Entertain me please!Follow

Three mice are at a bar drinking and sharing stories of their badassness. The first mouse slams down his drink and says, "Every morning I have a nip of rat poison in my coffee to really get the blood flowing." The other two mice nod in agreement and awe. The second mouse takes his drink and says, "Oh yeah, every morning I go out, find the nearest mousetrap, steal the cheese and when the bar comes crashing down...I catch it in my teeth and do a quick twenty reps." The other two mice nod in amazed agreement. Then the third mouse swallows his shot, gets up, grabs his coat and hat and heads to the door. The other two mice look confused and shout out asking where he is going. The third mouse turns and explains as he walks through the door, "Well, I gotta go home and fu[b][/b]ck the cat..."