I'm tipsy and really ******* bored.
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
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Entertain yourself you lazy bastige.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
I'm already listening to and singing/shouting along to W.A.S.P. and downlaoding Jurassic Park but I'm still bored.
Be less lazy and either join me and start drinking or entertain me in some way you *******.
Be less lazy and either join me and start drinking or entertain me in some way you *******.
I'm out of whiskey, so I'm probably going to crawl under my duvet and get some sleep.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Get more whiskey instead.
Be less boring OoT.
Well there's some Jack Daniel's downstairs, but that doesn't count...
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
It has alcohol and you can drink it. So gogogo!
Edited, Sep 17th 2011 2:53am by Aethien
Edited, Sep 17th 2011 2:53am by Aethien
I suppose I could get a nightcap...
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
I've never been a huge fan of JD. It's far too sweet for my taste.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey and Coke is awesome.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Who cares what it tastes like? IT HAS ALCOHOL!
See Faramir quote in sig.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
HE's right too.
FOR ALCOHOL!
FOR ALCOHOL!
Joke time?
So this seal walks into a club.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the highway department. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
So this seal walks into a club.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job at the highway department. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Two rolls in an oven. One says "Sure is hot in here." The other says "HOLY **** A TALKING ROLL!"
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
A Brit, a Jew and a Somali are under a tree. A caterpillar falls on the Brit's shoulder. The Brit throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Brit, and he throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and ask the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
A Mexican, a Russian, and a Texan are riding a train. The Russian looks at the two, takes a drink of Vodka and throws the bottle out the window. "Where I come from, we have so much we can just throw it away." Impressed, the Mexican takes a drink of Tequila, and also throws the bottle out the window. "Where I came from, we have so much we, too, can just throw it out." The Texan looks at the two, and throws the Mexican out the window.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
A Native American, a black man and a cowboy are sitting at a bar. The Indian says "you know once my people were many and now we are few". The black man says "Yeah I hear that, once my people were few now we are many!" the cowboy turns and says "Yeah that's cause we aint played Cowboys and negros yet".
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm tipsy and really @#%^ing bored.
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm tipsy and really @#%^ing bored.
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum + Vanilla Coke.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm tipsy and really @#%^ing bored.
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
Entertain me OoT, one way or another!
Paradox wrote:
Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum + Vanilla Coke.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
More like anything within reach.
Well it WAS in reach, I made sure of that as soon as I clocked out of work tonight :)
I wish Vanilla Coke was still sold in Alberta.
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