His Excellency Aethien wrote:
AND BEER. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BEER!
In this hypothetical situation, both my hands are busy with the wench and her hands are busy feeding me a turkey leg. No hands for beer, which I don't like anyway. If, however, we can get me one of those beer hats big enough to hold a flagon of mead or hard cider, we're in business.