Unfortunately, I got to the point when I had to get the dead chicken from the live one... and then IT happened...
First, the lights in my apartment went out. I couldn't even see my hands in front of my own face.
As I sat there, wondering if I had payed my electric bills, or whether I had just mailed them another blank envelope again, I heard a noise outside my window.
I went to check out what I heard, but when I moved, I stumbled over the chicken who began cuck-ooing like it had downed a gallon of crack. At that moment, 10 ASPCA agents stormed my apartment and held me down at stun gunpoint.
ASPCA Person1: "You're under arrest for the attempted sacrifice of a poor defenseless chicken!"
Me: "Huh? It's not what you think! I just need a coffer key!"
ASPCA Peson2: "Yea, thats what they ALL say... cuff em fellas."
I was outnumbered, and I knew that I had no chance against 10 ASPCA agents, so I let them take me away ; ;.
Moral of the story: Exactly... o_o?
My brain works oddly at 5 am and no sleep =:D. Time to watch that numanuma flash clip again >_>.