Well, my 2nd time grouping with the Notoriously Bad Player Beatdown happened last night.
Today I feel compelled to tell everyone about it, although the party never got out of Jeuno.
As a MNK, I don’t exactly get a lot of invites, but having Leeluu as a static partner (WHM if you didn’t know) helps a lot. About two weeks earlier, I had joined a party with Beatdown, a level 68 PLD at the time. Leeluu had told me the RDM seeking refused to group with Beatdown, I should have seen it coming.
Before starting a party, I will always know my destination, the level range of my party, and what mobs I want to fight. This way, I can pick the correct level of jobs to maximize EXP, and I can pick the proper melee for the most effective Skillchain.
Well, 68 levels into the game, Beatdown doesn’t have a clue. I asked him to invite another MNK so we could party in Gustav Tunnel, and he did. But then, instead of waiting for more than 5 minutes for a RDM to show up, he grabs another BLM. So it is PLD, MNK, MNK, WHM, BLM, BLM. No refresh takes what was a good party into a 3K an hour sh[/b]it pick up party. [b]Beatdown couldn’t hold hate, couldn’t manage to hit Red lotus Blade to start the level 3 light Skillchain, didn’t have refresh so only had TP for the Skillchain once every 3 fights max, and the party disbanned in about an hour anyway.
Did I learn my lesson, apparently not because last night Leeluu tells me Beatdown wants to form a group.
So I get the invite from Beatdown, who is now a level 70 PLD, and of course he doesn’t have a CLUE where he intends to go to EXP. I’m 68 about 400 TNL (Yea, I deleveled) so the party would have been 69-70, a perfect level gap.
Beatdown invites a 70DRK, but was too stupid to check his TNL, apparently the DRK had deleveled also. So within a fight or two, the level range would be 69-71. This is acceptable, a 3 level gap is fine if you cant make a 2 level gap PT. Then he invites a 68 BLM. So now the party range is 68-71, not worth the effort.
So, I stick it out a little, he still doesn’t even know where were going to party (Which if you ever make a party, please have a friggin clue how to lead it) and we debate and decide on Bibiki Bay.
Now we have the correct jobs for a group, minus one refresh/debuffer, and instead of waiting, he wants to pick up another Melee. He asked the opinion of the group and I replied that without a refresher, we’ll make 2K an hour EXP especially with this level gap. The BLM agrees with me saying “Without refresh, we’ll have more down time.”
Something you would think would be obvious to a 70PLD.
About a minute later, Beatdown writes something like this in party chat;
Sorry im pissed the MNK who only got an invite because of the WHM who wont aprty without him is questioning my party. {Disbanning Party}
And he disbanns.
I was actually happy at this point, but then I get a tell.
U r lucky WHM is friend you never get pt.
Or something like that.
To which I reply.
First; your grammar is so bad, I couldn’t actually understand that insult.
2nd; the party configuration you had built would hardly yield 2K an hour, something I’d expect out of Valkurm Dunes.
It’s amazing to me, someone 70 levels into the game could hold no concept of how to form a group.
To which he replies.
“You know what STFU.”
(Note, he probably used no periods or commas, but I have a hard time writing without punctuation, even if I wish to impersonate the grammatically impaired)
I soon got another invite, we go to Bibiki Bay, I picked up 5K exp in 2 hours. Not the fault of the party leader this time, but because of the level range, and lack of mobs to pull in Bibiki Bay.
So, in conclusion, I have 2 things to say. If you want to be a party leader, understand the fundamentals of party dynamics. If you need some help, read this Want to build a party? or you will end up a level 70 nOOb (I hate that word, and literally almost never use it, although it suits this idiot perfectly)
And if you are looking for a pick up party, don’t group with Beatdown if you wanty more than 2K EXP an hour, if you want to form a level 3 Skillchain, or if you prefer your PLD to hold agro. It is much more frustration than it is worth. The guy/kid is the most imbecilic individual I’ve met to this date, and the fact he is level 70 just means the whole server is in danger.
Thank you, and good luck on your adventures.
Edited, Fri Jan 21 10:52:54 2005 by SingBismark