Hey folks. Anyone who saw the Hotel Sandoria thread here saw that Hiptaruu and I wrote Hotel Sandoria, a parody of the Eagle's Hotel California. Now, I've been wanting to do one for each city, and I decided Windurst was next.
Basing it off of the song Black Sabbath by, well, Black Sabbath, here it is. (Note: I'm not a musician like Hip, so this one lacks his golden touch.)
What is this that stands before me?
Figure that barely reaches my knee
Tarutaru the name, for that small runt
Watch your step or trip over one
Oh nooo!
Purring people with ears like cats
Tails swirling off their backs.
Mithran women standing around,
Protecting the Tarus in this decimated ground
Can this be for real, or am I crazy?
Is this for real, my friend?
The bestman war they too helped end?
Peering at this stranger, they all grin
Windurst I have found myself in.
A strange area, this city.