unfortunatley, this is just a tribute.
once, long ago, on a long forgotten UBB message board for a marginal (at best) electronic zine, there was a thread known only as "Erase this Topic". it was an epic thread of stupidity and constant subject hijacking.
it easily spanned 70 pages (of 40 posts each) in the course of its tenure, and hemmoraged the browsers of many unwary lookers-on.
yet this, dear friends, is but a tribute. it is not, in fact, the Greatest Thread in the World.
commence topic hijack in 3... 2... 1!!!one1
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(Reminds me "Tribute" from Tenacious D ... How strange, isn't it ? :p)
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4 An amazing place...
Speaking of Tenacious D, I swear to god Jack Black is really hot and I don't know why. It's the weirdest thing. Anyone else think that? :X
edit: shush tset this is fun
Edited, Wed Jan 26 09:09:27 2005 by Byaina
edit: shush tset this is fun
Edited, Wed Jan 26 09:09:27 2005 by Byaina
God, you know you've got ADD when you come into this topic to post some witty retort, but end up thinking about McDonald's.
never mind, not even worth it have fun.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 10:16:10 2005 by TseTsuo
Edited, Wed Jan 26 10:16:10 2005 by TseTsuo
Alauce wrote:
God, you know you've got ADD when you come into this topic to post some witty retort, but end up thinking about McDonald's.
Really? Usually my problem is that I go to McDonald's to get food, but end up firing off witty comments and getting kicked out.
I wish I knew why everyone but the OP got rated down.
Hey speaking of McDonald's and ratings... uh... SPORK! I got nothin'.
edit: also tset for the record i wasn't trying to be mean i still love you <3 this thread is now about edits
Edited, Wed Jan 26 10:56:37 2005 by Byaina
Hey speaking of McDonald's and ratings... uh... SPORK! I got nothin'.
edit: also tset for the record i wasn't trying to be mean i still love you <3 this thread is now about edits
Edited, Wed Jan 26 10:56:37 2005 by Byaina
I was always more partial to foon's.
no way dude. SPORK.
SPORK is the utensil of justice and democracy and light.
FOON is the tool of the crude, of the unjust, and of the fascist elite that would rule the earth in the interest of short-term profit.
we must not allow the FOON to continue unabated. we cannot.
SPORK is the utensil of justice and democracy and light.
FOON is the tool of the crude, of the unjust, and of the fascist elite that would rule the earth in the interest of short-term profit.
we must not allow the FOON to continue unabated. we cannot.
Give me pocky.
Hey you know what pocky reminds me of? Those awesome candy cigarettes I would devour by the ton when I was a kid. You'd think that would have made me a smoker.
Byaina the Tulip wrote:
Hey you know what pocky reminds me of? Those awesome candy cigarettes I would devour by the ton when I was a kid. You'd think that would have made me a smoker.
I think they did make me a smoker.
Those things were good, though. ^^
... pocky...
it is 8:45 PST and i am going to sleep for a while.
in other news, i'm now officially a windurstan hume male. gonna be soloing thief for the next few sessions (to a max of lvl 15 probably) in one of the sarutabarutas (closest to AH. the one with the cliff that people fish from) if anybody wants to come by and /poke me in the head.
oh. and thank you very much for the WP. you know who you are.
in other news, i'm now officially a windurstan hume male. gonna be soloing thief for the next few sessions (to a max of lvl 15 probably) in one of the sarutabarutas (closest to AH. the one with the cliff that people fish from) if anybody wants to come by and /poke me in the head.
oh. and thank you very much for the WP. you know who you are.
stegan wrote:
it is 8:45 PST and i am going to sleep for a while.
in other news, i'm now officially a windurstan hume male. gonna be soloing thief for the next few sessions (to a max of lvl 15 probably) in one of the sarutabarutas (closest to AH. the one with the cliff that people fish from) if anybody wants to come by and /poke me in the head.
oh. and thank you very much for the WP. you know who you are.
in other news, i'm now officially a windurstan hume male. gonna be soloing thief for the next few sessions (to a max of lvl 15 probably) in one of the sarutabarutas (closest to AH. the one with the cliff that people fish from) if anybody wants to come by and /poke me in the head.
oh. and thank you very much for the WP. you know who you are.
I'll ask Zylle to poke you in the head on my behalf. She never leaves Windurst.
I do too! Honestly. Logged out in Kazham last night. And my HP is set in - gasp! - Bastok right now. >.>
But I'm going back to level SMN today, so I'll keep an eye out. ^^
So. Who wants to give me a dollar? Or shovel my snow? Or make me a sandwich?
Edited, Wed Jan 26 12:15:11 2005 by Zylle
But I'm going back to level SMN today, so I'll keep an eye out. ^^
So. Who wants to give me a dollar? Or shovel my snow? Or make me a sandwich?
Edited, Wed Jan 26 12:15:11 2005 by Zylle
Speaking of giving girls dollars, there's a lot of "gentleman's clubs" here in Richmond that have nothing to do with gentlemen. :( They're scary.
{I'm interested.}
One thing's for sure, I've never been accused of being a gentleman.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 18:12:21 2005 by Xanoxonax
One thing's for sure, I've never been accused of being a gentleman.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 18:12:21 2005 by Xanoxonax
I'm hungry and chipotle isn't open yet.
;_;
Gentlemans clubs... tehehe.
Bewbs.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 13:23:10 2005 by KamakazeKat
;_;
Gentlemans clubs... tehehe.
Bewbs.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 13:23:10 2005 by KamakazeKat
Lady Zylle wrote:
So. Who wants to give me a dollar? Or shovel my snow? Or make me a sandwich?
For pocky.
Byaina the Tulip wrote:
Speaking of giving girls dollars, there's a lot of "gentleman's clubs" here in Richmond that have nothing to do with gentlemen.
Yeah most of them suck. There's one in Detroit I've been to once or twice that's pretty decent.
There's a weird sense of dignity a good "Gentlemen's Club" has that evokes something entirely other in its patrons, a strange mixing of lust and caring.
There's a magic there, which makes a guy feel special and cared for for a short period of time. And when it's over, the girl gives you a kiss on the cheek, and you go back out into the world.
It's almost... holy.
Strange ranting by Nata aside, yes, most strip joints are sleazy horrid places of sweat and lust, with no dignity. Where a woman isn't something of beauty but simply a tool to be tossed aside when used up.
I've served as Pocky dealer before. Totally not averse to doing it again. Asian market near my house = win.
And that's it, Xano, I'm accusing you of being a gentleman. Right now. =P
And that's it, Xano, I'm accusing you of being a gentleman. Right now. =P
/blush shucks. Now I'm a gentleman. In that case, I want the Men's Pocky. =P
You know when you go to the zoo, and you go into the monkey house, and all the chimps are bouncing up and down and hooting and throwing poo?
Well, in advanced society we like to call that the Apartment Building.
Imagine the deranged ****** of a sociopathic, cocaine-and-helium-huffing elf on the verge of destroying the world with some large, shiny, exploding device. Well, some guy stood around outside my window for three hours today doing that.
Now I know why the screens are permanant, and this is to discourage the impulsive full-body foot-first straight-legged window leap onto the heads of offensive nutjobs.
:D oh god I feel better
Well, in advanced society we like to call that the Apartment Building.
Imagine the deranged ****** of a sociopathic, cocaine-and-helium-huffing elf on the verge of destroying the world with some large, shiny, exploding device. Well, some guy stood around outside my window for three hours today doing that.
Now I know why the screens are permanant, and this is to discourage the impulsive full-body foot-first straight-legged window leap onto the heads of offensive nutjobs.
:D oh god I feel better
I need an adult! I need an adult!
--Arondight, Bismarck
--Arondight, Bismarck
Nothing that is so, is so.
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sagashe wrote:
I need an adult! I need an adult!
--Arondight, Bismarck
--Arondight, Bismarck
I've served as adult dealer before. Totally not averse to doing it again. Adult market near my house = win.
::perks up:: Adult dealer eh? In that case I'd like to place an order for a gorgeous guy, not much taller than me, who's REALLY good in the sack, and please he has to live NEAR ME and not drive a Trans Am.
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