This is a story not told by any other
about a small little taru and his older brother
a story of how they braved there first fight
and how they were known as the "Tarus of Might!"
The story began on a clear windy day
and they had gone into sarutabaruta to play
they ran in the grass, they rolled down the hills
they fed the pugs with the sparkly gills
the sun was setting, the yags took camp
and the little tarus where stuck with no lamp
it began to grow colder, the clouds filled the sky
and the little tarus cried, so sure they would die
They wandered around, searching for windy
but they somehow ended up at tahrongi
with no one around, they were in plain sight
for anything that lurked in the night
But they heard something coming, that sounded so sweet
the running of chocobo feet
So they ran around the corner and what did they see
a train of yagudo that seemed to use flee
They screamed and yelled and ran the other way
but it was no use they couldnt get away
the older brother was tired of running
so he decided to do somthing cunning
he invised his brother and hid him near the ground
hoping that he would never be found
So he looked down the path and prepared for the worst
and hoped maybe the yagudo were cursed
And so they came, all in a group
looking to make some tarutaru soup
but what the taru did next, left the yagudo outta breath
when the taru spammed the "Tarutaru Shin kick of death!"
One by one the yagudo feel down
and one them shouted "Notorious Taru found!"
after awhile the yagudo were gone
and the taru was shocked at what he'd done
he grabbed his brother and thanked his lucky star
when he heard the sound of clapping from afar
they looked up the hill and smiled in joy
a army of taru that were just deployed
They cheered and yelled and held them up high
and the tarus were happy that they did not die
the made it back home and were happy as hell
that they had there first fight and made it back to tell
So that is the story and now it must end
but never mess with a taru, or get kicked in the shin
Edited, Wed Jan 19 22:25:47 2005 by Zeeromus