Why is there nothing to buy people?
Why am I such a terrible shopper?
Why does noone have a list?
Why does passing out cash "ruin the point of the holiday"
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Just as Planned.
Why do people you haven't heard from in 5 years suddenly feel the need to send you something? Especially when thought you were done shopping?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Timelordwho wrote:
Why is there nothing to buy people?
Why am I such a terrible shopper?
Why does noone have a list?
Why does passing out cash "ruin the point of the holiday"
Yes, this needed to be a thread.
Why am I such a terrible shopper?
Why does noone have a list?
Why does passing out cash "ruin the point of the holiday"
Yes, this needed to be a thread.
I had so little time to shop this year that I can't went with impulses when shopping, lol. I only got one gift I consider great, though.
I'm worried about two things. My daughter exploding due to the sheer amount of crap we ended up buying her, or that she'll ignore every last piece of loot and instead play with the box the tricycle is in.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm worried about two things. My daughter exploding due to the sheer amount of crap we ended up buying her, or that she'll ignore every last piece of loot and instead play with the box the tricycle is in.
Wait.
Your daughter's a cat?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Everyone on my Facebook friend's list now owns a small part of a Hero Rat for 2012. His name is Cheeky and he sniffs out TB.
Timelordwho wrote:
Why is there nothing to buy people?
Because everyone you know can buy their own stuff leaving nothing affordable for you to get.
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Why am I such a terrible shopper?
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Why does noone have a list?
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Why does passing out cash "ruin the point of the holiday"
Because some people dont get that the point of the holiday once youve reached adulthood is to spend time with loved ones, and give gifts to the children. If your going to give money, then just do away with the whole idea. saving them the money from buying you a gift is the same as giving them money afterall.
I hate trying to decide on gifts for adults. I told my family last year that we are done doing presents for birthdays and mothers/fathers day and just worrying about Christmas, and to pool the money together and buy like 1 expensive gift. Last year I got a new , presumebly expensive, office chair and it was a wonderful gift. My brother and I are pooling money together to get my Dad a sweet new driver.
Im genuinely excited to give these gifts, because they are things that i know they would love, but are expensive enough that they didnt just go out and buy them on their own.
Why is this fish so bad. I am so mad. When people ruin my food I want to reach out with the invisible hand of the market and strangle them.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Why is this fish so bad. I am so mad. When people ruin my food I want to reach out with the invisible hand of the market and strangle them.
Well, yeah. If you are giving someone fish for xmas, buying it 3 days ahead of time probably wasn't the wisest idea.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
My daughter could very well be a cat in a human disguise, which would solve TLW's aquatic problem.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Timelordwho wrote:
Why is this fish so bad. I am so mad. When people ruin my food I want to reach out with the invisible hand of the market and strangle them.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Why is this fish so bad. I am so mad. When people ruin my food I want to reach out with the invisible hand of the market and strangle them.
It's important, ok?
This is the over reaction of someone who spends a lot of money on food.
Just as Planned.
I have a list. I'd like a 360 please.
Thanks.
Thanks.
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catwho wrote:
Everyone on my Facebook friend's list now owns a small part of a Hero Rat for 2012. His name is Cheeky and he sniffs out TB.
I adopt a rat every few weeks for my ball python Gauss.
Love,
PunkFloyd
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Whatever you get, make sure it gets there on time with Fedex.
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
I gave up on Christmas years ago. Too Crazy. Too much stress. Too much hassle
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 5:50pm by Tailmon
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 5:50pm by Tailmon
I shuddered at how deadpan that was versus regular "HERE ARE SOME CATS WITH TITS LOL" Tailmon.
Pretty much when my Mother passed so did any kind of Christmas for me. I have few friends and no family any more. Having to start completely over with literally the clothing on my back has been hard.
Tarub wrote:
Whatever you get, make sure it gets there on time with Fedex.
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
Was it ****?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Tarub wrote:
Whatever you get, make sure it gets there on time with Fedex.
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
I worked for UPS for three years, that's nothing. Trust me, the last thing drivers and package handlers care about is the contents of your package.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Tarub wrote:
Whatever you get, make sure it gets there on time with Fedex.
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
Was it ****?
It was a bike chained to a light pole and missing a rear tire. And here I was thinking I was missing out on some great inside joke...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Tarub wrote:
Whatever you get, make sure it gets there on time with Fedex.
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
EDIT: Oh sweet jesus copy/paste had the wrong link on the clipboard. Hope no one caught the first one.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2011 3:11pm by Tarub
Was it ****?
It was a bike chained to a light pole and missing a rear tire. And here I was thinking I was missing out on some great inside joke...
I was expecting something related to buttsecks.
I keep trying to start a tradition of people buying admins stuff for christmas, but it never caught on. That and the one year godraiden sent us all ticking packages...
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I keep trying to start a tradition of people buying admins stuff for christmas, but it never caught on. That and the one year godraiden sent us all ticking packages...
I'm laughing way to hard at this image you've given me of godraiden, with his paranoia preventing him from acquiring actual bomb making materials, trying to macgyver together a bomb using a shoe string, some cat turds, moldy grilled cheese, a paper clip, a cardboard papertowel tube, and his stellar intellect.
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
I sent my dad a gift card to a restaurant. He sent me an email thanking me, and saying, "we mailed you a card. No money. We are broke."
Yeah. Moving to Hawaii is expensive, too, dad...
Yeah. Moving to Hawaii is expensive, too, dad...
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