Hey, my friend Szandor mentioned this in a diffrent thread, so i thought i would share the masterpiece that he has created.
Its Hotel California turned into a Final Fantasy Classic named
Hotel Sandoria
Hotel Sandoria ~ Szandor
On a dark forest highway
Cool steel in my hand
Warm smell of flowers
Rising up through the land
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My helmet grew heavy, and my sword grew dull
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the festivel bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a lantern
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Sandoria
Such a funky place
Such a funky place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Sandoria
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Her mind is definitely twisted
She's got some poisoned arrows
She's got a lot of pretty, little kids
That she calls Taru's
How they dance in the forest
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Moogle
Please bring me a Scroll of Leviathian
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since oh, 869
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Sandoria
Such a funky Place
Such a funky Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Sandoria
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just adventurers here
Of our own device
And in the burning circle.
They gathered for the fight
They stab it with their mythril knives
Before the dragon kills their White.
Last thing I remember
I was running for the zone
I had to find the passage back to the point I call home
Relax said the chocobo breeder
We are ready for your gil
You can log off any time you like
But you'll come back still.