travel to the top of the Large Volcano, and scream, "COME ON IFRIT YOU BIG ORANGE ******!!!!!"

* When you visit a zoo and you see a 'dhalmel' instead of a camel

* Instead of referring to people as humans, you start saying humes

* Going back to your 'mog house' and not being able to find your moogle

* Telling somone you are going out to get your mail from the 'delivery box'

* Calling your car/bike/etc... a chocobo

* When you make vacation preparations of going to the beach but instead you call it the Dunes

* It's night time and you start running to a safe place in case the banshees, bogys and skellies come out and aggro you (if you are at the beach - you warn others to be careful cos the Bogys are out, if you are in camping by a lake - you tell them to move cos the banshees spawn here at night)

* You are being chased by a dog or whatever and you tell yourself that you will be safe once you zone

* Telling someone you are packing your 'gobbiebag'

* Instead of getting screwed over....you say you have been screwdriver(ed)

I agree with Andy, this isn't really "You night be a noob if." But yes it is funny.

zOMG!

Kill it with fire!

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Once again, that doesn't work here.

...you are driving home from the store at dusk, see fog rising in the field nearby and think, "Sweet! I can hunt bombs!"

<true story> ><;;

You might be a NOOB if.....

you say "lol" instead of laughing....

lol i've actually done that.

1)you got to a party and bring your sword
2)you pass a cop and hope he doesnt aggro you
3)you run in traffic and hope a car aggros you so you can deathwarp home
4)you pay your school lunch w/ "gil"
5)you use sneak/invis to go into the girls locker room
6)you go to a party and ask where the whm is
7)you get pissed at a resturant b/c they dont sell dhalmel steaks or meat mithkabobs
8)you think ur football coach is a galka...a big scary dude that u dont wanna mess w/ or youll be running 2 hrs after practice ; ;
9)your gf starts looking like a mithra
10)you and your friends are talking and u start talkin about FFXI and they dont know what the hell ur talking about
11)while ur sleeping u scream CURE CAN I HAVE IT?!?!
12)while ur driving u see a sheep and scream ZONE!
13)you mistake your pet as a chocobo
14)you get arrested in a public area for examining everybody(guilty)
15)you go to a crowded area and shout Teleport-Dem Can I have it? pay500!
16)when you see garden gnomes you think theyre tarutarus(guilty)
17)give ur gf a diamond ring to increase her int



thats all i can think of atm..well yea i guess theyre pretty good

*You instinctually use the prefixes /s /l /sh /p in all your IM programs.

*When you chat using an IM program, you instinctually use the escape key to clear the text that you didn't want to type, only to close the entire window.

... if you're me. 'nuff said.