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#1 Jan 17 2013 at 1:59 AM Rating: Good
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But she much prefers his best friend. But because they are best buddies, she's not going to go after the guy she actually fancies. They are both training to be firemen. Now I can post these:
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Because this round of bushfires covering three states has been burning for over a week now. O.o
Metropolitan firemen are professionals. But most of the bushfires here require legions of volunteer firefighters who stay trained up, and work for days without sleep in the fire seasons here. They all deserve medals.
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#2 Jan 17 2013 at 2:06 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
But she much prefers his best friend. But because they are best buddies, she's not going to go after the guy she actually fancies. They are both training to be firemen.
A threesome is the obvious answer here.
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#3 Jan 17 2013 at 5:09 AM Rating: Good
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So did all the ************ due to all the sexual tension between them cause the latest fire?


Also did anyone make a Burning Bush joke yet? Cause I think it's appropriate now.
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#4 Jan 17 2013 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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Your sister should obviously have casual sex with an exotic* stranger from a foreign country.

That should get the balls rolling.

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#5 Jan 17 2013 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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Firefighters aren't so hot once the flames are extinguished.
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Mazra wrote:
Your sister should obviously have casual sex with an exotic* stranger from a foreign country.

That should get the balls rolling.
Ball rolling is an extra twenty.
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That second image looks like the guy is spraying fire out of his hose.

Also, disappointment that no one has demanded sis pix yet.
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#8 Jan 17 2013 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Screenshot


Behold! Ari's sister, Nilatai! Smiley: um
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I'd like to put my 3.5" floppy in her disk drive, if you know what I mean.
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I like how she's in a no win situation.
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#11 Jan 17 2013 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam wrote:
I like how she's in a no win situation.


No worries, she'll probably just go James T. Kirk on that *****.


I mean that, she'll go after the first foreign chick she comes across.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I mean that, she'll go after the first foreign alien chick she comes across.

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KTurner wrote:
I'd like to put my 3.5" floppy in her disk drive, if you know what I mean.


I think "floppy" is the wrong word to use here.

Go with a USB flash drive. That way you can also make a reference to the size and virus protection. Smiley: waycool
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Mazra wrote:
KTurner wrote:
I'd like to put my 3.5" floppy in her disk drive, if you know what I mean.


I think "floppy" is the wrong word to use here.

Go with a USB flash drive. That way you can also make a reference to the size and virus protection. Smiley: waycool


But a 3.5" floppy isn't really floppy.

And what about a USB flash drive is virus protection?
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TirithRR wrote:
Mazra wrote:
KTurner wrote:
I'd like to put my 3.5" floppy in her disk drive, if you know what I mean.


I think "floppy" is the wrong word to use here.

Go with a USB flash drive. That way you can also make a reference to the size and virus protection. Smiley: waycool


But a 3.5" floppy isn't really floppy.


Which isn't something I'd brag about, given the whole 3.5" bit. Smiley: lol
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You've seen my sis before.
But I suppose I should find a more recent pic.
The exotic foreigner isn't out of the question. She's flying out tonight to spend a month hiking in Cambodia and Sri lanka with friends. She's seeing Ankor Wat, and the Cloud Maidens. She has discovered the "skort". It's a pair of shorts designed to walk comfortably in, with a built in skirt over the top for wearing in countries that like more modesty in female clothing. It's to wear with her neck to wrist blouses.
You may question the wisdom of a young white woman driving and walking around Cambodia, but as she's taking her professional grade photography equipment expressly to photograph the remains of the Killing Fields, I and our mother will just have to sit on our blood pressure. She really wasn't born to be caged.
This is her on the left during her semester studying in Malaysia:
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I've been meaning to ask, and this seems to be a good a thread as any, can you mail me a wombat? That would be worth insta guru for you and a couple friends...
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Hmmmm. Wildlife smugglers here get jail time and MAJOR (bankrupting) fines. I'll see what I can do
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ITT: Ari's sister is Eowyn.
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Friar Bijou wrote:
ITT: Ari's sister is farsighted.

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#21 Jan 21 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
But a 3.5" floppy isn't really floppy.

And what about a USB flash drive is virus protection?


A floppy is a floppy; even a 3.5" floppy is flexible compared to a USB stick.

The point I made about virus protection was because:

1. You can put AV on your USB stick - you can't fit it on a 3.5"
2. I WAS MAKING A FUNNY, STOP RUINING IT!

Jeez.
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3.5" discs are floppy within the plastic shell.

I mean.... duuuuuhhhhhh....
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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ITT: Ari's sister is farsighted.
She kind of looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend in that first picture.
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#24 Jan 21 2013 at 9:32 PM Rating: Good
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You can also do a reverse Google image search and find her name, and facebook profile. Just sayin'.

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You may want to consider removing it from your ZAM images since it's public access while you have premium, and transferring it to a private Photobucket/Imgur account.
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