3 Word Story ! Keep it going !!Follow

Hey guys this is a really great idea I came across on another board earlier. It's the 3 word story.
Keep it going it's bound to get interesting
Credit to the Original Person who came up with the idea (Nooben on Cerberus Forum)
Heh heh heh I'll start it out


A TaruTaru waddled.....
Edited, Sun Oct 17 13:42:29 2004 by zandertheredmage

A TaruTaru waddled through lower jeuno and was squashed with a large *** that came from a Galka Who dated Arondight
for his gil and his enormous funny looking hat shaped like moogles eating cheese muffins.
The galka continued walking to the jeuno choco stables To visit his goblin mithkabob dealer whos name was slick the burning. Now, Slick was burning his pipeweed when bloodtear baldruf
asked for some crack to smoke while he waited for a party.
The crack was in the sky and sooooooo good! The Galka arrived
at his Moghouse and kicked his wife, a taru through the window
onto a mithra's furry long tail. The mithra started kicking her out of the street fighting tournament held that begins soon
after jaggedy-ear jack finishes his salad.

Chapter Two. In An elvaan bathroom there was a Taru Sneaking around and looking under the stalls of the bathroom until
out of nowhere someone grabbed him and raped him and then suddenly someone saw them took some pictures
to take home and show to his son for secretive ************ pleasure to kill time. Something was missing, his nuts fell..
off, and fell... into Deilvery Box. He quickly left his Galka man-wife alone at home With Arondight's mom,
Then togather they.. went shopping at the local bakery.
Taikobo ran in where they bought a dozen of San D'Oria's finest beer To give to The local bum He continued through
the stormy night without any sex so he went to the peeler's
for some skin Because Hannibal Lector had forgoten to
prepare dinner for His taru girlfriend who was so horny from watching Married with Children. And then comes...
A fat Elvaan

To be continued......


Edited, Mon Nov 1 17:49:25 2004 by zandertheredmage

with a wooden leg and arm purchased from gilfarmers who will die in a spectacular firework show accident followed by lots
of angry flytraps and screaming and with special guest cute little taru who brought scythes to harvest shiny Brought their pimps sliced thru the damn strange apperatus to make sick lace subligar +1 to wear at the galkan ball held in the the Ducal Palace where they found a buffet of spaghettie and meatballs and funguar salad In the corner a sneaky Elvaan began to cast banishaga so that he could steal the dukes throne. Now in power A Notorious Monster Named "Karma Troll" demands to eat seven virgin mithra with a passion like a peach with green fuzz that spits poison with galkan tails.
The GM's wanted all the Tarus to dance for Crystal Bass in frilly pink tutus while orcs tumbled with the Goblins thru Rolanberry Fields zoning a train of angry adventurers chasing gil farmers with Patrick Duffey (WTF Trizzoro? lol)And thier bots stepping on landmines farming along jerrys and other gilfarmers who marshalled together roaming pashow marhsland while spanking their subliged +1 asses filled with damp soggy derfland hummus that smells like newly bloomed flowers On the airship outside the Rhinostery Mosh the great looks very lost decides to go fishing for a brand new wife at the hatshop full of asshats that look like Tarutaru fecal matter covered in cheese But across town They took dumps on top of Taikobo's Pumpkin head (<== this blasphemy by Moshiii)and took pictures
of his rather stinky tweedius *** for blackmail purposes and great justice When tarutaru panics Takeoff every Zig All Your Base are full of obsolete web jokes that were funny.
Meanwhile, back at to only nerds the nerds' HQ a certain guy Mithras dancing naked with erectile disfunction certain juices leaking Onto the carpet was trying to synthesize a wooden 3 foot long

to be continued page 5...

Edited, Mon Nov 1 18:29:08 2004 by zandertheredmage

through lower jeuno


some people just sneak by that darwin theory....

with a large

from a Galka

--Arondight, Bismarck

for his gil

funny looking hat

eating cheese muffins

walking to the

To visit his

whos name was

Now, Slick was

when bloodtear baldruf

crack to smoke