I had a convo with a gil selling company.
(Anything in parentesis is what i was thinking)
Customer Service 5: Hello, this is Fiona. How may I help you?
mattg2929@optonline.net: I want to know why are you running this site
mattg2929@optonline.net: you are ******** up the entire game for everyone
Customer Service 5: I am sorry, we do not have information on this,
mattg2929@optonline.net: we do not pay mounthly fees for loosers like you to ***** this up
mattg2929@optonline.net: really? why do i find that hard to belive?
mattg2929@optonline.net: well you going to respond?
Customer Service 5: I am sorry, please hold.
(If I had a dollar every time someone said that)
mattg2929@optonline.net: Im holding
~5 mins later~
mattg2929@optonline.net: listin, i'm not working tommorow, you can avoid me all you want, i demand a responce.
Customer Service 5: Thank you for your patience. I will be with you shortly.
mattg2929@optonline.net: ill wait all night if i have to
Customer Service 5: And i am sorry, i am not avoiding you but i am busy with customers.
(Yeah, I’m sure people have so many questions)
~5 more mins~
mattg2929@optonline.net: well?
Customer Service 5: Is there anything else I can help you with?
mattg2929@optonline.net: what do u mean is there anything else i can help you with?
mattg2929@optonline.net: you never responded to my first question
Customer Service 5: We have no idea about the first question, that's the management decision. Sorry.
(Yeah my white ***)
mattg2929@optonline.net: Did you even read the qustion, because it was an awful fast response
Customer Service 5: One moment please.
Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'Customer Service 2'
(HA HA can’t even hold me can you)
You are now chatting with 'Customer Service 2'
Customer Service 2: Hi, this is Becks; CS supervisor. How may I help you?
mattg2929@optonline.net: yeah
mattg2929@optonline.net: whats the deal with you people?
mattg2929@optonline.net: you ruin the games economy for what?
mattg2929@optonline.net: for a few lousy dollars? is this the only way you can afford to support your familys
Customer Service 2: Okay, first of all, i would like to tell you something before I answer your questions.
(Cant wait to see this)
~4 mins later~
Customer Service 2: We can't provide all the information of our company.
(Hmm took you long enough to type those few little words)
mattg2929@optonline.net: thats not what i want to know
Customer Service 2: Okay?
(Okay? Okay? Is that your defense?)
mattg2929@optonline.net: I want to know what you think gives you the right to ruin our games, which we pay mounthly to pay?
Customer Service 2: Did you place any order from our company?
(yes that’s why I want to shut you down b/c I hate buying gil so I place so many orders)
mattg2929@optonline.net: no i did not
Customer Service 2: Are you going to place order?
(Hmm did I show any signs of wanting to order)
mattg2929@optonline.net: No I am not, if anything i am going to make sure you are shut down.
Customer Service 2: Okay, you did not place any orders and not going to place. Why do you need that kind of information?
mattg2929@optonline.net: Because you are makeing our games virtual econmy worse then our real life econmy
(Hmm did I step over a boundary there..Nah)
Customer Service 2: I am really sorry about that. That's the fact.
(The fact, WTF is the fact?)
mattg2929@optonline.net: Ok, what is the fact?
Customer Service 2: the fact is, we can't provide this kind of information.
Customer Service 2: and the other fact is, Sorry about that.
(I didn’t know sorry about that was a fact.)
mattg2929@optonline.net: A consumer has 5 rights, and one is "The Consumer has the right to the information he/she desires
Customer Service 2: Are you one of our consumers?
mattg2929@optonline.net: I can’t provide this kind of information, how dose that sound?
(Cant wait to see the response to this)
Customer Service 2: Sorry, i think i should repeat once again. We can't provide all the information of our company.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Sorry, I think I should repeat once again. Thats not my question.
mattg2929@optonline.net: And your not really a "Company" you are more like a band of crooks who make money in the most asinine ways.
Customer Service 2: Would you please repeat the question again?
(How many times must I repeat the damn question!?!?)
Customer Service 2: okay, here's the answer:
(FINALY! Thank god!)
Customer Service 2: This is our management decision.
(Damn I thought I was getting somewhere)
Customer Service 2: Next please
mattg2929@optonline.net: One last question.
(This is going to be fun)
Customer Service 2: sure.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Do you know how much of a fool you are.
Customer Service 2: do you get the answer?
(That was random)
mattg2929@optonline.net: I have recorded this entire convorsation and i will get this out to every FFXI player so they know how yourso called "comapny" runs
Customer Service 2: ad?
(Huh!?)
Customer Service 2: Thanks for chatting with us.
mattg2929@optonline.net: ad >
mattg2929@optonline.net: wow
Customer Service 2: any questions?
(I think we covered that already)
mattg2929@optonline.net: yea
mattg2929@optonline.net: You guys suck
Customer Service 2: i dont think so.
(HA HA HA)
Customer Service 2: Sorry
Customer Service 2: anything else?
mattg2929@optonline.net: yea
mattg2929@optonline.net: You guys suck even more now.
(Now I’m just pushing it)
Customer Service 2: Again, I dont think so.
(Again, HA HA HA!)
Customer Service 2: anymore?
mattg2929@optonline.net: You guys are pethetic
mattg2929@optonline.net: "I dont think so" is that ur defence?
Customer Service 2: I dont think so.
mattg2929@optonline.net: I mean, honestly I have hear better defences in debates over cartoons.
mattg2929@optonline.net: I dont think so what?
(Now this is the part were I just have fun)
Customer Service 2: what do you think?
Customer Service 2: I am sorry, how many question do you have?
mattg2929@optonline.net: I think, rather I know u suck.
mattg2929@optonline.net: I had one question and it still was not answered.
Customer Service 2: I think i did.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Really?
mattg2929@optonline.net: I am going to re phrase what you said
(Wait till u see this)
mattg2929@optonline.net: "Our Company likes to ruin games that people enjoy because we are too poor to afford to make our own, so we do not want others to steal our glory."
(See that one coming?)
~5 minutes later~
Customer Service 2: sorry, i think you got a wrong meaning
mattg2929@optonline.net: ok
mattg2929@optonline.net: you better just stop, your not going to beat me, your company works for the wrong reasons, don’t even try to argue, I would end this now if I were you.
Customer Service 2: I don't think all players share the same opinion with you.
Customer Service 2: If they do, they won't be purchasing from us.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Yeah the honest players that enjoy the game and its policies do
mattg2929@optonline.net: the losers (Like you are) disagree with me because they suck as much as you.
Customer Service 2: Are you enjoy the game?
(Damn I thought my spelling and grammar are bad)
mattg2929@optonline.net: Nice english.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Can you rephrase that please.
Customer Service 2: Do you know how to spell "pathetic"?
Customer Service 2: and monthly?
Customer Service 2: and whom?
mattg2929@optonline.net: HA HA HA your a real pro
Customer Service 2: that's "you're"
mattg2929@optonline.net: You bring a great name to your "company"
Customer Service 2: Is there anything else I can help you with?
mattg2929@optonline.net: Oh can i please have your name
mattg2929@optonline.net: I'm sure your supervisor would love to see this.
mattg2929@optonline.net: and i also would like a number i can call to speak with someone rather then type so someone can hear my true emotion
Customer Service 2: I think if you scroll up, you'll have that question answered.
mattg2929@optonline.net: really? i dont recall you giveing me a name or number
(Wow this is getting really sad hear lol)
mattg2929@optonline.net: So why should i waste my time looking?
Customer Service 2: Some kind of people always waste their time, I dont know why.
Customer Service 2: Can you tell me?
mattg2929@optonline.net: Yes i can
Customer Service 2: Just like someone.
mattg2929@optonline.net: I'm sick of loser companys like you that try to make a liveing off a @#%^ing video game
mattg2929@optonline.net: your a real charechter i dont think sitcome writers can think of someone funnier then you.
Customer Service 2: Thanks for telling me, bye.
mattg2929@optonline.net: now
mattg2929@optonline.net: give me a contact number and your name
mattg2929@optonline.net: give me a contact number and your name
mattg2929@optonline.net: Give me your number now fool
mattg2929@optonline.net: well whatever im just going to contact someone else for the number.
Well I sent another chat request in for a number he is what happened.
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Customer Service 5'
Customer Service 5: Hello, this is Fiona. How may I help you?
mattg2929@optonline.net: Hi
mattg2929@optonline.net: I would just like a contact number for customore support please
Customer Service 5: Oh, you are back after beginning so unpolite.
Customer Service 5: I am sorry, we do not have one.
mattg2929@optonline.net: Oh thats too bad
Customer Service 5: Bad, i do not think so at all.
mattg2929@optonline.net: i was looking forward to informing your supervisor on what a bad customore support crew he/she has
Customer Service 5: Talking to someone which is not polite, i do not think this is bad.
Customer Service 5: But he did gave you an answer but you are thinking is not an answer at all so i dont think anyone can help you with that.
mattg2929@optonline.net: pretty sad you people cant give me the simple responce i ask
Customer Service 5: Is the our company secruity that we cannot give our our campany information.
mattg2929@optonline.net: im not asking that
Customer Service 5: Is seem simple but it is not that easy at all/
Customer Service 5: Yes, you just said that he cannot asnswer your questions and not giving you a simple responce.
Customer Service 5: Ok, i think we are done there right?
Customer Service 5: Is that anything that you want to know ?
mattg2929@optonline.net: I dont know
mattg2929@optonline.net: I want to contact who ever is in chare via email or phone
Customer Service 5: Ok, i have time, i will wait you.
(Lol)
Customer Service 5: No sorry, can you read???
Customer Service 5: I told you that we do not have a hotline.
mattg2929@optonline.net: then i would like an email address please
Customer Service 5: berks@BANNED
mattg2929@optonline.net: thank you
Customer Service 5: My pleasure, have a good day.
mattg2929@optonline.net: thats all i need
Customer Service 5: Have a nice day. Good bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
(Saw that coming)
You are not currently in a chat session.
Well I’m going to do one more, this time I’m going to use a different email just for fun.
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Customer Service 5'
Customer Service 5: Hello, this is Fiona. How may I help you?
SpiritCatG@aol.com: Hello, i was just curious on how you deliver the gil.
Customer Service 5: Oh, you have changed your email lol
(Oh sh*t they caught me)
SpiritCatG@aol.com: Hmm, im impressed you people are smarter then i first thought
Customer Service 5: Really?
SpiritCatG@aol.com: yes
Customer Service 5: Oh, thanks.
SpiritCatG@aol.com: No problem
SpiritCatG@aol.com: most custamore support programs are retarded nerd who make 1.50 an hour he he
SpiritCatG@aol.com: good night
Customer Service 5: We are not lol
Customer Service 5: Have a nice day. Good bye.
(Well at least they weren’t rude when saying good bye.)
Well. I’m done for today.