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#1 Sep 27 2011 at 8:32 PM Rating: Excellent
This is a thing. Oh god why is this a thing.

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LITTLE ROCK, Ark (Reuters) - A man known in Arkansas as the "Toe Suck Fairy" for a series of 1990s assaults directed at women's feet was arrested after he struck again more than a decade later, police said.

Michael Robert Wyatt, 50, was arrested on Monday after two women identified him from a photo line-up as "the man who approached them in local stores commenting on their feet and asking to suck their toes," said LaTresha Woodruff, spokeswoman for the Conway Police Department.

One of the women described the man as having "really messed up toes."

Earlier in the month an 83-year-old woman told police she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment when a man approached her. He took off one of her shoes and began sucking her toes, police said.

In the 1990s, Wyatt was convicted and even served time in prison for his obsession.

He had pretended to be a podiatrist in order to fondle and suck a Conway, Arkansas, woman's toes at a clothing store.

And, he was convicted in 1991 of making threats for telling a convenience store clerk that he wanted to cut off her feet and suck her toes while she bled to death. For that, he was sentence to four years in state prison, but served just over a year.

In 1999, Wyatt was arrested again, police said, after asking a woman in a northwest Arkansas Walmart if she wanted him to amputate her feet and showing her pictures of women with no feet.

Wyatt was picked up at his home in Vilonia, about 15 miles from Conway, where three incidents have been reported in the past few weeks. Conway is about 30 miles north of Little Rock.


Edited, Sep 27th 2011 11:12pm by IDrownFish

Edited, Sep 27th 2011 11:15pm by IDrownFish
#2 Sep 27 2011 at 8:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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your link confuses me.
#3 Sep 27 2011 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
Because obviously the Toe Suck Fairy is Big Tex.

Fixed.

Edited, Sep 27th 2011 11:14pm by IDrownFish
#4 Sep 27 2011 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
Welcome to the city where I went to college. Sadly, I never knew about him until this recent resurfacing. There are a lot of crazies around though.
#5 Sep 27 2011 at 11:48 PM Rating: Good
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Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
Welcome to the city where I went to college. Sadly, I never knew about him until this recent resurfacing. There are a lot of crazies around though.


You must have ugly feet then. There can be no other explanation.
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#6 Sep 28 2011 at 1:22 AM Rating: Good
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
Welcome to the city where I went to college. Sadly, I never knew about him until this recent resurfacing. There are a lot of crazies around though.


You must have ugly feet then. There can be no other explanation.
Isn't Daimakaicho a dude? Wouldn't that be an explanation since the guy seems to be targeting women?

Also, I read the title and thought this would somehow be about Sora.
#7 Sep 28 2011 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
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I was wondering what happened to Sora.

Apparently, he has mastered time travel.

Unfortunately, he got caught.

Here is to a less racist future for us all, huzzah !
#8 Sep 28 2011 at 5:20 AM Rating: Good
Thats some ****** up feet obsession. No old people or amputee love from me, just good old fashioned <CENSORED FOR THE SQUEAMISH>

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#9 Sep 28 2011 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
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Hallertau wrote:
Thats some @#%^ed up feet obsession. No old people or amputee love from me, just good old fashioned <CENSORED FOR THE SQUEAMISH>

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Just not old people and amputees, right?
#10 Sep 28 2011 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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What is with wanting to suck feet? They can be kind of ok if they're well groomed, but I'm still not going to put my mouth on them.
#11 Sep 28 2011 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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Just not old people and amputees, right?


They are a scourge!


Sweetums, as for the whole foot thing, its just something embedded in my brain that makes me find them attractive. Now there are varying degrees I think of the fetish. I am a whole package kind of guy, if you're fat, busted, old (like 50+), unhygienic, dress like it's 1986; I am not interested in your feet at all. If you're a good looking woman but have cankles, gnarled toes or what have you I'd probably shy away from you as well (after letting you blow me of course).

I can't stomach the idea of sneaking into some 80 year old woman's house and sucking her toes but give me some tan, toned, dark haired MILF and I'll beg for her to <***CENSORED***>.
#12 Sep 28 2011 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hallertau wrote:
If you're a good looking woman but have cankles,

I'll be honest. Unless a woman is obese, I seriously can't tell the difference between cankles or no cankles. I've google image searched cankles. I've google image searched regular ankles. I'm looking at before and after pics of cankle surgery right now, and the difference I note is so minuscule (if I can even tell that there is one) that I'm wondering what all the fuss is about. It feels like an imagined problem to make people say "feels bad man."

#13 Sep 28 2011 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
Its something I focus on so I can pick up the difference between ankles I like and ankles I don't. There are things about breasts that I don't notice between a meh pair and a OMG pair, mostly because I don't look at breasts the same way some others would. You're right it really is picky and it would probably be the last thing that bothered me about a women's lower extremities.
#14 Sep 28 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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In Sora's defense, old people would be much more useful if they'd just die and turn to oil.
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#15 Sep 28 2011 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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I have to admit something. Ever since Sora admitted that he saw feet and ankles as very sexy on a woman and one of my friends was the go-to girl for Frederick's of Hollywood for their foot model (and Nio did her foot fetish modeling), I've been checking out women's feet and ankles off and on. And I mentally judge them on how well their feet look.

I'm so Eddie Murphy a la Boomerang.

And cankles are a total pet peeve of mine. There was a girl that I took ballet with for years and she was one of the better dancers. But her cankles drove me nuts. It just didn't look right en pointe.

Edited, Sep 28th 2011 9:32am by Thumbelyna
#16 Sep 28 2011 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I have to admit something. Ever since Sora admitted that he saw feet and ankles as very sexy on a woman and one of my friends was the go-to girl for Frederick's of Hollywood for their foot model (and Nio did her foot fetish modeling), I've been checking out women's feet and ankles off and on. And I mentally judge them on how well their feet look.

I'm so Eddie Murphy a la Boomerang.

And cankles are a total pet peeve of mine. There was a girl that I took ballet with for years and she was one of the better dancers. But her cankles drove me nuts. It just didn't look right en pointe.

Edited, Sep 28th 2011 9:32am by Thumbelyna


See, there is just something alluring about whats going on down there. Glad I could open your eyes to a tasty new world. <3
#17 Sep 28 2011 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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We had someone arrested for the same thing about 2 years ago. Everyone (except those assaulted) got a good laugh out of it.
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#18 Sep 28 2011 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Want to know why he's called the "Toe Suck Fairy"? Because Conway, AR has a nearby area called Toad Suck, AR. There is a lake and park there, and every year is a festival called Toad Suck Daze.

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Long ago, steamboats traveled the Arkansas River when the water was at the right depth. When it wasn't, the captains and their crew tied up to wait where the Toad Suck Lock and Dam now spans the river. While they waited, they refreshed themselves at the local tavern there, to the dismay of the folks living nearby, who said: "They suck on the bottle 'til they swell up like toads." Hence, the name Toad Suck.


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#19 Sep 28 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
Or, you know, because he wanted to suck people's toes.
#20 Sep 28 2011 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
The only way to defend ourselves is to remove our feet before it's too late!
#21 Sep 28 2011 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish wrote:
Or, you know, because he wanted to suck people's toes.


Yes, but it's a fun play on words.
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