The apocalypse is nigh!Follow

Well, sort of... Time probably goes a lot faster once we're all cyborgs.

I predict that in the year 20,000 the world will be destroyed in an ever escalating war between the omnipresent dictator Kaolian, moderater of the real world who's mind has been uploaded onto the internet and the army of trolls and spammers, led into battle by the now sentient accounts of Godraiden, Varus and the like who leave nothing but a wasteland of stupidity in their wake. The OoT put up some struggle against the incoming hordes but they eventually get in through a bunch of poorly made dingthreads, the Bored Druid Thread (17,000,000 posts long by that point) is too sluggish to react.

The final straw for our poor, ravaged world will be Kaolians armies of flying suicide wombats that explode once they come in contact with stupidity. The only people who truly won't mind will be Gbaji and Joph who have really had it after 18,000 years of arguing even though there haven't been any politics since Kao took over the world with his wombat powered doomsday machine. Bijou on the other hand is pissed since he was just about to ding 10k after he got his sight back and finished a bunch of dingarts.



I suggest you all say your prayers and rate me up.

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Well, sort of... Time probably goes a lot faster once we're all cyborgs.

I predict that in the year 20,000 the world will be destroyed in an ever escalating war between the omnipresent dictator Kaolian, moderater of the real world who's mind has been uploaded onto the internet and the army of trolls and spammers, led into battle by the now sentient accounts of Godraiden, Varus and the like who leave nothing but a wasteland of stupidity in their wake. The OoT put up some struggle against the incoming hordes but they eventually get in through a bunch of poorly made dingthreads, the Bored Druid Thread (17,000,000 posts long by that point) is too sluggish to react.

The final straw for our poor, ravaged world will be Kaolians armies of flying suicide wombats that explode once they come in contact with stupidity. The only people who truly won't mind will be Gbaji and Joph who have really had it after 18,000 years of arguing even though there haven't been any politics since Kao took over the world with his wombat powered doomsday machine. Bijou on the other hand is pissed since he was just about to ding 10k after he got his sight back and finished a bunch of dingarts.



I suggest you all say your prayers and rate me up.

What I read.

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

What I heard.

Probably cause you never post in it.

So? That's good isn't it?

I hardly think it's going to take me another 18.000 years to finish conquering the world though, but congo rats on 20k!

This thread is lacking proper quantities of Jimmy Carr



and anime.



Congratulations on proving once and for all that the Dutch are scum. Also, besides Canadia, yours is the only country I've been to while traveling outside of the states.

Grats on 20k Aethien!
Pics of a real flying wombat!

Grats, Aeth. Took you long enough.

Scooby Rooby Roo.

Took ya this long, huh? Grats!

What he said.

Hm. In the year 20,000 I want to be GLaDOS and torture people in endless puzzles for eternity. Then I'll get an acting gig in the 1 millionth Guillermo Del Toro movie.