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I would like to start a thread for funny macros. Please post any funny macros you use or seen here.
/shout {Help me out!} {Burn} {down} {Bastok Residential Area}! {I want experience points} {I want to make money}!
That is my favorite one to use, especially when someone starts screaming in South Sandy how crappy Sandy is.
Edited, Wed Oct 13 11:30:18 2004 by Xanoxonax
That is my favorite one to use, especially when someone starts screaming in South Sandy how crappy Sandy is.
Edited, Wed Oct 13 11:30:18 2004 by Xanoxonax
I'll start off. Just for fun I'll put the actual ability at the end of the line connected by dots. You guys could try to guess the skill/ability from the Marco quote.
Here it goes:
DRK:
<MonsterName>, picture our tank wearing a pink tutu!!!...........................................Stun
The Heads Will Roll!!!............................................................................................Guilletine
Knive goes in, Guts come out...............................................................................Souleater
********* <MonsterName>!!..........................................................................Weapon Bash
WAR:
Help!! <MonsterName> Hentai Baka!!!...................................................................Provoke
RDM:
Silly <MonsterName>!!! Buffs are for Kids..................................................................Dispel
<MonsterName> you need a Subway died!!!...........................................................Gravity
<Player Name> have a Guinness!!!.........................................................................Refresh
P.S. The Stun macro is even funnier for Galka PLDs. I had to take off the Refresh macro because I cast way too many refreshes and it disrupt the party dynamics.
Here it goes:
DRK:
<MonsterName>, picture our tank wearing a pink tutu!!!...........................................Stun
The Heads Will Roll!!!............................................................................................Guilletine
Knive goes in, Guts come out...............................................................................Souleater
********* <MonsterName>!!..........................................................................Weapon Bash
WAR:
Help!! <MonsterName> Hentai Baka!!!...................................................................Provoke
RDM:
Silly <MonsterName>!!! Buffs are for Kids..................................................................Dispel
<MonsterName> you need a Subway died!!!...........................................................Gravity
<Player Name> have a Guinness!!!.........................................................................Refresh
P.S. The Stun macro is even funnier for Galka PLDs. I had to take off the Refresh macro because I cast way too many refreshes and it disrupt the party dynamics.
Back in my day of a 30 RDM, I knew a higher level RDM that helped me get my Carbuncle's Ruby. His convert macro was priceless. Long after he quit, I still use it to honor him, 'cause he was just a fantastic RDM in every sense.
"We lose more Taru this way... (Convert)"
"We lose more Taru this way... (Convert)"
My Macro for Flash is,
/ma "Flash" <bt>
/em takes off his pants.
/wait 1
/p OMG, <bt> look at this!
I don't know if it's funny but someone always asks me why i'm constantly taking off my pants if there is another party around. Hurray for Flash!
/ma "Flash" <bt>
/em takes off his pants.
/wait 1
/p OMG, <bt> look at this!
I don't know if it's funny but someone always asks me why i'm constantly taking off my pants if there is another party around. Hurray for Flash!
I was killed in Boyahda Tree last night and a RDM raised me and his macro was something like:
You ain't done yet <Wintaru>, rise up and continue the fight! (Raise)
Thought that one was kind of cool ^^
You ain't done yet <Wintaru>, rise up and continue the fight! (Raise)
Thought that one was kind of cool ^^
One of my favorite SMN Macros from pre-20...
/ma "Carbuncle" <me>
/p Summoning (Fenrir)...
/wait 5
/p ...'s cousin, (Carbuncle).
Amazingly enough, I got quite a few "WTF?!" responses to that one from the puller first time I used it in a pt.
/ma "Carbuncle" <me>
/p Summoning (Fenrir)...
/wait 5
/p ...'s cousin, (Carbuncle).
Amazingly enough, I got quite a few "WTF?!" responses to that one from the puller first time I used it in a pt.
Reminds me Summerfest when everyone was looking for other races...
{Hume} {wife} {Can I Have it?}
{Mithra} {wife} {Can I have it?} {please} {evening} {restaurant}
{Hume} {wife} {Can I Have it?}
{Mithra} {wife} {Can I have it?} {please} {evening} {restaurant}
Linkshell member of mine named Baosroth uses this, and it's damn hilarious in coffer hunting parties, or anywhere in Garliage, Oztroja, etc.
/point motion
/wait 1
/em points at the Treasure Coffer.
So simple, yet so perfect, especially for those greedy THF's out there. >.>
/point motion
/wait 1
/em points at the Treasure Coffer.
So simple, yet so perfect, especially for those greedy THF's out there. >.>
Okay, mainly beacuse I'm a geek and like to roleplay, some of my macros are:
/s <t>, will you marry me?
/kneel motion
/em is staggered by <t>'s beauty
/stagger motion
/em professes his love for <t>
/welcome motion
For those aggravating fishbots:
/em pushes <t> in the water
I used to have this one:
/em twists up the doobage
/salute motion
It worked best when one saw it from behind. Since I am Windurstian and the salute kinda looks like you are twisting up a number.... <sad, I know>
I may have to edit this as I remember more! ^^
/s <t>, will you marry me?
/kneel motion
/em is staggered by <t>'s beauty
/stagger motion
/em professes his love for <t>
/welcome motion
For those aggravating fishbots:
/em pushes <t> in the water
I used to have this one:
/em twists up the doobage
/salute motion
It worked best when one saw it from behind. Since I am Windurstian and the salute kinda looks like you are twisting up a number.... <sad, I know>
I may have to edit this as I remember more! ^^
I like using this one
/em makes an attempt at the Happy Tarutaru dance.
/panic motion
/wait 2
/em fails.
/stagger motion
/em makes an attempt at the Happy Tarutaru dance.
/panic motion
/wait 2
/em fails.
/stagger motion
I'll do a funny one and a serious one.
For Divine Seal:
/em gathers the healing winds of Sarutabaruta.
I've used it since my first days of WHM, and I think pretty well known for it now XD
And my all time favorite, for taru's only:
Position yourself so that the person you do this to is in front of you facing to the left.
/comfort motion
/em spanks <t> on the butt.
Oh, it's so priceless.
For Divine Seal:
/em gathers the healing winds of Sarutabaruta.
I've used it since my first days of WHM, and I think pretty well known for it now XD
And my all time favorite, for taru's only:
Position yourself so that the person you do this to is in front of you facing to the left.
/comfort motion
/em spanks <t> on the butt.
Oh, it's so priceless.
Not mine:
For a white mage MP report.
Chance of winning next fight: <mpp>
For a white mage MP report.
Chance of winning next fight: <mpp>
Quote:
Not mine:
For a white mage MP report.
Chance of winning next fight: <mpp>
For a white mage MP report.
Chance of winning next fight: <mpp>
lol..I love that
Escape Macro for a taru RDM in my LS:
[Escape]!! Women and Tarus First!! [Escape]!!
[Escape]!! Women and Tarus First!! [Escape]!!
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i have partied with a guy and his macro i thought was really funny. He used this while pulling or voking can't remeber but i remember what it said lol.
/p Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake <t>!!
Edited, Thu Oct 14 09:37:09 2004 by Shreg
/p Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake <t>!!
Edited, Thu Oct 14 09:37:09 2004 by Shreg
my holy macro is as follows, not sure if its in the class of funny but here goes.
/p (Holy) <t> Batman !!
/p (Holy) <t> Batman !!
My {Regen} macro is as follows:
(Can you believe it's morning and I can't remember it off the top of my head? It's something like...)
"It's like CPR, without the contact" {Regen}
Oh, and here's...
"So much morphine, I should be imprisoned" {Cure IV}
(Can you believe it's morning and I can't remember it off the top of my head? It's something like...)
"It's like CPR, without the contact" {Regen}
Oh, and here's...
"So much morphine, I should be imprisoned" {Cure IV}
I invented a couple of AFK/Back macros for my LS party the other night when I was a SMN:
/p YOUR MAKESHIFT WHM IS AFK! <call> PLEASE CEASE ALL RECKLESS PULLING!
/p THE MAKESHIFT WHM IS BACK! <call2> FEEL FREE TO RESTART QUAD-LINKING WORMS.
/p YOUR MAKESHIFT WHM IS AFK! <call> PLEASE CEASE ALL RECKLESS PULLING!
/p THE MAKESHIFT WHM IS BACK! <call2> FEEL FREE TO RESTART QUAD-LINKING WORMS.
I only have one macro that I use & I rarely use it.
It goes a little something like this:
/p {Refresh}{Please} I just need a little to get me through.
/wait 2
/p You know I'm good for it!
It goes a little something like this:
/p {Refresh}{Please} I just need a little to get me through.
/wait 2
/p You know I'm good for it!
I'm sure you've seen most of these, but they are still funny every time I see them, or use them:
Kestra and the ??? happily dance together. (what the...LOL)
Kestra drinks the Water Elemental.
Uh oh...Kitty's got a lightning rrrod! (my Thunder macro)
Kestra eats the Jelly.
Kestra waves to the Leaping Lizzy. (That one drives 'em nuts.)
I don't know how many time's I've seen "Character" examines you
(yep, they forgot the period.)
A thief, I once partied with used "Look a pigeon!" /point motion for their "Steal macro"
And, my brief flirtation with Warrior on Kestra had this 'voke macro: "Look over here, a nice tasty kitty!"
Berselius's:
Stone macro- Rocks awaaay!!!
Water macro- Wataru!!! (okay, that's typical)
Banish macro- Super duper Tarutaru burning light!!!
Initiating macro- Come and facey wacey the little guy, <t>!
Drain macro- /em busts out the magical HP straw...
Kestra and the ??? happily dance together. (what the...LOL)
Kestra drinks the Water Elemental.
Uh oh...Kitty's got a lightning rrrod! (my Thunder macro)
Kestra eats the Jelly.
Kestra waves to the Leaping Lizzy. (That one drives 'em nuts.)
I don't know how many time's I've seen "Character" examines you
(yep, they forgot the period.)
A thief, I once partied with used "Look a pigeon!" /point motion for their "Steal macro"
And, my brief flirtation with Warrior on Kestra had this 'voke macro: "Look over here, a nice tasty kitty!"
Berselius's:
Stone macro- Rocks awaaay!!!
Water macro- Wataru!!! (okay, that's typical)
Banish macro- Super duper Tarutaru burning light!!!
Initiating macro- Come and facey wacey the little guy, <t>!
Drain macro- /em busts out the magical HP straw...
Lol, even I've been guilty of the:
So-and-so examines you.
Except mine goes:
"Merodi examines you. No.. not you. The cute guy over there."
So-and-so examines you.
Except mine goes:
"Merodi examines you. No.. not you. The cute guy over there."
Quote:
The cute guy over there
Aww, I'm flattered. ;)
...>.>
Quote:
Aww, I'm flattered. ;)
...she was lookin at you? Aww no, no she was looking at ME!
<courtesy of Counting Crows- Mister Jones>
*giggles* Gadzooks Alauce! You're 60! Congrats >< gads, everyone's making me eat their lvling dust ^^
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Whenever I am fishing and someone does that "<user> examines you." I do a "/em examines you back!"
If they keep on examining me, I do a "/em is still the same... really I am -_-"
If they keep on examining me, I do a "/em is still the same... really I am -_-"
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