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Scholar
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Any got any good quotes they wanna share? Post 'em here.
Scholar
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How about: "My body is a sword, this place is a burial ground, come to me and die."
From the search comment of the WAR/BLM seeking in Qufim:
"I am a walking killing machine! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
EDIT: Judging by the rest of the posts in this thread, I fear that I misunderstood the assignment. >_<
Edited, Tue Oct 26 13:03:31 2004 by Dryhus
"I am a walking killing machine! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
EDIT: Judging by the rest of the posts in this thread, I fear that I misunderstood the assignment. >_<
Edited, Tue Oct 26 13:03:31 2004 by Dryhus
"Fighting over the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded."
the greatest happiness is
to vanquish your enemies,
to chase them before you,
to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them bathed in tears,
to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.
-ghenis khan
the best thing you can dois the right thing. the next best thing is the wrong thing. the worst you can do is nothing.
-teddy roosevelt
"when you love someone, you are giving them half of your soul, that is why you feel empty. however, when that person loves you back, they are giving half their soul to you, and that`s why you feel whole again."
-unknown
and my personal fave...
I may not go down in history but I WILL go down on your sister. ^^ I don't even know where I got that one from...
to vanquish your enemies,
to chase them before you,
to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them bathed in tears,
to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.
-ghenis khan
the best thing you can dois the right thing. the next best thing is the wrong thing. the worst you can do is nothing.
-teddy roosevelt
"when you love someone, you are giving them half of your soul, that is why you feel empty. however, when that person loves you back, they are giving half their soul to you, and that`s why you feel whole again."
-unknown
and my personal fave...
I may not go down in history but I WILL go down on your sister. ^^ I don't even know where I got that one from...
Raogrimm: One does not need to be a prophet to foresee the outcome of this battle. However, I do not fear death.
i got this off of my LS Website
they hear this while in the Dunes
Noob> Do Pugs Link Here?
LS Member> No they dont
Noob> are you sure?
LS> Yes Positive
Noob> Then why do they link when i use Stonega?
-.-
they hear this while in the Dunes
Noob> Do Pugs Link Here?
LS Member> No they dont
Noob> are you sure?
LS> Yes Positive
Noob> Then why do they link when i use Stonega?
-.-
Someone on the main forum had:
The only thing more dangerous than a BLM, is a BLM without fear of loosing XP...
My favorite in RL is from Thereau (sp?):
Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it.
The only thing more dangerous than a BLM, is a BLM without fear of loosing XP...
My favorite in RL is from Thereau (sp?):
Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it.
Scholar
21 posts
Living well is the best revenge.
Airship, the only way to travel!
Chocobo, the other white meat.
Read my sig below
Chocobo, the other white meat.
Read my sig below
"Commonsense has trampled down many a gentle genius whose eyes had delighted in a too early moonbeam of some too early truth; commonsense has back-kicked dirt at the loveliest of ***** paintings because a blue tree seemed madness to its well-meaning hoof; commonsense has prompted ugly but strong nations to crush their fair but frail neighbors the moment a gap in history offered a chance that it would have been ridiculous not to exploit."
-Nabokov, How to Read, How to Write (1980)
"I am the twentieth century. I am the ragtime and the tango; sans-serif, clean geometry. I am the virgin's-hair whip and the cunningly detailed shackles of decadent passion. I am every lonely railway station in every capital of Europe. I am the Street, the fanciless buildings of government. the cafe-dansant, the clockwork figure, the jazz saxophone, the tourist-lady's hairpiece, the fairy's rubber breasts, the travelling clock which always tells the wrong time and chimes in different keys. I am the dead palm tree, the Negro's dancing pumps, the dried fountain after tourist season. I am all the appurtenances of night."
-V. Thomas Pynchon.
-Nabokov, How to Read, How to Write (1980)
"I am the twentieth century. I am the ragtime and the tango; sans-serif, clean geometry. I am the virgin's-hair whip and the cunningly detailed shackles of decadent passion. I am every lonely railway station in every capital of Europe. I am the Street, the fanciless buildings of government. the cafe-dansant, the clockwork figure, the jazz saxophone, the tourist-lady's hairpiece, the fairy's rubber breasts, the travelling clock which always tells the wrong time and chimes in different keys. I am the dead palm tree, the Negro's dancing pumps, the dried fountain after tourist season. I am all the appurtenances of night."
-V. Thomas Pynchon.
"I'm not the Messiah, I'm not the Messiah, so.... %$@# OFF!"
- Brian
- Brian
All hail The Life of Brian. >.>
/hail!
/hail!
It's not a matter of how he grips it, its a simple matter of weight ratio--(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"Run away!"
-Arthur, King of the Britons
-Arthur, King of the Britons
Quote:
Chocobo, the other white meat.
Tarutaru, the other other white meat.
"You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take."
I'm vain.
Arianna: Damnit, I have to read Oedipus for tomorrow. ><
Me: Hey, Oedipus rocked.
Me: Goofy ************.
(For those of you unfamiliar with the story of Oedipus Rex... Oedipus was a story written by.. erm. Hipocrates, I think.. back in Greek ((Roman? One of those two.)) times. In the story, Oedipus Rex goes to see an oracle and have his life layed out for him. The oracle explains to him that he will one day kill his father and fall in love with his mother. This doesn't please Oedipus in the slightest, so he makes tracks. Along the way, he's attacked by a highwayman and his crew. In the struggle, the highwayman is killed by Oedipus. Oedipus then makes tracks to the nearest city where he finds a beautiful lady. The Queen. He falls madly in love with her, yadda. He then finds out that the man he killed on the road was her late husband. ((Dear Oed's father. Which makes the Queen....))
You get where this is going.)
I forgot the point of this post.
Arianna: Damnit, I have to read Oedipus for tomorrow. ><
Me: Hey, Oedipus rocked.
Me: Goofy ************.
(For those of you unfamiliar with the story of Oedipus Rex... Oedipus was a story written by.. erm. Hipocrates, I think.. back in Greek ((Roman? One of those two.)) times. In the story, Oedipus Rex goes to see an oracle and have his life layed out for him. The oracle explains to him that he will one day kill his father and fall in love with his mother. This doesn't please Oedipus in the slightest, so he makes tracks. Along the way, he's attacked by a highwayman and his crew. In the struggle, the highwayman is killed by Oedipus. Oedipus then makes tracks to the nearest city where he finds a beautiful lady. The Queen. He falls madly in love with her, yadda. He then finds out that the man he killed on the road was her late husband. ((Dear Oed's father. Which makes the Queen....))
You get where this is going.)
I forgot the point of this post.
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work"
-Thomas Edison
-Thomas Edison
Two quotes from Tom Baker as Doctor Who:
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots."
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots."
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."
Alauce, it was written by Sophocles, who was indeed Greek. It's one of his three plays involving Oedipus and his family, the other two being Antigone and Oedipus at Colonus.
Sophacles, that's it!
...wait.. then what did Hipocrates write?
...oh yeah. Gilgamesh. Duh. Tenth grade English class coming back to me now. ://
Anyway, thanks for the correction. That was gnawing at me every since I wrote the post.
...wait.. then what did Hipocrates write?
...oh yeah. Gilgamesh. Duh. Tenth grade English class coming back to me now. ://
Anyway, thanks for the correction. That was gnawing at me every since I wrote the post.
Some quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D
1.A 5 ounce bird can NOT carry a 1 pound coconut!
2. We are no longer the knights who say ni!, we are the knights who say:
Ickyickypookang! Therefore, you must first find us another shrubbery! Then you will cut down the strongest tree in these woods.... with a herring!
3. You don't vote for kings, you become a king by having strange ladies throw swords at you.
Some advice from Monty python and the Holy Grail:
1. Never underestimate the power of a bunny! Some have sharp, pointy teeth....
( If you havent seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you wont understand these quotes, so if you havent seen it.. GO SEE IT!)
1.A 5 ounce bird can NOT carry a 1 pound coconut!
2. We are no longer the knights who say ni!, we are the knights who say:
Ickyickypookang! Therefore, you must first find us another shrubbery! Then you will cut down the strongest tree in these woods.... with a herring!
3. You don't vote for kings, you become a king by having strange ladies throw swords at you.
Some advice from Monty python and the Holy Grail:
1. Never underestimate the power of a bunny! Some have sharp, pointy teeth....
( If you havent seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you wont understand these quotes, so if you havent seen it.. GO SEE IT!)
It was, "We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing goodem zoo owli zhiv."
I kid you not.
From the best mt I ever recieved in game. All it sais was, 'You feel good...'
hahahahhaahhaha
I kid you not.
From the best mt I ever recieved in game. All it sais was, 'You feel good...'
hahahahhaahhaha
I actually think they elect kings nowadays by having some watery tart fling a scimitar at them.
But I could be remembering it wrong. ;)
But I could be remembering it wrong. ;)
I just answered the phone at work...This is Krack, can I help you...
- Krack
- Krack
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