To me Christmas can be summarized in two words: PHAT LEWTS!! Thats right boys and girls, its all about the "bling bling" for me. If I'm not swimming around in tons of presents come Christmas day, I aint happy. And if I aint happy, no one is!
Ya hear that Santa?!? Thats not a threat, per se, but if you don't deliver this year I can promise you that you'll get nil Christmas spirit outta my house. And I know you feed off that Christmas spirit stuff like a demon feeds off of fear.
Thats right Claus, I've read your book! I know what angle your playing! Without the Christmas spirit you harvest every year, you can't do anything, your whole operation would fall apart. It powers your sled, keeps the elves under your control, it even keeps you alive (and fat I may add)!
I could care less what necromantic magics you dabbel in, as long as I get the goods come December 25. Keep in mind how much I know about you S.C., I'm sure the feds would love to have some of this information themselves. Think about it as you check your list fat man.
(The above was a big fat joke, of course. Yukio already said what I feel the season is about, so I went with a joke. Happy Holidays everyone!)