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#1 Oct 13 2011 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would really hate it if this ever happened!

No BACON?!?!?!
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#2 Oct 13 2011 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Perish the thought!
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#3 Oct 13 2011 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Blasphemy.
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#9 Oct 13 2011 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think for that dude EVERY night is bacon night.
#10 Oct 13 2011 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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Blasphemy.


Seriously, nihari > bacon.
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Also: Mr. Bacon Head, the not so new toy sensation for your children this Christmas.
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#12 Oct 14 2011 at 4:02 AM Rating: Decent
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wish i could find the bacon ATAT limited phone is limited.
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#13 Oct 14 2011 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kalivha wrote:
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Blasphemy.


Seriously, nihari > bacon.
Yeah here's the thing: bacon is so simple to make Terry Schiavo could manage. That stuff looks like it requires, you know, effort. How am I supposed to make enough for 10 people in less than 10 minutes?

#14 Oct 14 2011 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
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Blasphemy.


Seriously, nihari > bacon.
Yeah here's the thing: bacon is so simple to make Terry Schiavo could manage. That stuff looks like it requires, you know, effort. How am I supposed to make enough for 10 people in less than 10 minutes?


Get a really good spice grinder and some really f*cking hot oil.
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#15 Oct 14 2011 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you cook the bacon first, you've already got some really ******* hot oil. Smiley: schooled
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#16 Oct 14 2011 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Turin wrote:
Kalivha wrote:


Blasphemy.


Seriously, nihari > bacon.
Yeah here's the thing: bacon is so simple to make Terry Schiavo could manage. That stuff looks like it requires, you know, effort. How am I supposed to make enough for 10 people in less than 10 minutes?


Get a really good spice grinder and some really f*cking hot oil.


AHEM May I direct your attention to this portion of the Wiki Article:

wiki wrote:
Traditional Nihari recipes call for 6–8 hours of cooking time, in addition to the preparation of the ingredients.


NO THANK YOU! ME WANT BACON!
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#17 Oct 14 2011 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
I had a thought that I'm not sure is good.

Bacon in a slow cooker? I mean, slow cooked over a pit we KNOW is awesome.

But, like, in a crock pot. Could it be done? I must experiment.
#18 Oct 14 2011 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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That just makes me want to cook some beans with a nice hunk of salt pork in the crock pot.
#19 Oct 14 2011 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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That just makes me want to cook some beans with a nice hunk of salt pork in the crock pot.


This. Oh man, I heart doing a bean soup with a good hunk of salt pork or a good ham bone leftover from Thanksgiving. Add in some veggies and I'm a happy camper.
#20 Oct 15 2011 at 4:34 AM Rating: Decent
Ham and beans soup mmmmm my grandmother used to make that for me all the time when i was kid. Goes good with some homemade cornbread and bacon.
#21 Oct 15 2011 at 5:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I had a thought that I'm not sure is good.

Bacon in a slow cooker? I mean, slow cooked over a pit we KNOW is awesome.

But, like, in a crock pot. Could it be done? I must experiment.
It might work if you could elevate the bacon off the base and let the drippings pool at the bottom. Bacon frying in bacon grease is good, stewing in it, probably not so much.
#22 Oct 15 2011 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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That just makes me want to cook some beans with a nice hunk of salt pork in the crock pot.


That's what I do when I make lima beans. Boil some salt pork for about 5-6 minutes, then put in 4-5 lbs of lima beans and drop the heat down, let them cook for 4-5 hours... mmm.
#23 Oct 15 2011 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/14/bacon-at-at/
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#24 Oct 16 2011 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
How to save your bacon: It's an old housewife's secret that bacon makes everything better. So you can store your bacon fat and use it in recipes later on.

I use a cast iron skillet for bacon and then just pour off the majority of the grease when it's done into a container that has "bacon drippings" written on it. (Claire Robinson of 5 Ingredient Fix has an actual stoneware jar with "drippings" on it she found at a yard sale. I am so jealous.)

Then, when you're cooking stuff where a dash of bacon flavor would not be unwelcome, just toss a teaspoon of it into the pan and enjoy the savory yumminess. Think eggs, corn bread, beans, etc.

Cooks are divided as to whether you should strain it ahead of time or not. (If you use your cast iron pan for other things it's probably a good idea.)

It will keep for a year easily in the fridge.

One website I saw called this called "bacon honey."

Edited, Oct 16th 2011 11:14am by catwho
#25 Oct 16 2011 at 10:23 PM Rating: Excellent
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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Ok, I am not making this up.

The fine folks at "Glazed & Dazed Donuts" (yes, really) brought us a donation of pretty fresh donuts today. Among the yummies was a long-john with maple frosting and....crumbled fried bacon.
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#26 Oct 16 2011 at 11:50 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, I am not making this up.

The fine folks at "Glazed & Dazed Donuts" (yes, really) brought us a donation of pretty fresh donuts today. Among the yummies was a long-john with maple frosting and....crumbled fried bacon.


Voodoo Donuts in Oregon does the same thing...

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