Ran across this and nearly choked and died on my midnight snack from laughing so hard.
So I thought I'd bring the concept here.
Alternate, abrupt endings for your favorite Final Fantasy games.
SPOILERS POSSIBLE
Final Fantasy VI
When Terra falls through a weakened floor in the Narshe Mines while fleeing the town guards, she lands headfirst on Mog, killing both. Locke arrives later, shrugs, and walks away whistling.
Final Fantasy VII
In President Shinra's office, after a Sephiroth clone has run the President through.
Heidigger: They say no one but Sephiroth is strong enough to wield that sword.
Cloud: Oh bullsh[/b]it. Here, watch.
Cloud walks up, yanks the sword out, loses his grip and balance, and manages to decapitate himself.
Barret: Hell, I can do better than that...
Final Fantasy Tactics
While Ramza Beoulve and Gafgarion are engaged with the troops trying to kidnap the princess, Delita sneaks into the back of Orbonne Monestary. At this precise instant, the monestary is struck by lightning, instantly burning to the ground.
Final Fantasy IX
While the airship is trying to get through the closing gate to escape the Black Waltz.
Zidane: We can make it! We're gonna make it!
Obviously, they don't make it.
-OR-
When Garnet as a child is escaping the ruin of the town of summoners (the name of which I don't recall) in a cheap little rowboat on the ocean in a [b]huge storm, physics actually plays a factor and they drown.
Final Fantasy X
While Tidus is hanging from a piece of broken pavement in front of Auron in Zanarkand, with Sin directly overhead.
Auron: *looking at Sin* You are sure?
Auron looks down and reaches for Tidus and sees his broken body 40 stories below.
And finally
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Whoever's idea this was dies of a fatal heartattack and while simultaneously being devoured by geckos before even thinking of creating it.
Well, I'd settle for just the geckos I suppose.