Right up front, I'm going to say this. KEEP YOUR BITTER-A[/b]SS BULLSH[b]IT OUT OF MY GODDAMNED THREAD. Now for the happy fun time!
The Valentine's Day event is going to be slightly different from the Christmas one. I'm not going to be running anything Secret Santa-esque. There do still get to be secrets, though! This time around, you get to secretly tell me, Eleusynia, and our Valentine's Army who you want a special Valentine to be sent to, and we will dispatch adorable Tarutarus or hot hot Elvaans to deliver your gift and a special message of your choice.
Available services are:
-A simple delivery of a gift and a Valentine's Day message.
-A singing telegram with as many bards as we can scrape up at any given time, with or without a gift.
-My personal favorite, SUBLIGAR STRIP-O-GRAM! Dancer's number, race and gender of your selection, but c'mon, Elvaan guys. C'mooon.
If you want in on the fun happy goodness, please send a PM or a tell to myself or Eleusynia letting us know the object of the fun, the type of "telegram" you want us to send, and when and where we're likely to find the victim. Send any gifts you want your Valentine to receive to Cupidslilhelper once you have your order in, and we'll be there taking screenshots of the ensuing madness. ^^